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2011.08.05 03:44 TheRapAsshole MFDOOM

Remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.
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2018.10.02 20:32 egg_enthusiast rhbets

Welcome to Robinhood Bets (RHbets)! We do our due diligence and make power plays on trending stocks. Let's get those gains! Note: If you want to get submission rights, send us a mod message and we'll do DD on you then add you.
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2013.06.04 21:45 crpearce All levels of digital filmmakers are welcome.

Amateurs, Weekend Warriors, and Beginners are welcome! We love the pros, and want their input always, but sometimes it's nice to have a quiet corner to share our small daily struggles and ask those honest, yet rookie questions. This subreddit is about the increasingly divergent field of DSLR filmmaking and how we deal with Small Screen Distribution.
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2023.03.21 21:35 ositocraf3d file share

Hey guys I'm new around this Reddit. I have a proxmox server setup with turnkey set up and samba file share setup. hopefully I'm asking in the right area but I'm trying to get it to where I can give my buddy in a completely different state than me access to the file share. I do a lot of video editing for him and it would be easier if he could just give me the files that way. how can I go about it I used webmin but I guess I have access to the webdav as well. not sure the steps I would need to take. I know I need to open up a port forwarding and everything I'm just a little lost at the moment.
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2023.03.21 21:35 awcomix If you knew for certain the technological singularity will occur at the end of 2025, what would you do?

This is just a a thought experiment based on how fast technology changes are occurring at the moment. If you’re familiar with the concept of the technological singularity, you know that the speed of change will be exponential. Basically a speed at which our minds can’t easily comprehend.
Some people may have varying definitions of what the singularity is. For the purposes of this post, let’s say it means that computers become some version of ‘self aware’ and start deciding what to create, make, improve on. Opening a flood gate of breakneck development of new technology. Or in other words from the Wikipedia page on the Technological Singularity,
“an upgradable intelligent agent will eventually enter a "runaway reaction" of self-improvement cycles”
I ask this question because I can’t fathom the implications and how it might change our world. Why this date? Mostly because it’s still a few years away but close enough to plan/think about. Let’s pretend it’s going to be around the first week of December 2025, give it take a couple of weeks.
To be clear I’m not basing the date on a scientific hypothesis but rather creative reasons, IE, this post.
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2023.03.21 21:35 ositocraf3d file share over internet

Hey guys I'm new around this Reddit. I have a proxmox server setup with turnkey set up and samba file share setup. hopefully I'm asking in the right area but I'm trying to get it to where I can give my buddy in a completely different state than me access to the file share. I do a lot of video editing for him and it would be easier if he could just give me the files that way. how can I go about it I used webmin but I guess I have access to the webdav as well. not sure the steps I would need to take. I know I need to open up a port forwarding and everything I'm just a little lost at the moment.
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2023.03.21 21:34 JmoneyTheYeeter Noob Linux github question

Git installed in terminal-made a folder-cd the folder-git clone the https clone of the program on github I want to use.
Now the download is in the folder, and I can see everything in the folder, but I cannot open the program. How do I actually install/use the program from here? What am I missing?
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2023.03.21 21:34 ositocraf3d file share

Hey guys I'm new around this Reddit. I have a proxmox server setup with turnkey set up and samba file share setup. hopefully I'm asking in the right area but I'm trying to get it to where I can give my buddy in a completely different state than me access to the file share. I do a lot of video editing for him and it would be easier if he could just give me the files that way. how can I go about it I used webmin but I guess I have access to the webdav as well. not sure the steps I would need to take. I know I need to open up a port forwarding and everything I'm just a little lost at the moment
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2023.03.21 21:33 Alec458223xx Strange issue and need advice on how to move forward, the insulation in my WRX has "melted" around the battery.

A picture speaks a thousand words, so:
https://imgur.com/a/OIVUOKP
I got out of my car today, everything normal, and I saw some like green fuzz in the little gap where the hood meets the chasis so I figured it must be some type of plant that somehow got in and I'll just pop it open and clean it out.

Then I pop it open to what you see in the included photos and I'm just like...wtf lol. The WRX is a 2021, 15k miles. I didn't smell any smoke, all temps were normal, totally bone stock(except a new shift knob). I did smell some weird nail polish smell, but thought nothing of it.

My question is, what the hell do I do? Is this no big deal or is my car not safe to drive? Do you think it's possible it just somehow fell apart on its own? My theory at the moment is, somehow the battery overheated and melted the foam which brings me to the next question, should I bring it to the dealer since I'm under warranty? I haven't touched the battery at all, not once. The car is 1.5 years old, never had to jump or be jumped. Only did routine oil changes every 3.5k. I warm the engine to 180f if I ever "give it the beans", so to speak.

Thanks for your thoughts.
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2023.03.21 21:33 annoyingstupidbody 35 [M4F] UK - Roll the bones

Hi, hello. One 35 year old boring, jaded male seeking equally dull and cynical female for special relations, emphasis on the special part.
It needs to be said that I'm only looking for someone in the UK or relatively nearby. Flights are expensive and long distance relationships are hard. When the oceans dissipate or Elon lets us use his rockets I'll consider something further afield, but until then I am simply a yokel. I'd also like to add a specific disclaimer that I am not actually a tour guide for temporary visitors to the UK. Sorry.
I've lived a life, been through the storm and out the other end and now I'm hoping to find a little something to make my big everything. I've been up, I've been down, but I'm still around. Somehow, someway, I am still me and I've reconciled with me the way for me to be. I am not a success, whatever that means, and I don't always know the way; but I have confidence that between us we can chart a course. I don't have all the answers but I sure can pretend I do for you or pretend I don't and have that be okay. I'm salt cured and partially chewed by wild animals but under that grimy crust there is still something tender.
I'm searching for romance. I don't mean modern sitcom romance, I mean where art thou for I much desire to speak with thee romance. In short, I want to be vulnerable with you. We spend our lives worrying away the good things until all that's left is dust and memories. I don't want that for us. I want us to be a full-bodied entwining like old trees until we're petrified in time, forever a monument to how it's supposed to be done. The roots go deep and it's difficult to tell where I begin and you end. There's innuendo in there somewhere too.
More seriously though, I'm looking for someone that is an open book. I respect delivery if the package is honesty, no matter how much it hurts. Integrity is all we have in this life and without it we are nothing. Say what you mean and mean what you say. We all have history and that's okay, but communication is key to success. A relationship is a team game and I like to win. Be a warrior poet and lets write an epic.
Looks don't matter to me, but attraction is important. It's an unfortunate reality but worth mentioning so we don't labour under illusion. I'm content with what I look like and maybe even a bit beyond that. Ideally, you would be the same. I have insecurities and things about myself that I work on, so it's okay if you do too, but don't don't be consumed by it because you are more than that as a person. Also if you have pets, it's your humanitarian duty to surrender their pictures to me.
I try to be thoughtful. I have a big brain that I use to try to be considerate of needs. I like to listen. I have a dark and/or crude sense of humour. I find most things to be funny but for all the wrong reasons. I have my moments of depression but tend to have a solid grasp on it these days. I want to be serious about you while poking holes in everything else.
I'm extremely driven. I have my passion and while I am not quite there yet, it is a clear trajectory. I am single, and have been for a long time by choice. I live with family by choice. I have no children or desire to have them. I have no ghosts or skeletons hanging around. What you get is one whole me with nothing unpleasant attached. One person to make of or do with as you wish.
Me: Hiking, nature, most forms of media specifically movies and music, games, cooking, gardening, writing, art in various forms, animals.
You: Like me but with lady rump to go with my sugar lumps. Must be able to laugh at fart jokes. Must enjoy warm bodies.

So it goes.
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2023.03.21 21:33 annoyingstupidbody 35 [M4F] UK - Roll the bones

Hi, hello. One 35 year old boring, jaded male seeking equally dull and cynical female for special relations, emphasis on the special part.
It needs to be said that I'm only looking for someone in the UK or relatively nearby. Flights are expensive and long distance relationships are hard. When the oceans dissipate or Elon lets us use his rockets I'll consider something further afield, but until then I am simply a yokel. I'd also like to add a specific disclaimer that I am not actually a tour guide for temporary visitors to the UK. Sorry.
I've lived a life, been through the storm and out the other end and now I'm hoping to find a little something to make my big everything. I've been up, I've been down, but I'm still around. Somehow, someway, I am still me and I've reconciled with me the way for me to be. I am not a success, whatever that means, and I don't always know the way; but I have confidence that between us we can chart a course. I don't have all the answers but I sure can pretend I do for you or pretend I don't and have that be okay. I'm salt cured and partially chewed by wild animals but under that grimy crust there is still something tender.
I'm searching for romance. I don't mean modern sitcom romance, I mean where art thou for I much desire to speak with thee romance. In short, I want to be vulnerable with you. We spend our lives worrying away the good things until all that's left is dust and memories. I don't want that for us. I want us to be a full-bodied entwining like old trees until we're petrified in time, forever a monument to how it's supposed to be done. The roots go deep and it's difficult to tell where I begin and you end. There's innuendo in there somewhere too.
More seriously though, I'm looking for someone that is an open book. I respect delivery if the package is honesty, no matter how much it hurts. Integrity is all we have in this life and without it we are nothing. Say what you mean and mean what you say. We all have history and that's okay, but communication is key to success. A relationship is a team game and I like to win. Be a warrior poet and lets write an epic.
Looks don't matter to me, but attraction is important. It's an unfortunate reality but worth mentioning so we don't labour under illusion. I'm content with what I look like and maybe even a bit beyond that. Ideally, you would be the same. I have insecurities and things about myself that I work on, so it's okay if you do too, but don't don't be consumed by it because you are more than that as a person. Also if you have pets, it's your humanitarian duty to surrender their pictures to me.
I try to be thoughtful. I have a big brain that I use to try to be considerate of needs. I like to listen. I have a dark and/or crude sense of humour. I find most things to be funny but for all the wrong reasons. I have my moments of depression but tend to have a solid grasp on it these days. I want to be serious about you while poking holes in everything else.
I'm extremely driven. I have my passion and while I am not quite there yet, it is a clear trajectory. I am single, and have been for a long time by choice. I live with family by choice. I have no children or desire to have them. I have no ghosts or skeletons hanging around. What you get is one whole me with nothing unpleasant attached. One person to make of or do with as you wish.
Me: Hiking, nature, most forms of media specifically movies and music, games, cooking, gardening, writing, art in various forms, animals.
You: Like me but with lady rump to go with my sugar lumps. Must be able to laugh at fart jokes. Must enjoy warm bodies.

So it goes.
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2023.03.21 21:33 Fat-Burner1830 Burner account seeking business advice for taking over Dads company

A bit of information
Married 29M, 27F
NW 1.9M
Income ~380k per year combined
I am currently working a government job, and have a sole proprietorship engineering firm in the odd hours and leaving the government job in may.
LCOL area
Seeking advice on how to properly write a proposal and not be burned taking over my fathers business, as well as questions I should be asking that I may not have, and any advice from redditors that may be in similar situations.
I am a sole proprietor and own my engineering firm. Started it 10 months ago and looking at ~170k in sales for the first tax year. My wife is currently working at the chemical plant, and this was very intentional.

My father in law recently passed away and this has spurred some large conversations with my dad. He is the sole owner of a small chemical company that does ~10 million in sales per year, and he is wanting to make me the president of it, we have discussed him selling as well as placing it in a trust. Over the last 30 years the best the company has netted him is 1m in a year, at the worst he has lost about 200k. For the most part he has averaged a net income of 560k per year.
My business and the chemical plant are in related fields, and they would compliment each other very well. The company has been in stagnation for about 7 years, and has not taken on much risk. I have quite a few immediate avenues open where I could ramp up cash flow.

Option 1:
Buy the business outright, I have an SBA Loan that myself and my engineering firm qualifies for, and have a pre qualification letter for 3 million. We have spoken about a sales price of 2 million, but don't have anything in writing. 8.6% interest rate.
Option 2:
Place the business into a trust, I would be designated trustee and named the president of the company. My dad would get 250k/year till the day he passes upon which time it would transfer to my mom. I don't know the specifics, but have a trust company we are working with.
Option 3:
Something I might be missing.
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2023.03.21 21:31 angrymexican564 Confused about Suffixes, Prefixes, Colors, Tones, Subbanks, and Sets in OpenUtau

I want to make a triexpression, tripitch voice bank. I'm trying to understand how OpenUtau will select a sample from one folder over the other so you can select what notes get what expression. But I need to understand how all these things work in relation to each other how they are set up before I can do that. The way I understand it, I would have to make 3 folders (pitch 1, pitch 2, pitch 3) with 3 subfolders in each (expression 1, expression 2, expression 3). I'll explain each as I understand them and anyone who knows can correct me.
I know it's a lot but I feel like every UTAU tutorial is either really bad or they assume you know all the basics already or just don't acknowledge that the basics exist. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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2023.03.21 21:30 Irisistabl Renewed Journey

Today officially marks the start of my renewed journey. After over a decade of marriage we had no kids, no real estate property, but lots of experiences together. It's interesting, now that I think about it, it was more like we were semi-romantic travel buddies than a married couple. At times she would even call me her roommate... I probably should have taken the hint there.
Overtime the small things began slipping through the cracks, and those trips and glamorous dates could only do so much to mask the reality of our growing differences. The verbal jabs at eachother started out small, but eventually lead to more and more cracks showing. We talked about what changes we could both make to patch things up, and she was sure to let me know I alone needed to change in order to accept her as she was, and things would get better.
Some of the bigger cracks eventually ruptured, resulting in a flood of emotions as if a dam had collapsed. The romance and enjoyment was gone, and couples therapy ensued. Our therapist had (to my complete and utter surprise) validated my feelings and encouraged BOTH of us to make changes if we wanted to have a healthy marriage. Success, she finally opened up about how much she hated people saying she needed to improve herself, and would never change. We stopped seeing the therapist, and I finally realized the truth.
It was a tough conversation that followed, even brutal at times. At one point she said "I love you", so I asked her what she had done to show me that love, or what she had done to change and improve herself as I had done for so long... followed by a long and deafening silence. That silence said more than any therapy session ever could have. I still feel a bit numb from saying those final words that followed, as if I had lifted the heaviest weight of the world with just my mouth alone.
I have absolutely no idea what lies down the road ahead, and truthfully speaking I'm nervous as could be... but I'll be sure to embrace happiness as I continue my renewed journey onward, changing only as I see fit for my health and well being.
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2023.03.21 21:30 marky_anthony_ Medium frustration

Hey 👋
I am a Femboy (maybe trans, not sure yet) started streaming last year, completely missed NEW tag on CB 😩 and quckly realised, how slowly subscriber number grows. After few weeks of streaming i stopped because ive meet someone. I threw away (and gave away) everything i had. After few months we broke up and i decided to give it another shot with streaming. I bought cheep equipment (im on budget), new lingerie and cute clothes (still adding to collection) and started brainstorming how too approach it. I quickly realized Reddit account is probably the thing i need (among million other things). I made it a year ago, but never bothered with it. It was just to frustrating. But i came back and after few days my 💡 started to shine. I started to understand it, but still swimming in deep watters. Now, if i want to post on any subredit 18+, they usually demand verified account (which i am) and karma points (which i am currently, at the time of writing, stuck at 1 and i believe its mine 😅 ) Im keep geting stuck at every step.
So good luck to me! 😅❤️
P.s. Its just, what grinds my gear at the moment and it seems to be group to share it... Im more than open for any advise!
Best wishes,
Antonia
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2023.03.21 21:30 RideshareHeathen Feedback & Thoughts

Posting here, should anyone look for more feedback than just Steam Reviews.

Played about 11 hours so far, with a few short games and then one that lasted for about 6 hours to see just how far you can get. Even with it being EA, I was pretty impressed. The game caught my eye based on the C&C visuals and vibe and honestly is playing better than some phone Tower Defense games I have tried out. A long game like the one I had was certainly challenging due to the lack of additional research, but I have it wishlisted and will certainly give the game a more in-depth playthrough when there is more to do.

Some thoughts:
Pros:
-Simple game play that might have you losing a few matches at first, but once things can be researched I think it becomes pretty easy to keep growing and expanding.
-While everything is pixeled, the layout and feel is also easy to get used to. It didn't take much to figure out how to build things with some efficiency to keep unlocking more space.
-Pixelation Filter is nice! Feels fun to turn it on and gives that old game vibes, but off the game is pretty clean and sharp looking!
-2x and 4x Speed option is nice and the game doesn't seem to suffer much for it. I know plenty of TD's that just break past 2x speeds, even if they offer higher.
-My Pros list is short as its still EA, but I've already suggested it to a few of my friends as a simple time sink while we have downtime.
Cons/Suggestions:
--The turret audio gets wildly intense at times and I often played with the volume nearly at zero. After several hours on one map, the audio was just a total mess of "under attack/turret lost" and mine + enemy gunfire going rampant. I know this is a hard one to address, but if 30 guns are firing, I would limit that sound clip to only a few playing vs every single one going off.
--When you are placing anything, such as a wall and you accidentally click another object while in placement mode, it deselects that and selects the new thing. If in placement mode, disabling the ability to select something would be clutch. Otherwise, I frequently place a wall, click a turret, have to mouse back to the wall, select it and go back into trying to place it and hope I didnt lose the turret behind it (I did). Then you have to also re-place the turret and run into a similar problem. Later in the game, this is really painful with walls being blown away instantly and trying to replace your defenses. Typically it was just me letting a huge swath of defense getting destroyed, then trying to rebuild it all between waves or after the blob moved on.
--Boss HP bars are nice, at first, but at one point I had I think 6 or 7 and it consumed nearly 50% of my screen, making it difficult to see paths and build things.
--No mass repair option, or even a choice to auto-repair. Being able to toggle that for say, just walls, just turrets, etc, would be really nice. Otherwise, I stopped using the repair at all and just let stuff die and then replaced it. Only really used the repair on my HQ as needed.
-Turrets have the ability to shoot different things based on the priority you choose, but a 'deadliest' or 'boss' first would be neat! I set a pile of turrets to shoot highest HP thinking that would work, but it looked like they would switch to something else after some damage was done, moving to a higher HP unit because it was new in that targeting range. They don't stick to the boss or the bigger threats. Tried this with several settings to see if I could find one to do this, but didn't find one that worked.
-No mass select for turrets. Having to manually select each one to change priorities is a slow, tedious process.
-On the main home page and when loading, the camera shakes/tries to be dynamic in movement but its just really disorienting. It can follow the unit but it swinging around does not feel thematic or needed. Loading a map the cannon fires and the screen zooms in/out at a tilted angle. I think a little wiggle here is okay, but the zooming tilt effect is a bit much.
-No pause feature. Opening the research panel and it pausing would be nice, or an overall option to pause. Its not a huge con and I get why there might not be one. Still, it can be pretty useful. UI: --The UI isn't bad, especially again in EA and really gives that old C&C feel. However, a few things complicate the game:
--No shortcuts for buildings, if you misclick during placement, you have to go re-select it.
--Opening the research window in a game, its always stuck in a weird place with the camera in the upper right. Have to use WASD to reposition it every time. If its going to open in a static place, maybe a zoomed out full view is better, like it is on the main home page. Makes it easier to zoom into what I need to see.
--Text in the research descriptions is all different. Font size is huge for some titles, with tiny red & green text that's a little hard to see. You have to zoom in a good bit to read it clearly. Feels like the description box is a set size and the text is trying to squeeze into that space.
--The 'Expand' button on multiple playthroughs covers building space. Can you make it only pop up when you hover over the dome?
-Not every time, but most my games when I build the Radar, the spot for it still has the silver background, some games its all black.
Huge wall of text, thanks for reading it all if you did! I know the game is EA, but this is going to be something I keep an eye on and I really think its good so far and has tons of potential! Thanks for your hard work and I am looking forward to seeing the direction you take it :D
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2023.03.21 21:30 dontsabotageyourself 41 [M4F] #Loma Linda - California Inland Empire 6’6” Athletic, Seeking regular FWB (or gf)

Pics in my bio. Gainfully employed, science degree, available midday and midweek often. I can host. I’m a happy, extroverted, confident person with good credit and no prison record. I drink but don’t get drunk. I don’t get high but 🍄 friendly. I’ll make you laugh. Your relationship status doesn’t matter. I won’t be in your business. Age gap cool is very cool. I can coach guide teach, support, and encourage because that’s how good men behave. Just be clean and sane outside the bedroom. Inside, be whatever gets you off. I’m an endurance athlete, I last forever. I’m an ambition man trying to make a dent in the world. I run a couple small businesses. I’m open to a gf but felt I’d be limited in time to make a gf feel as loved as she should. So I’m posting for a FWB. I’m white but I speak good Spanish. I play guitar and sing and love dancing. You’ll have a good time with me. But I need freedom to handle my shit. It means I’ll be flirting you like a mofo and then not in my phone as I need to make progress in my other goals.
https://imgur.com/a/lKGi0q9
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2023.03.21 21:29 slightlyassholic [The Great Erectus and Faun] 404 Universe Not Found Pt. 3

Something's missing. People (and entities) are starting to notice.
First Previous
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Far across the multiverse in a tavern that, depending on one’s point of view, may or may not have actually existed, Zeb, Petunia, Bethany, Bergamot, Cleve, and Zilandrial sat at a large wooden table.
“Thank you, Shauna,” Bergamot said as a buxom woman in a low-cut peasant dress filled their mugs with a “magic” pitcher of beer that never ran dry. “You don’t have to serve us, you know.”
“Oh, I know,” Shauna replied brightly, “but I am a barmaid. Besides, I am not giving up my magic pitcher!” she added with a laugh. “The next batch of stew should be out in a second.”
“If it is as good as this bread…” Cleve said, holding up a thick, floppy piece of flatbread.
“Better!” Shauna exclaimed. “The pantry keeps filling back up with the best stuff! It’s almost a shame to make stew out of it, but the “fancy” chef went to the “fancy” place. We just figured out the roaster thingy, so we’ll be serving roast fowl as soon as the first batch cooks!”
Shauna paused and took a big drink from her pitcher.
“It turns out that you just had to talk to it. Weird… But no weirder than anything else, I suppose. You guys want to wait for the roast fowl?”
“We shouldn’t tary,” Zeb replied, “We don’t know how long this blessed peace will last.”
“Maybe it’s over?” Bethany the Tinker, now reunited with her beloved hat, asked.
“One can hope,” Zeb shrugged as he drank deeply from his tankard, “but I’m not delaying my repast, and neither should you. When you have fiends like Pantsu and F10w3rchy1d in play, things can get much worse than they already are.”
“Worse?!?” Bergamot exclaimed in horror.
***
Melinda the Stalwart was starting to believe that she should have stayed in bed today.
It was supposed to be her day off! Yeah, things were starting to get “weird,” but with all of those high-rated champions running around up north, it was probably going to get handled pretty quickly… and she was tired of chasing around after their scraps.
Her copper-rated ass was sitting this one out. The fact that everyone had gone gank-crazy just further confirmed that she had the right idea.
So, she decided to head back to the royal city of Raven’s Peak to take advantage of the richer and more powerful adventurers running off to the north, leaving all the armorers, enchanters, alchemists, and publicans in town behind.
It was nice not constantly getting shoved out of the way by stronger champions and ignored by shopkeepers far more interested in their gold than her silver for once.
It started out as such a lovely day, too!
She awoke in a lovely bed at the Blade and Wand, her absolute favorite inn, and a place where it was nearly impossible to get a room without a reservation or a lot more status than she had. There, she enjoyed a wonderful breakfast, at a discounted rate no less, and then went out for a day of crowd-free shopping!
It. Was. Bliss! There were no lines, and all of the storekeepers and craftsmen were all too happy to not only serve her and her meager purse but actually take time to chat!
Then, for lunch, she decided to visit the main branch of the adventurer’s guild, where she had an honest-to-gosh hamburger and fries along with some cider. After that, the plan was to get some training or maybe buy a buff or two…
Well, that was the plan, anyway.
What actually happened was that her wonderful burger, which she could never get under normal circumstances (they were always sold out before a copper-rated nobody could get their coppers taken), was interrupted by the most unholy screams she had ever heard inside or outside a dungeon.
She barely had time to stand before the doors to the guild offices exploded outward, and a demon covered in spikes and flames charged into the main hall.
That looks just like the guildmaster, was about all she had time to think before the fiend was on her.
***
“What’s happening?!?” Melinda cried in terror as she hurtled through absolutely nothing.
(Shh bby is ok)
“H-hello?” she called.
(😊)
“W-who are you? What happened to me?”
(Shh bby is ok)
“Am I… Am I dead?!?”
(is ok)
“Oh, it is definitely NOT okay! Who are you, and what the hell happened?”
The bedbug sighed with exasperation as it bounced off an invisible barrier again.
It had taken too long. The soul was starting to wake up.
Before much longer, it would start to get wiggly. It hated it when they began to wiggle.
Not knowing exactly what else to do, it let out a little ping.
It was answered by thousands of its kind! They couldn’t get through either, so they were having a rave! Awesome!
With a happy little (woo!), it zipped off towards the largest concentration of pings dragging an increasingly indignant Melinda the Stalwart along whether she wanted to or not.
***
“Hahaha!” Tawdry laughed into a prepaid “burner phone” her parents didn’t know about. “I can’t be-lieve you got me fucking grounded, you skank!”
“You’re still grounded?” Claudia snickered, “You diminished that badly?”
“It’s my parents. I managed to talk them down to a week without brain fucking them too hard. Besides, this cell is a lot nicer than the holes you used to stick me in. I’ll just do my time and be done with it. Besides, it will give our friends time to leave town since someone can’t manage to find a freaking truck.”
“First of all, fuck you,” Claudia laughed, “Second of all, thanks for getting that bastard to show up in a park and chase you across all of that nice soft turf. We got a lot of data we didn’t have before.”
“Like what?”
“Like its estimated mass, tire treads, a few lovely material samples where it nailed a park bench while trying to kill you… oh, and confirmation that it actually materializes and dematerializes. We can only assume the little bitch does the same thing. Too bad you couldn’t actually lay hands on her.”
“She was slippery, okay?” Tawdry chuckled.
“Hey,” Claudia said, “before Evika and her party ganked you, did they say anything about whom they were working for, or did they mention a little blonde girl named Petunia… or Pantsu?”
“No, they just said hi and blew my head off. Oh! Stephen did say that David finally confessed to Evika!”
“Took him long enough,” Claudia laughed, “Think he has a chance?”
“I know he has one,” Tawdry replied, “Evika’s gonna drop those drawers any second.”
“Good for her.”
“You said that Robert the Golden Peckerhead got sent back?”
“Yeah, and he is not adjusting well,” Claudia replied, “We have him in a ‘special’ inpatient facility where we are keeping the people with ‘issues’.”
“You got a lot of ‘patients’?”
“Not as many as you would think,” Claudia said, “Not everyone is happy about things, but there is something to be said about not having to sleep with a dagger under your pillow.”
“True that,” Tawdry replied. “High school is a pain, but being able to go out for pizza without an enraged wife (or husband) trying to shank you is nice.”
“Careful,” Claudia laughed, “Enraged spouses here might have a gun. You might want to go easy on the adultery this time around. There is also no magic contraception, and cure disease potions aren’t for sale in every town.”
“Ugh, don’t remind me,” Tawdry groaned. “Doesn’t really matter, though. I might as well be a nun these days.”
“You can’t be diminished that much!”
“I am not into kids, and any man worth screwing isn’t into jailbait. I’m the exact opposite of screwed… Speaking of, you did mention a possible trip to Denmark?”
“Aren’t you grounded?”
“I won’t be next week!”
“And how will you explain your sex tourism to your folks?”
“Let me worry about my folks,” Tawdry replied, “You worry about that plane ticket!”
“I’ll see what I can do,” Claudia replied with a chuckle.
Natasha! Come down for dinner!
“I’ll be right there!” Tawdry yelled.
“I gotta go. It’s taco night…”
Tawdry grinned.
“Speaking of tacos, did you get that camel toe fixed yet?”
“And just when we were even, too!” Claudia laughed. “Your little suggestion has everyone looking at my snatch… including me, and I know it’s bullshit!
“Ha! Is your new fuck toy looking?”
“I have no idea what you are talking about.”
“Detective Martin! I know you have a thing for that whole world-weary crusader vibe. And don’t think I didn’t see you checking out his ass, either.”
“I have the same problem you do,” Claudia sighed, “worse even. The sort of man I like certainly won’t be messing around with a ‘kid’, even if I am ‘legal’.”
“Yeah, you do like them a bit crusty, don’t you? How about finding some rich asshole who is having a mid-life crisis?”
“I will repeat myself. The sort of man I would like isn’t interested… and won’t be for years.”
“Meh. You’re not giving yourself enough credit… and giving them far too much of it.”
“Well, Slaker turned me down cold… goddamn chain of command…”
“No! You tried to give it up to Slaker?”
“Wouldn’t be the first time…”
“No way! I need details, all of them!”
“Well…”
Natasha! Dinner!
“I have to go,” Tawdry said, “but this is not over!”
***
Vroom? an old Peterbilt truck revved as it sat in a remote corner of a truck stop in the middle of nowhere.
“Still nothing,” the little girl huffed. “How can an entire universe disappear?”
VroomVroom?
“Let’s hope not,” the girl replied, “Even so, he wouldn’t abandon us!”
“What?” the spirit asked with alarm.
“Oh, it’s nothing,” the little girl replied.
“Doesn’t sound like nothing.”
“Okay,” the little girl replied, “There is a remote chance that our boss has had to… um… cease operations and relocate. It hasn’t happened in a really long time, but it has happened.”
“Does that mean that I’m stuck?!?”
“No, of course not. It just means we might have to wait until we’re collected.”
Vroom.
“He won’t forget us!”
VroOoom…
“Hey! Don’t even start talking like that! We’ve done good work for the boss on several worlds. He won’t just discard us!”
“What do you mean, discard?”
“Just watch your anime, weeb,” the little girl snapped. “He hasn’t abandoned us, and he won’t forget us. He’s just… um…”
Vroom.
“I don’t know, alright!” the little girl replied angrily, “I have no idea where those others came from. All I know is that we didn’t squish them.”
VvvrOom.
“If he had another team, I would know about it!”
Vroom?
“I just would, okay! WE AREN’T GETTING REPLACED!... I’m… I’m going to get some air, maybe a Coke or something.”
The little girl threw open the door to the cab angrily and hopped out.
“Hey!” the spirit yelled, “See if they have any audiobooks!”
***
We’ve been abandoned… the little girl thought to herself as she prowled the truck stop trying not to panic.
She had to keep it together for Truck-Kun… and their new companion. If she fell apart, Truck-Kun would, too, and who knows what the spirit would do. He was two seconds from making another run for it as it was.
She paused by a rack of dusty old audiobooks on CD. Now that wasn’t something she had seen in a bit.
Thankful for the distraction, she started perusing the titles. Some of them were things she hadn’t already read (or listened to).
She grabbed a few for herself and then started looking for something appropriately nerdy for her new guest.
She might have murdered them in cold blood, but that was no reason not to be a good host.
She was so distracted by her own troubles and the audiobooks that she didn’t notice that she was being followed until the guy’s shadow fell around her.
She then became aware of his oily aura and smiled.
All work and no play…
“Hello, little girl…”
She looked up at him with an innocent expression and doe-like eyes.
“Hi.”
***
Truck-Kun quietly ground his gears as he watched a beat-up RV pull onto the highway.
Vroom, he grumbled as he put himself in gear and started to follow.
“What?” the spirit asked.
About half an hour later, Truck-Kun pulled over next to an RV that was parked on the side of the highway.
The door opened, and the little girl hopped out, holding a paper bag.
Vroom, the truck revved disapprovingly.
“Such a nice man,” the little girl said impishly as she plopped into the driver’s seat, and the truck drove away.
“Are those bloodstains?” the spirit asked as he pointed at the bag.
“What answer would you prefer?” the girl asked as she pulled out a half-filled fifth of vodka and most of a pack of smokes graciously donated by the nice man in the RV (it wasn’t like he was going to be needing them).
Vroom.
“I know I quit,” the girl replied as she put one in her mouth. “Give me a break. My nerves are shot.”
Vroom.
“Yes, shot enough to smoke menthols!”
The little girl lit up and drew heavily on the cigarette, exhaling a lovely smoke ring.
Vroom!
“So, crack a window!”
Vroom! Vroom! Vrooooom!
“You can’t smell, and you know it! So please, cut me some slack. I’ve had a bad day,” she said as she turned up the bottle of vodka like it was Juicy Juice.
Vroom!
“I know you’ve had a bad day, too,” the girl said as she wiped her mouth, “Want me to get you some fuel treatment at the next stop, maybe some starting fluid?”
Vroom.
“Okay, and a new air freshener, maybe some of those fuzzy dice you like? Deal?”
Vroom!… Vroom?
“As a matter of fact,” the little girl said as she pulled out a wad of bills. “the nice man did keep his cash on him.”
Vroom! the truck revved happily.
***
“Jesus!” Gary Martin, formerly Detective Martin, winced as he looked inside an abandoned old RV the following day.
“Say what you want about her,” Claudia Smythe said as she ate a corn dog. “but she is thorough.”
“We think the girl did this?”
“Matches her MO,” Claudia shrugged as she flicked the corn dog stick aside. “And we have surveillance footage at the truck stop. The asshole was talking to someone small, the cameras didn’t get a good shot of the kid, and eyewitnesses state that he was in the company of his ‘daughter’ when he left.”
“You said this was her MO. She’s done this before?” Gary asked.
“She rolls guys like this for their pocket change. We’re not sure if it’s how they finance their operations or if she just does it for fun, but this is the third one this year.”
A well-dressed and very young man in sunglasses approached the pair.
“Sir Lark,” Claudia said without turning around. “We have an ID on this guy yet?”
“Boris Veetch,” the young man said. “a registered sex offender with an active warrant for skipping out on his parole.”
“Yeah, she likes those,” Claudia shrugged. “Nobody will mourn his passing. He was easily ensnared, and he probably was carrying cash.”
“And she is professional bait,” Gary shrugged. “He was slime, but I’m not sure even he deserved what happened to him, though. What sort of monster would do something like this?”
“You just answered your own question,” Claudia replied, “a monster.”
“If you think this is bad," Lark said as he started photographing the scene, "You should see what a pack of goblins will do if they get the chance."
“Considering what we now know,” Claudia said with a shrug, “this trail is beyond cold. Even if they couldn’t do the whole disappearing act, they could be in any of several states by now. We’ve lost them… again.”
She looked over at Gary.
“Just as well,” she added, “We need to get you processed and briefed… agent.”
She smiled.
“Welcome to the Temporal Protection Agency.”
***
Deep within the deepest dungeon on Asteria Prime, a monstrous giant of a spider fidgeted uncomfortably.
“H-hello… boss,” it said nervously, “T-to w-what do we owe the honor of your visit?”
Frostie smiled an icy smile that filled the giant spider with horror.
“Oh, I was just in the area and thought I would give my friends here,” she said, indicating The Great Erectus, The Herald, and Cuddles, “a tour.”
“O-of c-course!” Log’Sharingoth LXXXIII stammered as their legs twitched miserably. “W-would you like a guide?”
“That would be lovely,” Frostie smiled. “Where’s Pantsu? I think she and The Big Guy over here would get along famously.”
“S-she isn’t available, boss.”
“Not even for me?”
“I-I apologize,” Log’Sharingoth said nervously, “but she isn’t here right now?”
“Well, where did she go?”
“I-I’m not sure, boss…”
“Okay, how about Nova?”
“S-she’s not here, either.”
“Shai-Vai-Loshara?”
“Um…”
Steve?
Log’Sharingoth made a whining bubbling noise as they shrank away.
“Why don’t you just tell me who is missing and exactly what the fuck is going on?” Frostie said with an angry gleam in her eye.
***
“…and I don’t know where anyone is!” Log’Sharingoth wailed miserably. “And everything is going wrong, the players almost rioted, and the physics engine threatened to quit! I didn’t know what to doooo!!!
“And at no point did it occur to you to call me?” Frostie asked with a frightening edge to her voice.
Pantsu told me not to!!!
Frostie let out a long-suffering sigh. Of course, the current Log’Sharingoth wouldn’t go against Pantsu. It was horribly unfair to expect otherwise.
“I’m not going to come down on you because of what she did,” Frostie said a bit more gently. “However, since I now clearly know something is amiss, anything you can tell me will be of great value.”
“I-I’m not in trouble?”
“Not from me,” Frostie replied, “and Pantsu won’t be giving you any problems after I’m done with her.”
Frostie paused.
“So, this glitched Pantsu, where is it now?”
“Pantsu had me send it to Tartarus! I’m sorry! But she said to!”
“Sounds like the only sensible thing she’s done thus far,” Frostie replied.
“I didn’t want to, but she told me to do it!”
“Oh, don’t worry,” Frostie shrugged, “sounds like the perfect place for it. Wait. She told you?”
“Yes, Boss!”
“That means you have a line of communications?”
Log’Sharingoth’s multiple eyes all widened with fear.
“Y-yes?”
“Call her and tell her to give me her location… now.”
“Y-yes boss…”
Log’Sharingoth fell silent for a few moments.
“Um… Boss?”
“Let me guess,” Frostie said, “You can’t reach her, can you?”
“No, Boss.”
Fine,” Frostie grumbled. “We do this the hard way. You’ve done a great job, considering everything.”
“I have?” Log’Sharingoth asked hopefully.
“You have,” Frostie said reassuringly. “Keep doing what you’re doing, and I’ll send a crisis response team to help out in the meantime.”
“A… A crisis response team?” Log’Sharingoth asked fearfully.
“You didn’t think you were getting off Scot free, did you?” Frostie laughed as she and her companions disappeared.
“…Ssssshit,” Log’Sharingoth hissed as she stalked off into the shadows.
***
The hominid looked around at their new surroundings.
Everything was white. The floor was white. The walls were white. The furniture was white…
Even the plants were white…
And everything was spotless.
“Interesting décor,” he said after a few seconds.
“They like to keep things tidy,” Frostie replied as she took a seat on one of the white couches.
“They?” the ape-man asked dubiously as Cuddles slipped one of her tentacles into The Herald’s hand.
He gently gripped it, causing Cuddles to suppress a delighted squeal.
“Playtime is over,” Frostie said in a matter-of-fact tone. “I’m calling in my real operatives.”
“Jesus!” The Great Erectus exclaimed as a spotless white door opened, and a short, slender blue male amphibian-like biped in a white tunic bearing a three-headed dog embroidered with platinum thread walked in.
“You never told me you had… them!
“Oh, you are familiar with their kind?”
“Those little monsters are responsible for the death of entire universes! Every time there is a parallel manifestation of those… monsters… entire galaxies die.”
“They can be a handful,” Frostie said pleasantly, “But I’ve found them incredibly valuable over the years… for that very same reason. These do come from much more reasonable stock from a much more reasonable ancestor... Maybe 'reasonable' is pushing it a little,” Frostie added with a laugh. "Reasonable for one of them, at least."
The blue amphibian smiled pleasantly and blinked his huge amber eyes, their pleasant hue replaced with a whirling madness of color.
“Hello, Hades,” Frostie said with a smile. “It has been quite a while. How have you been?”
“Bored,” Hades replied. “I trust you have come to alleviate that?”
“Most definitely,” Frostie replied. “Awaken the others…”
“…It’s time to hunt.”
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2023.03.21 21:29 LeVraiRoiDHyrule Beginner in OpenWRT : Can't set Adguard home as my DNS for all my networks

Hi,
I am new to OpenWRT and managed to have my network configured as well as a guest network. Now I'm trying to put everything behind Adguard Home. I tried to follow this guide : https://openwrt.org/docs/guide-useservices/dns/adguard-home#installation
But after doing so I have 2 problems :
  1. The guest network no longer have DNS access (so no internet)
  2. OpenWRT doesn't have internet access (so it can't download opkg packages for example)
Adguard works only for my main network. Could someone help me to set it up properly ? I can't find how.
I made a post about this with my whole config : https://forum.openwrt.org/t/adguard-home-as-my-primary-dns-doesnt-work-for-guests/155083
By the way, I am new to OpenWRT so if you see errors or bad things in my config, or have tips to improve it, I'm very interested.
Thanks in advance for any answer, have a great day
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2023.03.21 21:29 penkster What tools do you use to plan / check off work on a video?

I currently have an open doc in Evernote that is a sort of loose checklist "Film this, edit that, add this, voiceover that, add music there" etc. It's clunky and doesn't give me warm fuzzies on how mnuch work is left on a project.
I used to use very simple project management tools for this, but I'm curious what ya'll do?
Captain D just posted on his patreon with a sort of status bar that shows the length of the video and what portions are done, what needs voiceover, etc. That seemed helpful - anyone know what tool?
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2023.03.21 21:29 Helgahuffandpuff My bf [m38] was abused as a child and refuses to open to me [f33]

I met my boyfriend on a dating app 4 months ago and we decided to become exclusive almost immediately. We both had been single for 6 and 13 years respectively. My man is kind, thoughtful, and splurges on me.
He was a victim of some pretty heinous crimes as a child. As a result, he has severe mental illness that he is in treatment for. He spent the greater part of his life homeless and unmedicated.
He has been in treatment for 6 years and on an upward swing with work and life goals. When we met he told me all of this on this first day and let me know he has a hard time opening up. As we get closer in our relationship, I notice that he gets angry with me when I ask questions about his life in an attempt to build intimacy. He says he shuts down and represses everything from his past because it hurts and it’s painful. He thinks I’m prying by asking about past relationships, his childhood, his parents and everything else related to the past and present.
I told him I need emotional intimacy and closeness in my relationships to which he replied he can’t give me what I want. He always tells me he loves me but I can’t grow to love him without this emotional connection. He says he is a robot and wants to date someone equally as traumatized who accepts him for him and doesn’t care about his past! I also want to mention that he doesn’t ask me questions about my past or show any interest in my life in general outside of the normal day-to-day routines. He claims because he just wants me to share and that he is a better listener than talker.
I really like this man but I’ve never attempted to love and be in relationship with someone who has a wall up. I don’t know how to move forward or what to do.
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2023.03.21 21:28 ThrowRAdlgPwls Please help me (31F) Starting to feel depressed after reaching out to him (31M) after NC

So it has been over a year since our two year relationship ended. He reached out after a few months of NC last year telling me I am the one for him and asking me to give him another chance. We kept in touch but I officially ended it about half a year ago as I thought it is the best for both of us. Although I decided I cannot be with him due to fundamental differences I truly loved him and have always felt like I lost a best friend. I could talk to him about anything, even the most personal stories that I have never shared with any of my close friends, without ever feeling judged.
For the past few weeks, I have sort of hit rock bottom in life due to stress from work, family and other personal stuff and did something I should not have done last night out of impulse.
I called him.
He picked up and we talked for a few minutes. I told him how sad I am and how much I miss talking to him and he said he does as well. I am not sure what got into me but I asked if he is seeing someone.
After a few seconds pause, he said yes.
Even though this was something I had already kind of expected, it really felt like I got punched hard in my stomach a few times. Then I asked him if she will be okay with us talking like this. He said no. I told him it is not fair to his new girlfriend then, wished him the best and hung up.
He texted me a few hours later that he understands how I feel and if I need someone to talk to, I can call him. I told him if he feels his new girlfriend will not be okay with us communicating, then we shouldn’t.
I have always known that it would not have worked out between us anyways so I do not understand why I feel this sad and devastated. But I cannot help but ask these questions to myself constantly- how can he move on so fast after telling me how I meant the world to him and how he will never be able to find someone like me if we ever broke up, and how he wants to marry me…? How is it so easy for him to find someone he connects with when I have been struggling to open up to anyone else despite all the effort for the past year? Did I really mean nothing much to him? I know some of you will tell me 6 months is a long time but for me, it hasn’t been. I tried going on dates and meeting new people but nobody seems to measure up to him.
I have been crying constantly since last night and it breaks my heart to know that he seems to be happy as he sounded rather light-hearted over the phone.
I have never felt this alone and small for the longest time so if you can give me some words of wisdom or comfort, anything would help.
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2023.03.21 21:27 LuxInteriot Procedurally generated maps

I'm a fan of procedural maps. They offer a degree of imprevisibility on how you'll build your republic. They don't look very natural and some unlucky ones may require restarting, but every game in one of them is a different challenge.
They need some improvements, though, and that's why I'm opening this conversation.
  1. The main issue with them is that resources are distributed in weird ways. They're scatered in minor weird deposits around the map, which don't look natural. I never manged to make a viable oil industry from a single camp in random maps (other resources aren't as bad). Random resource placement is a major part on why procedural maps are interesting, so I think this needs to be looked at;
  2. No option to build coasts. It's all rivers from about the same width that don't form deltas and often don't interconnect, as real rivers do.
  3. Villages are away from rivers. In real life, every major human settlement needs a water source and, before the 20th century allowing water transnport, no village was built too far away from rivers. Starter villages should at least have a tendency to follow river courses.
  4. Perhaps an option for modern bigger cities with basic modern commodities (water, electricity, shops). Optionally free weak versions of generators (diesel?) - water and sewage can be dealth by trucks with free services, but it's quite horrendously inefficient with so many small houses.
  5. The game could be more transparent when citizens in starter villages are activated or not.
How about you? Do you like procedural maps? What would you change about them?
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2023.03.21 21:27 whereisourfreedomof_ Struggling to Figure out PS5 Controls

I can't figure out how to open up a crafting menu, or how to even see an inventory of crafting ingredients. Does crafting exist in SOTF?
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2023.03.21 21:27 taraxac13 Help I'm dumb

I played this game ages ago and am getting into it again. I play on ps4 and can't for the life of me remember how to open the state shop. I've yet to find an fQ that addresses this either. I feel so dumb because I figure it out way back but I simply can't remember and everything I've seen on reddit or elsewhere just says "click the shoppingcart" which doesn't seem to be an option on ps4
Sorry, please help
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