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2023.03.29 11:22 TooDriven Hardest campaign missions right now?
Here are some of the campaign missions I found the hardest. Keep in mind I haven't played all of them yet. Tariq and Sundjata are still missing, for example. All missions without cheese. All on Hard.
In no particular order:
Grand Dukes 2. I surprisingly found this mission fairly difficult due to your exposed location and number of enemies.
Hautevilles 2 (Roger in Sicily). Hate this mission. If you do it right, you can win it in 10 minutes by just sniping all Emirs. If you don't do that, this mission becomes basically impossible. Once again, endless spam.
Jan Zizka 2. Another surprisingly tough early scenario. 3 post imp enemies endlessly spamming paladin and teutonic knights. Sniping the enemy leaders is tough as well. Extremely grindy and annoying.
Saladin 6 is really tough. Lots of enemies with strong compositions. Still, this isn't in the top5 or so, if you attack your opponents rather than defending, it is doable. But still challenging.
Ivaylo 3. Defend your base against 3 endlessly spamming enemies. Snipe their khans, but they have large, regenerating health. Doable with castle defense while massing CA to snipe khans.
Rajendra 4. You're on a timer against an endlessly spamming enemy with limited army and no eco. Tough and annoying.
Jadwiga 4, siege of Vilnius. Without spamming towers and houses to wall, this seems nearly impossible to defend.
Jadwiga 5. Blue tatars (kazikermen) is maybe the spammiest AI enemy in the entire game. Also, you're on a timer, which I hate. Even with bombard towers and full army, breaking their base is tough as nails.
Bari 4 (best laid plans). Once again many enemies with large armies.
Hautevilles 5. Extremely grindy, at least if you go on the offensive. Ships, armies, strong enemies, little space. A pain.
Tamerlane 5. Many enemies, relatively few resources, limited gols, lots of spam, exposed base.
Alaric 5. Again a super spammy mission with strong enemies. Kill Saurus fast or suffer hard.
Prithviraj 4. You are on a timer and have to destroy 3 monasteries. Your 3 enemies spam endless waves of units that are super tough to overcome.
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2023.03.29 11:00 SixersGameThreadBot [Tailgate Thread] Dallas Mavericks (37-39) @ Philadelphia 76ers (49-26) - 07:30 PM EDT
- Game Time: March 29, 2023 @ 07:30 PM EDT
- Venue: Wells Fargo Center - Philadelphia, PA
- TV: National: ESPN, Dallas: BSSW-DAL, Philadelphia: NBCSP
- Radio: Dallas: KEGL/KFZO, Philadelphia: WPEN
- NBA Game Summary / Charts
|Date ||Location ||Result |
|03/02/2023 ||Dallas ||Loss 133-126 |
|03/18/2022 ||Philadelphia ||Win 111-101 |
|02/04/2022 ||Dallas ||Loss 107-98 |
|04/12/2021 ||Dallas ||Win 113-95 |
|02/25/2021 ||Philadelphia ||Win 111-97 |
|Team ||PTS ||REB ||AST ||STL ||BLK ||TO ||FG% ||3P% ||FT% |
|Mavericks ||113.9 ||38.6 ||22.7 ||6.4 ||3.7 ||11.8 ||0.474 ||0.372 ||0.757 |
|76ers ||115.2 ||40.9 ||25.1 ||7.8 ||4.8 ||12.8 ||0.486 ||0.386 ||0.835 |
Eastern Conference Standings
League Scoreboard Posted: 03/29/2023 05:00:01 AM EDT, Update Interval: 5 Minutes
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2023.03.29 10:48 r3crac UALANS Sonic Electric Toothbrush With 8 Brush Heads [EU] for 20.99 USD with coupon (Best price in history: $21.99) [Country limited!]
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2023.03.29 10:04 rostce HSBC Red Mastercard Application Timeline
I got approved for an HSBC Red Mastercard
March 16 - Application via HSBC’s website. I have a reference credit card issued previously for more than one year.
March 20 - Received a phone call asking me to submit additional identification and appear via Zoom. I had to reschedule to March 22.
March 22 (morning) - Emailed HSBC with the requested identification and had a Zoom meeting to confirm my identity. Basically, the Zoom meeting had no audio, only a camera. I had to show my face (no mask) with my identification beside my face. Whole process took less than five minutes.
March 22 (evening) - Received a text informing me that my application was approved.
March 24 - Received credit card via Entrego. (My address is within Metro Manila)
My CL for the HSBC Red CC is higher by 50% as compared to my reference CC.
My question: How long before I receive my Cash Advance PIN letter?
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2023.03.29 09:59 CitizenSnips4 Digital Daily #15 Written Summary — March 26th [Week 3 Nominations + POV Spoilers]
This is a summary of Digital Daily #15 (March 26th). Detailed are events that happen after the POV comp leading up to the POV ceremony. Please no spoilers beyond this digital daily in the comments.
Pre-Digital Daily: Kuzie nominated Santina and Hope. The winner of the POV is Hope.
Will Kuzie make a big move this week? Or do what Ty wants… Digital Daily #15 kicks off in the HOH room, where Kuzie speaks with POV winner Hope. Kuzie asks him questions so she can figure out who her replacement nominee will be; assuming Hope uses the veto on himself, the replacement nominee will sit next to Santina. During this convo, Hope confirms to Kuzie that he was the 4th vote to keep Roberto in the house. Later, we learn from an unhappy Daniel in a talk with Anika that Zach is Kuzie’s likely replacement nominee and target. Anika wants the replacement nominee to be Ty, as she sees Ty as the glue that keeps the guys alliance together. Later, Hope confesses his 4th vote secret to Renee. Meanwhile, Anika approaches Kuzie with an attempt at getting Ty on the block in stead of Zach. Kuzie reveals that Ty thinks of Anika as disposable. Anika fails to get Kuzie to consider Ty as a target, as Kuzie only gives reasons to target Zach. Later, Ty approaches Kuzie to hear her plan; they become frustrated with each other, as Ty desperately wants Zach, and to a lesser extent, Dan, to stay off the block, but those are Kuzie’s main options right now. They talk in circles but neither budge. After this discussion, Ty goes to Hope with the idea of Hope using the veto on Santina, not himself. Ty then tells Zach of his possible nomination, which rattles him while he’s trying to work out.
Going into detail…
0:00:07 - HOH - Kuzie Speaks with the POV Winner
Kuzie asks Hope what his thoughts are on Renee. Hope: “she’s very trustworthy.” Kuzie asks if Hope is close with Shanaya. Hope says in every conversation he’s had with her, they are close, but it’s never been game-related. Kuzie: “so Shanaya would not be horrible to get out, but don’t touch Renee.” Kuzie says she likes Renee, but she wonders why 2 people have put her on the block already; what did the other HOHs see? Kuzie: “then I’m looking at Dan and I’m saying ‘this guy has absolutely no plans for me in his life.’” Kuzie says the sensible thing for her would be to backdoor Dan this week. Hope: “between you and me, about the whole JM situation: I wish Ty never saved Anika off the block. Because I feel like JM could have done a lot of big in this game. I wish he stayed.” Hope thanks Kuzie for putting him on the block because his POV win yesterday is motivating him to win another comp. Ty literally barges in without knocking. Kuzie apparently gives him a face because he walks right back out. Hope also won $5,000 in the comp. Hope asks Kuzie if she trusts Daniel/Anika. Kuzie trusts that they are genuine, but she’s not sure how hard they will play. Hope calls Daniel a real one: “outside of here, I want to be friends with him.” Kuzie trusts that Jonathan is a good person. Hope: “I don’t know how he is going to survive in this game.” Hope says he (Hope) is with Kuzie from now on; he says again that this POV win has given him a new purpose in the house. Hope: “whatever move you make, I’m with you 100%.” Hope about his vote for Roberto: “you know the truth about that obviously.” Kuzie: “yeah.” Hope: “I couldn’t tell anyone.” Hope says he could tell that Kuzie knew when she said she “didn’t care” who voted and they shared a look. Hope says he changed his vote last second. Kuzie: “spilt milk.” Zach barges in (without knocking); Hope motions for him to stay and that they are done talking. Zach asks Hope when he wants to lift. Hope leaves and Zach stays with Kuzie.
0:11:16 - Parlour - Anika & Daniel React to Kuzie’s Plans
Anika tells Daniel why she thinks Ty should be the next target: without Ty, Santina/Zach won’t work together; Ty also has influence on Claudia. Daniel says Ty has to go, but Kuzie would never do it: “there’s no fighting it anymore, it’s gonna be Zach.” Daniel says he will not vote Zach out over Santina, even if it destroys his chance at alliances. Daniel says if they get rid of Zach and keep Ty, they (Daniel/Anika) are still gonna be the targets since Ty won’t come after Claudia and her friends. Anika says Ty would go after Renee and Shanaya. Daniel asks how she knows. Anika says because Ty knows Renee is close with Claudia, so he wants Renee to leave before they get closer. Anika remembers to tell Daniel about a conversation she had with Ty last night: Anika says Ty approached her about why she was feeling stressed, and started asking game questions. Anika responded: “you know what Ty, I can’t trust you enough right now to tell you that” and added that Ty is always talking game with Santina and Zach, not her. Anika stresses that Ty is the person that connects that big alliance. Daniel says he had a relationship with Santina, but then she blew them up as a group, and now they are keeping her? Anika says it’s about perspective. Daniel: “I get it, I get it.” Daniel says he is upset at Santina because her pitch to get rid of Zach was that she doesn’t like what Zach is doing with Daniel: “I’m a grown ass man. Everyone needs to stop protecting me.” Daniel says on a game-level, he’s pissed. Daniel reveals that he is conflicted about the information Santina told him; either Santina is 100% lying or Zach can’t be trusted at all. Daniel says the house is going to be so boring (without Zach). Daniel says he just needs a day of misery, and Anika leaves.
0:19:36 - Purple Bedroom - Talk Later?
Anika joins Hope/Renee in the bedroom. Daniel enters momentarily then leaves. Renee leaves, and before Hope exits he tells Anika they need to have some one-on-one time. Anika agrees.
0:22:10 - Hot Tub - Socializing
Daniel joins Shanaya/Claudia/Zach outside.
0:22:39 - Library - Hope Confesses to Renee
Hope/Renee continue to talk about Hope’s age. [honestly I’m getting bored of his “what age am I??” talk]. They play pool and focus on the game for a while. Then Hope says he is just going to play an honest game. Hope: “I feel like you know me.” Renee says she has a pretty good understanding of who he is. Hope: “so I guess you know the truth about that 4th vote…” Renee: “was it Zach?” Hope: “…” Renee: “it was you?” Hope says it was a pity vote. Renee: “oh, well at least you’re honest about it.” Renee asks if Zach/Ty know. Hope says yes. Renee asks if the 3rd vote was Vanessa. Hope says no, he doesn’t think so [it was]. Renee asks if the guys were mad when Hope told them how he voted. Hope says he just explained that it was his friend: “I’m not good at lying.” Renee says Hope cannot give a pity vote moving forward, starting this week with whatever Kuzie wants to do.
0:32:31 - HOH - Anika Tries to Sway Kuzie
Anika approaches Kuzie about nominating Ty instead of Zach. Kuzie says one of her reasons for wanting to get rid of Zach is “not that I want to weaken Daniel,” but it would make Daniel a better ally for them since he won’t be on the fence. Anika tells Kuzie about her conversation with Ty last night; Ty tried to get Anika information from Anika and Anika went off on him about not being able to trust him. Anika says Ty said he stopped talking game with Santina after week 1; Kuzie says that’s not true. Anika goes on to say that Ty said Anika was so smart and he wants to work with her etc. Kuzie: “Anika. He has said your name to me. He said if he gets HOH you are going on the block.” Kuzie tries to reassure Anika by saying that if those 3-4 people (Zach’s side) want to target the 5-6 leftovers, they would target Kuzie first. Kuzie says she told Ty straight up that she doesn’t care if her nominating Dan will hurt Ty’s numbers. Dan enters to listen to Kuzie’s music while he does cardio. Anika looks annoyed. Dan goes to the bathroom area and Kuzie/Anika continue whispering. Anika says that if Ty stays, he will control that side by being the glue. Kuzie asks Anika to look at the game morally. Kuzie says Zach angers her, Ty scares her. She would happily lose to Ty, not Zach. Anika asks if Kuzie told Ty about nominating Zach at the upcoming POV ceremony. Kuzie says no. Kuzie adds that Zach has been telling Renee “you’re lucky you have a pretty face.” Kuzie asks what kind of a stupid comment is that. Anika says Ty will come after herself though. Kuzie says Ty will target Renee and Kuzie before Anika. Kuzie says Zach is grimy. Kuzie says people have been telling her that Ty will be against her after this move. Anika brings up what Kuzie revealed earlier: “Ty really suggested to you my name? Like as a pawn or the target?” Kuzie says as a pawn. Kuzie: “like you’re not a target but you’re disposable to him.” Jonathan enters for a minute then he leaves. Anika whispers that Hope needs to go too; also Kuzie should also be careful of Renee. Kuzie repeats herself about Zach playing a dirty game. Anika agrees that Zach can go this week but Ty has to go soon. Kuzie agrees to that. Anika says once Zach and Ty are gone, it will be an even playing field for everyone. Kuzie says if they come to her and threaten her about not having any physical players on her side, she doesn’t care; Jonathan is a physical player, and if Kuzie can talk to Santina well enough, she could be on her side. Anika advises Kuzie not to tell anyone about her plan to nominate Zach. Anika leaves the room.
0:54:52 - Living Room - Ty Wants to Talk
Kuzie leaves the HOH room. Ty sees her leaving and tells her to get her “ass back in there.” He wants to talk with her. Kuzie says she is making her rounds so she will get Ty when she comes back to the room. They split up. Ty whispers to Santina that he will tell her what they (Ty/Kuzie) talk about later.
0:56:54 - Hot Tub - Comp Talk
Renee/Claudia/Ty/Daniel hang out outside. Small talk about the HOH comp and previous comps.
1:01:24 - Backyard - Working Out
Shanaya/Anika work out in the backyard while Zach/Hope hang out nearby. They talk about about working out. Dan is also working out in the backyard. Anika helps Shanaya with her lifting form. Hope whispers to Zach that early in the game he told Anika that he would keep Vanessa around because she cooks. Ever since then, Anika has been cooking big breakfasts. Hope laughs.
1:17:15 - HOH - Kuzie & Ty Debate
Kuzie and Ty meet to talk. Kuzie says she is a calm person until she gets irritated. Ty says they are the same person. Kuzie says Zach is trying to make her feel stupid; in no world can anyone convince Kuzie that taking out Renee is a good HOH move. Kuzie declares that Renee will not be going on the block. Kuzie says at this point, she is looking at Dan or Zach as the replacement nominee. Kuzie says Kuzie/Ty can protect each other, not each other’s people; Kuzie will always vouch for Ty, but she can’t promise she will protect Zach just because they are friends. Kuzie mentions she was talking to Daniel last night, and Daniel burst into tears at the thought of Zach going on the block. Kuzie asks Ty to put his game into mind, and ask himself if he would make a weak move like Renee during his HOH week. Ty says everyone is expecting Renee to go up because she is an easy option since she’s been up twice. Ty defends Zach for pushing the Renee idea because everyone was thinking it anyway. Ty warns that if she puts Dan up, Kuzie will lose Zach. Ty tries to float the idea of evicting Hope instead, but Kuzie reminds him Hope isn’t eligible since he got POV (assuming he uses it on himself). Ty says he would consider voting Dan out if he was on the block, he wouldn’t consider voting out Zach. Kuzie says if she decides to nominate Zach, she will have the numbers with or without Ty’s vote. Ty says it’s too early to get Zach out. Ty argues that you don’t have to make big moves on an HOH to make big moves in the house. Talking in circles, Ty is desperate to change Kuzie’s mind about Zach or Dan. Kuzie doesn’t budge. Ty says Renee is an indirect threat to Kuzie. Kuzie: “I’m not going for indirect, I’m going for direct. I’m going for direct threats.” Ty tries to scare Kuzie by asking what happens if she nominates Dan, Santina gets evicted, and then Dan becomes HOH next week? Kuzie: “let’s not focus on Dan, let’s focus on Zach.” Ty: “obviously I’m closer to Zach, so I’m not gonna offer him up to you.” Ty asks his question again. Kuzie says “then that’s okay.” Kuzie adds that she didn’t come here to hide. Kuzie: “if this was your HOH, you wouldn’t consider half the things you are saying.” Kuzie says Ty is the biggest player in the game but she won’t come after him because he is straight-forward; Dan gives Kuzie nothing, and Zach gives her lies. Kuzie says as smart as Ty thinks Zach is, she promises she can think that same way and be an asset to Ty. Ty asks if Kuzie wants to go to the end with a bunch of weak players. Kuzie says everyone doesn’t know everything about everyone in the house; some people might think Ty is playing a “weak game” if they don’t know what he has done. They have a moment of loud frustration; Ty tries to twist Kuzie’s words but she doesn’t allow it. Ty asks Kuzie to keep her calm with him. Kuzie says Renee isn’t connected to any guys in the house, so Kuzie can possibly “work” Renee down the line. Ty says Kuzie shouldn’t nominate Dan then since he is connected to Shanaya, by that logic. Kuzie: “don’t bring that in here. We aren’t talking about Dan.” Ty accuses Kuzie of not being real right now. Kuzie gets frustrated: “Ty. We’re not talking about Dan right now. I’m talking about a theory about Renee. Don’t twist that into talking about why I shouldn’t nominate Dan.” Ty: “you’re getting defensive.” Kuzie: “yeah I am, because it’s not time to bring up Dan.” Dan walks in and offers to clean Kuzie’s bathroom [worst possible timing lol, they are both pissed]. Kuzie asks for some more time alone with Ty and he leaves. Ty apologizes for cutting Kuzie off. Kuzie says Renee isn’t connected to any guys. Ty: “what about Hope.” Kuzie: “it’s not romantic.” Ty insists that doesn’t matter. Kuzie insists Renee is “workable”. Ty: “okay Kuzie…” Kuzie says still has a day to think about it, but the Renee thing is probably not gonna happen. Ty: “alright Kuzie…” Kuzie: “but I have my own game to play so you can’t get angry—” Ty: “I’m not angry!” [he definitely is, trying to play cool] Ty says its a bulls—t move if the reasoning is to “not follow someone else”. Kuzie says if it’s a bulls—t move then that’s what it’s gonna be. Ty says he is getting frustrated because he is seeing certain things that don’t align with their team; he sees Kuzie on his team and this decision doesn’t add up, at least not right now. Ty says Shanaya is a girl that gets infatuated with someone and then acts a fool, but Claudia is clearly not like that [really?]. Kuzie says if she puts her trust in Shanaya, Kuzie will get burned in the end because Shanaya will choose Dan. Ty says Claudia thinks of Renee as disposable. More talk about Dan/Shanaya/Renee. Eventually Kuzie brings it back to her decision: “I can promise you, but I can’t promise your friends. So you might hate me…” Ty says Daniel/Anika are disposable but he would want to target Shanaya/Renee before them.
2:00:40 - Backyard - Father Talk
Zach and Hope discuss the relationship between parents and their children. Hope says he isn’t close with his father.
2:03:31 - Pink Bedroom - This Isn’t Over
Ty makes his bed. He whispers: “you’re not about to f—k up my game, believe that.” He goes searching for Kuzie. Daniel says she went to the DR.
2:05:12 - Pantry - Pantry Hug
Ty finds Claudia in the pantry. They hug. Claudia asks how his talk with Kuzie was. Ty: “we’ll see.” Renee enters and Ty leaves.
2:05:43 - Kitchen - Ty Plans to Plan
Ty tells Dan that they are going to have to figure something out, and that they will chat later.
2:06:46 - Purple Bedroom - Bedroom Stuff
Dan gets dressed in the bedroom.
2:07:02 - Backyard - Ty’s Brilliant Plan for Hope
Ty just told something to Zach/Hope about what Kuzie said. Zach: “I knew it. I knew it.” Ty says he has to talk to Hope later, so Zach leaves to let them talk now. Ty asks when Hope “wants to go home”. Hope says he wants to stick around as long as possible to be a shield for the group when it matters the most. Ty says he might need Hope to do something crazy this week: use the veto on Santina (leaving Hope himself on the block). Ty says he will tell him if he gets the numbers to keep him safe. Ty: “I’m not gonna make the decision until I know.” Hope agrees. Zach returns to the area.
2:09:29 - Backyard - Ty Warns Zach
Ty and Zach walk away. Ty tells Zach that Zach made things worse for himself by talking to Kuzie last night. Ty says Kuzie was distraught with the way Zach was talking to her. Zach is shocked that he came off as aggressive. Ty tells him that Kuzie is considering nominating Dan or Zach. Zach: “me?!” Ty: “I already told her ‘you’re not f—king putting up Zach’.” Ty says Kuzie isn’t even considering Renee. Ty says worst-case scenario is that Dan goes up. Ty: “I might need to get Hope to use the veto on Santina.” Zach, still in shock: “she’s that mad at me?” Ty advises him to apologize to Kuzie for being aggressive in a natural setting; he shouldn’t approach her or it will look obvious that Ty told him. Zach continues working out with Hope. He whispers: “f—k man, is that the end of my game…?” And that’s a wrap for Digital Daily #15!
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2023.03.29 09:09 Paul-Belgium HAMILTON BEACH, 1956 Ad. “Sparkling Chrome! Stainless Steel Bowls!”
2023.03.29 09:08 EnividGaming Hey guys is there a better way off being able to tell in game hours cause steam isn't quite lining up?
2023.03.29 08:48 fihdolla_footlong Almost 10% degradation recovered by cycling the battery a few times
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I was very concerned about that big plunge, then found info about cycling the battery to recalibrate it, and have brought it back from almost 260 at the low to nearly 300 again. Some of that could be weather related too of course, but as an overall battery health measure, it sure looks like re-calibrating works well.
Don’t know how y’all are getting that green line fleet average though.. 🤔
2023.03.29 08:48 readinginthewoods Did we mess up?
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So we just bought a used TT and we are first timers. I thought I’d done enough research matching vehicle to TT weights etc but after being in this sub for 2 minutes I’m worried we are asking too much of our vehicle. We have a 2017 Ford Explorer Sport with tow package. It’s a V6 with a towing capacity of 5000. We bought an old 2008 FunFinderX (189FBS). Is this too much for our tow vehicle? submitted by readinginthewoods to traveltrailers [link] [comments]
2023.03.29 08:46 Cool_Mistake_8129 Sleepy with coffee pills but energized with normal coffee?
Hello coffee lovers!
I wanted to see if others have the same issue. I'm 22 years old, 80kg, and I've been drinking coffee for the past 6-7 months. I intentionally wait 2 hours to drink my coffee after I wake up to clean out all of my Adenosine (sleep hormone). For those wondering, I just do 1 whole tablespoon of Nescafe Gold Coffee (instant coffee in a jar).
I'm not always at home, or maybe I don't wanna spend so much money on coffee when I'm out-and-about, so I bought caffeine pills. Since I'm 80kg, I looked online and I can take up to 240mg of caffeine (in one sitting). So I take 2x100mg caffeine pills which should be around the same amount or even more that 1 whole tablespoon of Nescafe Gold Coffee.
Here's the issue: I take caffeine pills, wait a bit, then feel energized for 15 minutes, followed by a crash, and then I'm worse off than I was, feeling tired for the rest of the day.
Why does this happen and what can I do? I saw a lot of posts here about people switching totally to caffeine pills and wanna know what I'm doing wrong.
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2023.03.29 08:40 VeryStableGenius Exchange traded limited partnerships and state tax.
Exchange traded LP's often offer an attractive return if you're after inflation adjusted income, rather than growth.
For example, WES  is returning nearly 9% piping gas around.
However, LPs are pass-through (no corporate tax, all of the income and deductions are attributed to partners), with a somewhat involved K-1 form. No qualified dividends, but features like return of capital. In Turbo-Tax, each K1 takes about 5 minutes.
And holding it in an IRA doesn't help if the 'other business income' inside the IRA is over $1000, because then it's taxed at Federal level. But maybe if they strive to keep actual income to zero (like my USA Compression partners, below) an IRA is fine, and solves a lot of issues.
What worries me is the state tax implications. If an LP makes money in a bunch of states, you theoretically
have to pay tax in nearly all of them In Maryland, for example, you have to file even if your partnership income is a loss. Most states are chill about tiny incomes, but they can decide not to be. My parents were hounded by Illinois, which was convinced they made a hundred or two there. 
I have a couple of partnerships (eg, USA Compression Partners), and the last K-1 lists losses in all states enumerated. It still pays nicely, but accounting magic turns it into losses and return of capital. Even these losses might need state tax returns, though.
And a mineral LP I have has royalty income in a bunch of states. It's mostly Texas (no income tax), but also a dollar or two or twenty in AL, AR, CO, ND, NM, OK, WY.
The Western Midstream LP I'm looking at says 
A distribution is paid by a partnership to its partners. Under the tax code, distributions are a return of capital and are generally tax-deferred. The cost basis in your partnership units (the amount you paid, increased or decreased by various adjustments) is lowered by the amount of the distribution. A dividend is paid by a corporation to its stockholders and is generally taxable in the year it is received.
This is nice - seems perfect for an IRA because the eventual negative basis won't be taxed at all - but the info is hard to find, and isn't the rule for all partnerships.
Does anyone here hold LPs? What do you do about state taxes?
Is a smart thing to ensure that they don't have any actual income (just return of capital), and hold them in an IRA? But there's the catch 22 of seeing a K-1 before buying shares.  Loop up WEP on yahoo finance; bot is deleting post because of links.
 google "state-filing-requirements-for-mlp-investors forbes" - for some reason the bot doesn't like this perfectly non-banned link.
 again, bot is deleting post because of supporting links, so you'll have to look up investor faqs at Western Midstream investor page
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2023.03.29 08:12 SteckerLecker Going to se my first F1 race tomorrow!! Any last minute tips for a first-timer?
Got my hands onto some GA tickets and am extremely excited! Some tips i gathered so far:
-wear sunscreen, brings water and some snacks (I hear the food there is worth it and not overpriced?)
-the view around turn 9/10 is quite good
-get in early on race day
-leave earplugs at some (/s)
-wear more sunscreen
Any other tips you would add? What are some underrated/not as promoted things in Albert Park to look out for? Your favourite spot?
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2023.03.29 08:01 VeterinarianOk6487 Pelicans really thought it would be funny to only give my man 22 minutes of playtime😤
2023.03.29 07:55 Parsnip Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪
Guten Morgen to this global band of Apes! 👋🦍
Obviously, the big news for today's update is that GameStop released the 10-K, showing that Apes continue to DRS and that we now have 25% of shares locked in our own names. This is clearly well below the actual retail ownership of GameStop. We've known for quite a while that a huge number of shares are unable to be DRS'd due to restrictions of certain accounts. Further, I am sure that a large number of investors have not yet DRS'd their shares. I personally estimate that we could have over 50% of the company owned by retail investors.
I am a bit curious what the reason might be that they reported DRS numbers as of just a few days ago, rather than at the end of Q3 like they'd done in prior reports. It makes me wonder if there was another attempted rug-pull, where the SHFs attempted to DRS a large number of shares for the end of the quarter, then withdrew them shortly after. Whatever the reason, I continue to be incredibly excited at what we have accomplished. Is there any other company that can claim the kind of investor support that GameStop has?
And now, as we await today's GMERICA news, let's celebrate this worldwide movement that now holds a full quarter of the company in our own names.
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2023.03.29 07:47 FitnessThrowaway134 Just pulled the trigger on the RowErg
Have never rowed before, but it's time
Main thing I have to do is get my form down right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6T91GbWsBU
This video is all it's about? And something about getting like 20-22 strokes per minute?
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2023.03.29 07:31 ThrowawayFA97 Submitted a letter of resignation to manager for the specific department I worked in, got fired from the company.
Hello all. I will type this out in bullet form. If more info is needed, please ask and I will provide:
- Hired as full time employee at X company in January 2019.- Transferred into several different departments over time (growth opportunities). - On March 17th 2023, I submitted (emailed) my letter of resignation to the manager of the specific department I was working in, effective March 22nd, 2023. (short notice, I know, but he was aware that I was actively job hunting, even used him as a reference. Also aware that if I given the offer letter, I was not going to refuse the offer and would start whenever they requested me to start). - March 20th, 2023 (while at work): received a phone call from my now former manager inquiring about my resignation. Informed him I was resigning from my full time position in his department but will continue with X Company on a part time basis in the general employee pool. - Manager proceeded to berate me (employees in his office reached out o ask if I was okay as they all heard him while on the phone with me) for 16 whole minutes (screen shot of phone call with duration) then advised that verbatim, "this is very unprofessional & rude of you. Because you did not provide 2 weeks notice, legally I am required to submit a 'letter of separation' to HR, effective March 21st 2023, at End Of Day. Think of how this will look on your record. You are leaving us high and dry." - I did not know what a LoS was, he reiterated, it was a letter on my HR file because I did not submit the legally required 2 weeks notice of resignation. - He advised to submit my department provided equipment to the departments office (located in another city), and to submit the general employee pool equipment, to Head Office (different city).- I advised that I would submit department provided equipment, however I was not submitting general employee pool equipment as I was staying on part time. Phone call ended. - March 22, 2023: While at work, received an email advising all my access levels were pulled. Contacted former manager and he stated that approximately 99% of my access levels were pulled, with the remaining 1% remaining until end of day (needed to submit reports and sign out at end of day). - March 23, 2023: After googling what a Letter of Separation was and learning I was terminated, reached out to former manager inquiring about receiving a copy of Letter of Separation. He replied with HR CC'd in email, advising that I will be paid out for everything on my final cheque. Was told to redirect all inquiries to HR moving forward. - I have called and emailed HR multiple times, no responses.- March 28, 2023: remaining 1% of access levels revoked. Email access revoked. Employee portal access revoked. Called Head Office and attempted to inquire. Was advised "that employee number and name provided does not exist in our database."
Now the issue is:
I never quit the company, and have always been full time (no matter the department). I resigned from my full time role in the department, as per my very specifically worded letter of resignation. They have not paid me for my worked hours (Sunday March 19 2023 to Tuesday March 21, 2023). They have not provided me with a letter of termination or separation. It has been radio silent. I have no access to my employee portal. How do I go about getting my owed remaining 3 days of work. Am I entitled to compensation for this termination? I was verbally advised 1.5 days before my resignation took effect? I have never been in this position, so I do not even know how to deal, especially with being locked out of the portal. I have no way of proving my employment past paycheque deposits in my bank account, and my T4.
Any help, guidance, or direction, would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.
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2023.03.29 06:59 burning1rr Casual competition seed for the 5th week of March
Howdy everyone! Welcome to the last week of March! New seed for this week:
- ROM build: 2023-03-15
- Accessibility: items
- World State: open
- Swords: randomized
- Goal: ganon
- Permalink: https://alttpr.com/h/rzGO3l8wGj
- Code: Pendant, Shield, Book, Mushroom, Green Potion
- Glitches Required: NoGlitches
- Item Placement: advanced
- Dungeon Items: standard
- Accessibility: items
- Goal: ganon
- Open Tower: 7 Crystals
- Ganon Vulnerable: 7 Crystals
- World State: open
- Entrance Shuffle: off
- Boss Shuffle: none
- Enemy Shuffle: none
- Hints: off
Results for last week:
- Swords: randomized
- Item Pool: normal
- Item Functionality: normal
- Enemy Damage: default
- Enemy Health: default
The lowest collection rate was 132/216 by doggiedolphie
14 results were submitted. The median time was 1:48:37. The median collection rate was 148/216.
Congrats to doggiedolphie
for taking the top spot with a result of 1:28:58. doggiedolphie's comments:
Didn't feel super fast while running it but I'm very happy with the time. No double dips, no pendant dips and no TR really helps. After seeing the glove on Hylia Island I was committed to Aga. Almost let myself get lured away by the bow in Dark Cross but decided to just do Aga and double up POD/Eastern so that was a good decision. After that, did TT and SW into boots checks for Mitts, clear DP and that's five crystals before ever touching the mountain. The mitts location may trip people up in this one but at least the boots are right before it. Mountain only had hookshot, so did Swamp into Bombos tablet, which reminded me to do the rest of smith chain for go mode. Was hoping for a third sword in GT but nope.
As always, the rules:
- Timing is based on the in-game timer, not real time
- All "thinking" time should be done in-game on the clock
- Reset using save quit to preserve in-game timing
- Halting the game (turning off the clock) to do real life stuff is fine
- Fast-forwarding is fine
- VODs are welcome, but not required
- Rewind and slow motion aren't allowed
- Save states can be used to halt/continue the game, but not as a way to revert mistakes
- Competitive glitches are permitted, as per the ALTTPR Racing Ruleset.
- At the end of the run, put your total time and comments
- Feel free to submit disqualified times; simply note that the time was DQ and mention why
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2023.03.29 06:49 Mission-Egg794 The Day I Thought I Won The Lottery
I used to think success was driving down a beach-front highway having to choose between breathing in the new car smell from your convertible, or putting the top down for some salt air.
1 week ago, I had neither of those choices and today the very thought of beach air and new car smell makes me fucking sick.
Before I get into this, let me be clear: this is not a confession of guilt for anything I’ve done. I never wanted all this shit. From the very start it was only about one thing: Getting my son, James a birthday present.
I wasn’t even trying to get him the BEST or the BIGGEST or the most EXPENSIVE birthday present. Just
A present. The present I set out to get.
I went to the 7/11 on Santa Monica and bought a MegaMillions lotto ticket.
My name is Daniel Baxter, and this is the day I thought I won the lottery.
April 8, 2022 – 2:03AM
It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and I’m at the Hollywood Casino. I’ve got every penny to my name spread across the craps table and some dickhead on his bachelor party holds the dice of fate in his clammy little hands.
My last 3 meals have been from discarded room service trays at LAX Hilton, my truck doesn’t start without a prayer and the tires have been leaking air for the last month which is fine because now I know the location of every free air filling station in LA County.
If I’d paid my phone bill, it’d be buzzing a crater in my leg from my ex, Lenora, asking if I’d picked up our son’s birthday gift with the $200 she gave me.
“Gave me” isn’t quite the right term. She handed it to me with a scowl then told me “if you gamble this shit you’ll never fucking see him again.” Things had been tense lately.
But none of that matters because this guy’s been hot and it’s with his help that I’ve turned that 200 hundred into almost 3 grand. The only question is; are the rhythms with me or not?
Maybe you call it God. Maybe you call it Karma or the natural vibe of the earth or mercury or whatever. When the rhythms are on, everything goes your way. You crush your yearly review at work and get the raise you’re after or you’re at some party and you’ve got everyone eating outta the palm of your hand.
Most things are math. Craps is math. Poker is math. Phone bills are math. Divorce rates are math and if I keep having to eat off of room service trays, the likelihood of me waking up with diarrhea is math.
It’s all just probability. But when the rhythms are on, the probability doesn’t matter. You could take a 1 and a million shot back-to-back and hit it twice. That’s what the rhythm can do for you.
Summer of 2018 I was up over 2 million. I couldn’t lose a hand of blackjack, I couldn’t crap out if I tried, I couldn’t say the wrong thing to Lenora and every time I walked into the room my son, James, would light up like a fucking lantern.
It used to be me and Lenora at the tables. The place was always open, the food is fine and the drinks are free. If we weren’t at the tables we were in the lounge talking Black Jack strategy or in the bar talking game theory or hanging out at the slots like a couple’a mice pressing a button and waiting for the cheese to pop out.
Sometimes it’s nice to be a mouse. I’ve got rats in my house. They don’t pay rent or go food shopping. All they have to do is avoid eating a piece of death cheese or poison and honestly that’s not too far off from how I live anyways.
When we had James, things changed though. As Lenora put it “risking your son’s dinner isn’t chasing something it’s chasing nothing.” And I guess the 45-minute commute to the Hollywood wasn’t a valuable use of her time. Lots of people commute to work even longer. When I was working at Goldman, I commuted an hour and a half each way from Connecticut. Granted I was on a train but the point is we all commute to work.
It was nice having her here. It was nice seeing James with a smile. It was nice to check my bank account and feel a life raft around me, rather than a black hole forming in my bellybutton.
But the rhythms shifted.
Now it’s just me here next to Lenny with the beard, Jackie with the cigar and Jonie who’s been serving drinks here so long her face should be on the highway billboards. After Lenora broke it off with me she got together with Kelton who works for a hedge fund which (for the record) is still gambling. He’s just doing it with other people’s money.
James’ 9th birthday is three days away. He wants an iPad and soon as I cash out, I’ll be able to pick one up, maybe kick some back to Lenora and spread some cash around to the litany of people I’m on the hook to.
I’m one big night away from wiping it all out. I just need one hit. One night of pure rhythm... and I’ll be back.
The shooter shakes the dice in his hand then tosses ‘em. I watch them clack on the table walls below me, but before they even settle on the pass line, I can already feel the star implode in my stomach.
In a flash, my hard work is raked away by some new guy named Carl with a moustache and not a single ounce of sympathy.
The party’s at Lenora (and Kelton’s) which was fine because honestly, I didn’t just have rats.
The rats came in chasing the cockroaches but when a bunch of them got into my Cadbury Mini Egg stash and died under the living room floor, a pack of fleas picked the carcass clean before making their way into the carpet above. So, yeah...at the moment I have fleas, cockroaches and rats. I had a bug bomb guy coming in a couple days but things were gonna be a little itchy until then.
It's three days until the party. I’ve got no gift and if I show up without that 200 bucks I may never see my kid again.
April 8, 2022 – 6:32AM
There’s only so much you can do on a security guard’s salary and being paid $12 an hour to guard millions of dollars in Mercedes automobiles is hilarious. What am I supposed to do if some guy comes in to steal a car? Lay my life on the line and hope my out-of-pocket HMO covers bullet wounds?
I don’t even have dental. I got a root canal that needed to be recapped 10 minutes after it was put in.
I’ve been on Mr. Jenkins about a raise but he keeps telling me “we gotta sell more cars, Davey,” as if I’m the one selling cars. I’m a fucking security guard what the hell’s that gotta do with me? Last I checked it was my job to keep cars on the lot and getting them off was yours.
Jenkins owns every car dealer on Van Nuys. Maybe you’ve seen his ads on TV where he slides into frame wearing a suit while riding a surfboard just to say “COME ON DOWN!” He can afford to buy a surfboard for tv ad that has no mention of surfing or aquatic sports of any kind but he can’t pay me an extra $3 an hour so I can re-introduce cold foods to my diet.
I spend most of my shift eyeing the mint green on onyx black SLS convertible they keep in the lobby. It’s flashy but it’s got a nut sack under the hood so you know you could back it up if you went toe-to-toe with some clown at a red light. Sometimes I just stare at it but I never touch it. I only wanna touch it when it’s mine. Which it would be...
Maybe I could steal it and sell it to get the iPad and some other shit. I know all the codes but then again I wouldn’t need the whole car. The thing costs half a mill. Maybe I could lift a rear-view mirror. Who would notice? Then again with the way the rhythm’s set I’d probably bump into the fucking FBI on the way out.
I’ve been doing my best to get things together but the cards aren’t falling my way and there’s not much you can really do about that. I’ve been going to the Hollywood for 15 years so I know I’m due for a run.
Me and Lenny talking about this all the time at the lounge. Sometimes you’re on the downbeat and sometimes you’re on the upbeat. Lately I feel like it’s been all downs but the thing about being a father though, is that you’re not the only one on that ride.
It used to be that I could take a few down weeks or months even. Sleep in the car, call the landlord and talk them out of breaking down the door but when you got a kid everything changes. You suffer, he suffers. Lately Lenora’s been paying for that but you see she keeps a tally. She says she doesn’t but she does.
Every time she has to pay for something she looks at me like I’m the biggest piece of shit then says “It’s ok, David.” Which it really isn’t.
The fees and stuff aren’t the real problem. It’s being able to take James out and take care of him. She wants to take that away from me and honestly I don’t blame her.
Last week my card got declined trying to pay for ice cream. James had already eaten half of his and the lady made us give it back. He didn’t talk to me the whole way home then 2 days later Lenora told me James didn’t really like spending time with me anymore. A week after that she filed for sole custody and told me they were thinking about moving to Chicago. Who the fuck would want to live there? It’s cold as fuck and the people are assholes.
April 8, 2022 – 12:20PM
I do pickups for a porta-john company on the side. It’s just temporary. I don’t clean the shit I just spray down the units and suck out cans and shit with a wet-vac before this guy named Pete sticks a hose in the back and drains the whole thing out.
I’m always surprised by what people put on the walls of a john. Usually it’s just drawings like hearts and shit but sometimes the rhythm finds you there too. One time I spotted a phone number Sharpied on a toilet seat but it was missing 1 number. 8 digits. Kinda like 4 roulette numbers right?
I took em to the Hollywood and won 5 grand on one roll! Hasn’t worked again for me yet... but that’s the thing about it man.
But today I’m cleaning out a row of johns after some music festival which by the way is far and away the worst clean ups to get. Sure you see these kids all cleaned up online in some tweed outfit or some shit but you should see the shit that comes out of these kids. It’s like paving tar with glitter and red bull cans.
I look down in the last john I’m hosing down and I see something. Peaking out of the mounds I see: a $20 bill.
I stared at it for a second but I could hear Pete coming down the line about to suck it into oblivion. I never seen cash in the john before. Sometimes you hear a coin clank through the hose but a 20 bill just staring you right in the face?
I did what any man would do. I grabbed it and when I pulled my hand out I was half expecting it to be missing a layer of skin.
Later I’m sitting in the truck staring at this 20 bucks thinking “why would this come to me?” There had to be a reason. It wasn’t just on the floor of some john. It was in the last john after the nastiest event at a time when all I needed was one shot.
It was the rhythm.
But having to do that for just $20 didn’t add up. There had to have been a greater purpose and you know what they say about money. You don’t let it sleep. You wanna get that money out and get it working.
Craps kicked my teeth in this morning and you can’t do shit with 20 bucks on a blackjack table. I had to think bigger.
Then I’m driving home from work and I see the 7/11. Powerball was at 2.11 BILLION. The biggest in history. If you got all 6 numbers right you got the whole chicken. If you got 5 you got just shy of 8 million bucks. Boom.
I had my usual numbers but this wasn’t a usual day. I told the cashier to give me “all randoms today.” 10 slips at $2 each.
That night I sat down on my couch waiting for the Powerball to come on tv... then I blacked out.
The next thing I knew I was staring at 6 numbers lit up on my tv screen: 08, 07, 14, 29, 40, 16
And on my slip: 08, 07, 14, 29, 40, 22
I had 5 out of 6 numbers. I’d just won 8 million dollars
April 9, 2022 – 9:01AM
I’m standing in line at the California Lottery Offices. It’s not some huge expansive place. It’s a shitty little line up of people with various ailments trying to dispute their $5 winning ticket.
My mind is racing. Who do I pay back first? Do they give me the cash here? Is it in a duffel bag? When do I have to hold that big ass check? Do I wear a mask? I saw a guy do it in a scream mask once to maintain his anonymity. Honestly it might be nice to be seen. Not only has everyone seen me as a piece of shit forever but also I haven’t exactly kept a detailed list of everyone I owe money to.
It’d be good for people to just hit me up, I can cut a check and tell them “thanks for your patience.” Maybe I’d even give them a little off the top as a tip.
The guy a the counter basically spat in my face; “It’s gotta be reviewed. Takes 2-5 days. We’ll email you a link to collect any winnings.” It was like I just accused him of something. No congratulations or anything which at first, I was pissed about but then I realized that clearly I wasn’t the first asshole who thought they won the lottery.
Except I really did. 2-5 days was nothing. I’d been living in the shit for years I could do another few days.
Stepping outside, everything looked the same. The air wasn’t purer or the sunlight any more sunlightier and I still had to fill up my tires at the Shell on Cahuenga. There’s something about being rich without actually having any appearance of being rich.
That secret alone is like having a bomb in your pocket. People treat you regular, they smile and make conversation but deep down you think...if I pulled this out I could kill you with it.
But when people do think you have money, the more of it they give you.
I rolled in the doors of the Hollywood like I always did. Lenny called me a bullshitter, Jackie barely even put her cigarette down and Jonie didn’t even bring me a drink because I didn’t actually have any money on the table. I didn’t even have money in my pocket. I’d spent it all on the Megamillions and I hadn’t eaten since perusing the halls for leftover room service the night before.
Then news hit. My face was on every TV in the place. “Local man wins 8 million dollar jackpot.”
I checked my phone to see if it was blowing up, then remembered I still hadn’t paid the bill in months. So I was good there.
April 9, 2022 – 11:11AM
If you’ve ever been on a casino floor you know that it’s never silent. But I swear to God if you were on the floor when that news hit, you could’ve heard the rats eating my Mini Eggs 20 miles away. Everyone’s eyes were trained on me. For a second I even felt all the security cams shift over in my direction.
I couldn’t stand being on the floor with nothing to play with so Lenny set me up with his guy who got me a little walking around money. Japanese guy who I met in a Burger King across the street. Weird dude. Not sure what his name was.
I didn’t wanna go too nuts so I just took out a small loan. 50k at 20 points. I thought about it for a second then realized I didn’t really give a shit about the interest. 10 grand to me in a week doesn’t mean nearly as much as 50 does now. It’s just value proposition. It would have been stupid NOT to take out the loan honestly.
Walking into the casino with 50 grand in my pocket and slamming it down on the table feels a lot like taking out your dick at an orgy only when your dick comes out it’s a 60 foot cigarette boat with flames painted on the side.
But then I learned what I remembered years ago. Losing money and gaining money at that point meant almost nothing.
So losing 2 grand a hand wasn’t such a big deal because I could be making 5 on the next. That’s why I needed a little more when I lost the full 50.
Another 100k or so at another 20 points should do the trick.
It didn’t take long to realize that both winning and losing money meant almost nothing to me. So I ventured out.
A tailored suit for me (ready in 2-3 days on a rush).
An iPad for James with all the bells and whistles.
6 dozen roses sent to Lenora’s house signed “your secret admirer.” just to fuck with Kelton.
A watch for me, Lenny and Jodie.
Some special cigar Jackie had always been eyeing.
New pairs of Nikes for all of us.
And a limousine to my dentist’s office.
I paid in cash for the cap replacement, they gave me some pills and told me not to mix them with alcohol but honestly I was a little distracted by the old molar cap sitting on the table. I had an idea.
“Are you gonna just throw that away?” I asked her.
By now I realized I didn’t have a phone to receive my winnings via email. So, I stopped a guy in the lobby and paid him 2 grand cash for his before popping a few pills and slugging some champagne in the limo.
There was barely enough time to sit back and relax. I had a lifetime of debt and yearning for shit to burn through.
We made it to the Mercedes dealership but the pain killers kicked in and I could barely feel my hands as they ran across the SLS’s mint green paint. Bummer.
Jenkins sauntered over asking if I was working today and all I remember saying was “I want it.” He scrunched his eyebrows in confusion, so I put the remaining cash I had down on the table and said it again. “I WANT IT.”
They ran my credit (which was dog shit. Didn’t matter) and I looked Jenkins in his fat little face again and said “I don’t give a fuck.” He sold it to me, financed at 25 percent interest. Then when he went to fetch my paperwork and keys I took a shit on his desk, shoved the molar cap and a $20 bill in it before using his jacket to wipe my ass. Felt right. Don’t really know why.
I had walked into the CA lottery offices at 9am to start the review process on my ticket’s authenticity.
By 11am, I was watching news break from the Hollywood Casino.
By 10pm I had accrued more debt than a small country.
I hadn’t received a dime from the lotto.
And I needed more walking around money.
April 10, 11, 12 – who the fuck knows what time
The next few days were a blur but there are a few things I’ll never forget.
Quitting my job.
Hiring the limo for the week.
Trying to shit after 3 days of having nothing but fast food, champagne and pain killers.
Fielding questions at the party from Kelton’s asshole friends who told me “lotto rich isn’t real rich.”
And the heat of my house burning to the ground as James and I stood there watching with a can of gas in our hands.
He didn’t even want the iPad.
The rhythms were sliding back. James had that smile plastered back in his face and even Lenora was happy to see me.
April 16, 7:35AM
“Dear Mr. Baxter. Congratulations! You’ve successfully matched FOUR of six winning numbers. Below please find a link to collect your winnings of $10,000.”
I read it over and over again. Over and over and over.
When I called the offices an nice woman on the phone informed me that due to a printing malfunction the ticket had appeared to show the number 8 when in fact it was a 6.
They even managed to maintain a sense of excitement. I mean why wouldn’t they? They think I just won $10,000. They had no idea I’d bought a car I couldn’t afford, burned my house down, taken a shit on my boss’ desk, maxed out 3 new credit cards and borrowed a inordinate amount of money from people at a borderline illegal interest rate.
The limo company took my ride away and with no home I’ve spent the last 2 days parked on the Pacific Coast Highway, sleeping in the brand new Mercedes I can’t afford, in a suit I shouldn’t have bought, showering in the YMCA down the street, and eating 2-day-old coconut shrimp.
All of a sudden I’m fucked again. But as I stare out at the Pacific, my phone dings. It’s an alert from the Chase banking app. My lotto winnings of $10,000 have just hit my account and the only question is...
Are the rhythms with me or not?
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2023.03.29 06:39 RecipeMelodic7795 i need to start
my goal is to run 5 minutes in the cold in the morning. i work till midnight, so i may be waking up at 8, my kids are up by then. but 5 minutes of running. i've tried replacing it with hiit. but the fact is running is uncomfortable for me. and i know i'm suppose to be uncomfortable everyday. i think i'll throw on a backpack with my phone with a timer. and run till i hear the alarm. it's not much but honestly, i can't even get the courage to run. i'm drinking beer right now even tho i want to not be fat. i'm a mess.
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2023.03.29 06:36 Utterly_divine Twitching or nah?
I have had body wide twitching for 22 months. In the beginning they were Definite long lasting twitches. Would have runs of them that would last for minutes at a time for weeks. No doubt that they were muscle twitches. Over the last nearly 2 years I have had them pretty much everywhere. Well for the last several months they have changed in my calves. I don’t get the long runs of them. I will get what feels like a quick (3 seconds max) feeling like my muscle tightens then rolls. I have been calling them twitches but I wonder if they are maybe spasms instead. They do not hurt. I’m just wondering if they are spasms, if spasms and twitches are really just the same thing, and if it really matters if it’s a twitch or spasm. Lol.
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2023.03.29 06:27 DontTakeMeSeriousli Will Cam Newton join!?!