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2023.03.21 16:47 midatlanticrock Secrets Tulum (opening Late 2023); Does anyone know where the beach club is located?

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2023.03.20 23:09 Robertsonforget Keep seeing y’all posting about JB so I checked to see where one was near me. I guess I can make it if I leave now. 🙃

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2023.03.20 21:03 HashMoose 111 Modern Restaurants: An Incomplete List of Eateries That Accept Cypto Around Los Angeles + How To Find Crypto Food Across America (OC)

Good day moonlads and ladies! I present to you a method for converting your tendies into tendies.
The source for this list is Menufy.com, an online ordering company that services all of these restaurants. I am not affiliated with Menufy, but I have used their services multiple times and can confirm that if you send them crypto, you will receive food.
Menufy operates all across the USA + American territories and are accumulating new restaurants all the time. If you are in the states, check their site to see where around you accepts crypto!
If you would like to see a map, head to Menufy.com, though they unfortunately do not have a crypto-accepted filter, or a "search this area of the map" feature, so you will have to click each interesting spot and check the right side of their page to see accepted payments. I have attempted to be that filter for you.
Without further ado, here is a list of 111 restaurants that accept crypto in the Los Angeles metro area! I hope some of your existing favorites are already here :)
A note: technically, these restaurants only accept crypto online for delivery or pickup. I would be surprised if any of these restaurants have the POS system or training to handle crypto on the spot, but in my experience you can simply order from your phone while at the restaurant and then ask the staff to please make your order for here, not to go. Most people who work at these restaurants do not even know they accept crypto, but I always make a point of saying thanks for doing so, that is why I am here!
Please let me know if I have missed any restaurants, regardless of whether they use Menufy. If this post gets some traction, I will put together lists for other metro areas as well. I hope you support and enjoy these wonderful businesses!
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2023.03.20 17:16 Ajaws24142822 Recently some friends and I made a “Greater Baltimore Area” fast food tier list. Wondering what some people here think!

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2023.03.19 04:01 texasteacherhookem Trip Report Wed 3/15 - Fri 3/17

I mostly lurk here and found this sub super helpful as we prepared for the trip. We traveled with mom, dad, kids (11 & 14), and grandmother in her 70s. Im laying it forward with some details about our experience that others might find useful.
Hotel: We stayed at Grand Californian and it's hard to imagine ever staying anywhere else. (We previously stayed at Courtyard Marriott with the water slides and also recommend that hotel.) Great service, room was comfortable for 5 with plenty of space for our things, location is super convenient. FYI they start screening the Disneyland/Downtown Disney line right at 7 and the DCA line at 7:20. We were able to get to early entry rope drop all 3 days with no issues by lining up around 6:45 am. We took advantage of laundry, hot tub, and World of Color viewing platform and I'm happy to answer any questions about those or anything else.
Early Entry: This was crucial for us. Day 1 we did Space, Star Tours, and walked on Astro Blasters just after 8. Day 2 we did Soarin' and then beat the main rope drop crowd to RSR (it opened a bit late but we were still on by 8:45 or so). Day 3 we did Peter Pan and then lined up at the gate by Red Rose Tavern. We tried to get to Rise but the running crowds from both main rope drop and the early entry group were just too much. We peeled off and hopped right on Smuggler's Run instead. We got in line for Rise later in the morning but it broke down, and we ultimately did individual LL later in the day.
Rain: There was light rain most of our first day. We were dressed for it so I didn't mind the rain itself. Crowds were lighter, but so many rides were down or opened late so wait times were still awful. We had so many LLs converted to multi-experience passes, but we still struggled to find things to do at certain points in the day. It felt like everything we wanted to do was closed. It was frustrating but we still had some highlights that day. Multi-experience passes did work for some rides that don't have LL, like Pirates and Jungle Cruise. Mostly I'm so glad we decided to do park hopper for 3 days, because it would have been devastating to travel so far and have that be our one day in Disneyland.
Genie+/Lightning Lane. The first day was frustrating, but it was okay after that. The app is not intuitive. My Genie Day is clunky and pointless. Tip Board is the best place to book LL, Home is the best place to redeem them, and the map (sometimes in list mode) is very handy. You do have your phone out a lot, but I guess that's a necessary evil these days. Using LL does make you zig zag around the park more IMO, especially when with a group who between them want to do all the things. It felt more like running from ride to ride than experiencing each land like we did on a previous visit. Some of that may be that my kids are older now.
Individual Lightning Lanes. Some of us did Runaway Railway and Rise. I swore we wouldn't, but there was really no way for us to fit those in otherwise, and I'm so glad we did. Both are amazing rides technologically.
Other Rides. I thought Matterhorn was great - bumpy but the design of the bobsleds lets you hold on better than BTMRR. Don't let the talk of it being a rough ride dissuade you. Indy looked amazing. Autopia is just awful. We let the kids hop in line because it had a 5 minute wait - they came out an hour later and didn't even enjoy it. Never. Again! In DCA, Soarin' over California was great - I prefer it to World. Everyone loved Incredicoaster. RSR seemed a little worse for wear but still fun. Grizzly River Run reopened on our last day and it was still having some hiccups - lots of pauses and some total shutdowns.
Carthay Circle. We splurged on a date night while my mom hung out with the kids. Service and appetizers were great, entrees were mediocre. The big problem was we were seated in a back room where they put large parties. It was lovely at first, but then one big family with small kids was seated and then another. It was so loud and unpleasant to hear parents screaming at their kids across the table constantly. If they ever try to seat you there as a party of 2-4, refuse and request the main dining room.
Other Food. Food was pretty good at Craftsman Bar & Grill. You can reserve a seat at a poolside table with waiters or order at the counter inside. Don't bother with mobile ordering - it took longer than just ordering at the counter. We loved everything at Nuts About Cheese and the Carbonara Mac & Cheese from Garlic Kissed. Storytellers dinner buffet has lots of variety. I heard it was sparse after Covid closures, but that was not our experience. Big hidden gem for us was Maurice's Treats, which is tucked away next to Royal Theatre. Bagel twist and churro gears (really a pillowy soft cinnamon sugar donut) made a great second breakfast after Early Entry.
This is already super long so I'll stop there, but I'm happy to answer any questions!
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2023.03.18 16:11 PritchettRobert506 [HIRING] 25 Jobs in NV Hiring Now!

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2023.03.17 16:01 hockeydiscussionbot Elimination/Clinching Scenarios + Daily Free Talk Thread - Plus, game thread links & live scores/video replays inside - 17 Mar 2023

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2023.03.17 02:04 MurderDroneZ-8 Bee movie

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? (Ect)
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2023.03.16 17:11 DiscoverDurham Things to Do in Durham this Weekend (Mar 16-19) - St. Patrick’s Day Edition

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March Featured Event

The Hunt for the Golden Bulls with Bull City Burger and Brewery

St. Patrick’s Day Events (Mar 17)

Annual St. Patrick's Day Celebration at 94th St Pub
St. Patrick's Day Celebration at James Joyce and The Federal
St. Patrick's Day Party at Bull City Ciderworks Durham
St. Patrick's Day Party at The Glass Jug Beer Lab - Downtown Durham

Multi-Day Events

American Ballet Theatre: Giselle at DPAC
"On Strivers Row” at NCCU University Theatre
Events at The Pinhook
Live Music at Blue Note Grill
Events at Moon Dog Meadery
Live Music at Sharp 9 Gallery
Events at Arcana
Events at Rubies on Five Points
Events at The Fruit
Improv Comedy at Mettlesome

Thursday, Mar 16

Live Music: XOXOK at Boxyard RTP
Vinyl Night with DJ Deckades at Gizmo Brew Works
Boulders & Brews Meetup at Triangle Rock Club - Durham
Live Music in the Taproom at The Glass Jug Beer Lab - Downtown Durham
Trivia Night w/Big Slow Tom at Clouds Brewing Brightleaf Square

Friday, Mar 17

Tasting at Ten at Counter Culture Coffee
Third Friday in Downtown Durham
Sabia Wade in Conversation with Durham-based Doula Whitney Williams at Rofhiwa Book Café
Open Mic Stand-Up Comedy at Durty Bull Brewing Company
Bachata Fixation – 3rd Friday Bachata Night – Class & Dance Party! at Roots Bistro & Bar
Pub Karaoke at West 94th St Pub

Saturday, Mar 18

parkrun Durham at Southern Boundaries Park
Crafternoons at Gizmo Brew Works
TreKing the Band at Beyú Caffè
The Standard: Still Rise, Shelley Markham, David Scott Binanay at Succotash

Sunday, Mar 19

Self-Guided Canoe, Kayak, and Standup Paddleboard Trips on Lower Eno River
Al Strong Presents Jazz Brunch Sundays at Alley Twenty Six
Public Tour at Duke University Chapel
Food Truck Rodeo at Durham Central Park
Trivia at Navigator Beverage Co.

Running Art Exhibits

Art Exhibition: 'Marc Chagall and the Bible' at Duke Chapel
The Textile Art of Debbie Secan in the Great Hall of the Golden Belt Campus
The Art of Nicholas Edward at the Building 2 Gallery at Golden Belt Campus
Mi Casa, Your Casa Experience at The Streets at Southpoint
The Mind’s Eye: Gallery Members Exhibition at 5 Points Gallery
Beyond the Surface: Collage, Mixed Media and Textile Works from the Collection at the Nasher
Patrimonio Heritage at John Hope Franklin Center Gallery
Exhibits at 21c Museum Hotel
Spirit in the Land at the Nasher
Art of Peru at the Nasher
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2023.03.16 16:00 hockeydiscussionbot Elimination/Clinching Scenarios + Daily Free Talk Thread - Plus, game thread links & live scores/video replays inside - 16 Mar 2023

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2023.03.16 05:19 whirlpool4 Events for St. Patrick's Day Weekend (Fri 3/17 - Sun 3/19)

Have fun! But also STAY SAFE! Please do not drive drunk; if you cannot drive, stay over at a friend's place, get a ride, or call a rideshare service.
** Fri 3/17 *\*
Fri 9 AM - 6 PM St. Patrick's Day Event Osuna Nursery, 501 Osuna Rd. NE Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with us! Complimentary tea & cookies (Osuna Nursery is New Mexico's destination for unique home and garden since 1980. Let's Get Growing!)
Fri 10 AM - 4 PM Community Day at the Garden! - FREE to NM residents & students! Santa Fe Botanical Garden, 715 Camino Lejo, Santa Fe (it's not ABQ, but it's FREE!) Come celebrate St. Patrick's Day and explore the spring garden’s new blooms. Community Days are the Garden’s way of spreading cheer throughout the year and encouraging our New Mexico neighbors to visit. Please check in at the Visitor Center when you arrive. You will need a credit/debit card if you wish to make a purchase in the Garden Gift Shop (more info)
Fri 1 - 2:30 PM Wine Class Vara Winery & Distillery, 315 Alameda Blvd. NE Join us at Vara for a Guided Wine Tasting with our Wine Educator Jennie Thornton! Taste six wines and learn about our American and Spanish wines. No matter your wine acumen, this will be a fun environment to taste and learn about Vara. $30 includes the flight of six wines as well as a light charcuterie plate. Learn to swirl wine like a pro! Classes are held on Wednesdays and Fridays in Albuquerque and Tuesday and Thursday at 11am in Santa Fe. We are exploring a weekend option, but for now, these classes are on weekdays. Call (505) 898-6280 to make your reservation (tickets)
Fri 4 - 7 PM 2023 St. Patrick's day FREE GREEN BEER! Neighbors Westside Bar & Grill, 2101 Vista Oeste NW Celebrate the luck of the Irish with us and enjoy a FREE GREEN BEER as part of our St. Patrick's Day celebration!
Fri 5 PM St. Patrick's Day Beer Pong Rio Bravo Brewing Company, 1912 2nd St. NW Join us for our 7th annual St. Patricks Day BEER PONG tournament! Throughout the day we will have: - Traditional Irish food specials including corned beef & cabbage - LIVE MUSIC ft. Hondo Coyote - Green Beer (of course) Beer Pong starts at 5PM. Spaces are limited but you can get your team of (2) signed up ahead of time by calling 505-900-3909 or stopping by the bar! Games will be single elimination. May you have the luck of an Irish!
Fri 5 PM Parrot Heads of NM Happy Hour -- St. Patty's Day Craft Republic, 4301 The Lane 25 NE Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with the phlock at the March PHNM Happy Hour! Party with a Purpose ~ We will be collecting gift cards of any kind for the Gift Card/Entertainment Basket that will benefit and be auctioned off by Mandy's Farm at their Kentucky Derby Party. ~ We also encourage you to bring a few bucks to put in the infamous treasure chest with all proceeds going toward purchasing food for the Ronald McDonald House Guest Chef Nights
Fri 6 PM St. Patrick’s Day Party! Brew Lab 101, 3301 Southern Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho Join us for bag pipes, food trucks, green beer, and green Jell-O shots! Bag pipes play at 6:45!
Fri 6 PM Salsa & Saints Dance Night Mila's Mesa, 3409 Central Ave NE Join us for Salsa dance night & cross-cultural celebration! Mila is hosting pro-dancer Nicolas Rael & offering fusion tapas from her Latin & European roots, including a touch of the Irish. Come early for food, and stay for a mini Salsa lesson & dancing. $15 cover includes lesson from Rael, a drink & something green. Tapas/dinner sold separately
Fri 6 - 8 PM Ladies' Night Out - A Charcuterie Affair - Part 1 Pinspiration, 6271 Riverside Plaza Ln. NW, Ste D1 Are you interested in making your own personalized charcuterie board? Want to show off the board you made yourself? Need some help or don’t know where to start? Well, we got you covered! Create your charcuterie masterpiece with us. All materials – wood board, personalized stencil, wood burning tools, finishing oil and instruction are included in this workshop. If you have any questions, please call the studio at 505-200-0942. Workshop fee: $55 per person, a $10 deposit is required to reserve your spot, the balance will be paid the day of the workshop. Limited spots available, so register early! If unable to attend, studio credit will be given for another workshop or crafts. Ladies, bring your gal pals, friends and family to join you for an evening of fun! Can you imagine having a party with your friends showing off your charcuterie boards you all made together! *Make sure you reserve your spot the following Fri, Mar 24th at 6pm so you can learn the art of creating a charcuterie display for your new board
Fri 6 - 9 PM Body Of Art Dance Party feat. Aimie Jane! Explora, 1701 Mountain Rd. NW On Adult Night Explora opens up their amazing facility and interactive exhibits to those 18 years old and older. Their theme for this night will be "Feel The Beat"! Explora will have some other entertainment including a jazz combo and a break dance crew! Admission - $10. Students, Seniors, Military - $7. Explora members get in free! As usual, we will have 3 channels of music to choose from: Channel 1: DJ Aimie Jane spinning live! Channel 2: Dance mix TBD. Channel 3: a mix of science related music and sounds. There are several places we can transmit from and all are great! There is the upstairs area near the theater, the east deck (inside) and the west deck with the metal dome (outside), which is my preference. It's gonna depend on the weather so we'll see. No matter where we set up you should be able to tune in wherever you decide to roam, inside or out!
Fri 6 - 9 PM St. Patrick's Day with the Reelers Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE Don’t miss this rare opportunity to celebrate with the Reelers, Albuquerque’s premier Celtic rock band. The music will be energetic, the brew will be flowing, spirits will be high and there will be plenty of dancing and singing for all. The Reelers perform an exhilarating blend of Irish, Scottish and Cape Breton inspired music consisting of swiftly moving jigs and reels, beautiful and heartfelt airs and spirited drinking songs that will get you tapping your feet, raising your glass and singing along. The band consists of Nikelle Garcia (vocals, fiddle, tin whistle, mandolin), Casey Mráz (vocals, guitar, accordion, mandolin, keys), David Garcia, (vocals, guitar, banjo, keys), Dave Purcell (vocals, percussion) and Justin McLaughlin (vocals, bass), each bringing their own unique musical influences to a comprehensive set of traditional and contemporary Celtic music. Their invigorating arrangements and boundless enthusiasm will lift your heart, your spirit and your pint and leave you shouting for more.
Fri 6 - 11 PM St. Patrick's Day w/ DJ Fishbowl Tractor Brewing Company - Westside, 5720 McMahon Blvd., Bldg 5, Ste A Come celebrate St. Paddy's Day with us and with music by the incredibly talented DJ Fishbowl taking over for a night of Celtic inspired music! We'll have drink specials and RioTacos will be on hand serving up eats!
Fri 7 PM Hip-Hop Returns La Luna Eatery & Events, 7600 Jefferson St. NE Thanks to our previous hip-hop kids who have grown up and moved on la Luna has decided to bring hip-hop back to the venue for two nights a month starting this St. Patrick's Day
Fri 7:30 PM True Heart Troubadour Tour Historic Old San Ysidro Church, 966 Old Church Rd., Corrales Tim O'Brien with Jan Fabricius and Mary Gauthier with Jaimee Harris. ABOUT THE ARTISTS: How do we get by in trying times? How do we make sense of the world we live in? Music and song have always been a balm and a tonic for those who need a little help on their journeys, whether that's needed in the form of inspiration, comfort, hope, or relief. Inside the word troubadour, the word true rings out, and this is where all four of these artists connect. With several dozen albums of their own, multiple Grammy wins and nominations, their songs recorded by artists as varied as Garth Brooks and Boy George, The Dixie Chicks and Jimmy Buffett, Tim McGraw, Kathy Mattea, and Bettye Lavette, these four artists have been there, and done that; found their lifeline in music and song, and offered it to it to the world. This will be an acoustic show that focuses on stories of struggle and redemption, and songs of the heart (tickets)
Fri 8 PM Flashback 80's Music Video Dance Party Sister, 407 Central Ave NW See all your video favorites from the 80's Hosted by DJ Brad Cole. The Flashback 80’s Music Video Dance Party returns!! On St Paddy’s Day! Get there Early! BE prepared to sing your heart out and dance all night long to the nonstop 100% of the best 80's party music! Expect to see hear all the greatest videos from the 80’s in all their glory playing on all the big screens! “Put on your red shoes and dance the blues” Glam, Punk, Wave, Metal, & Pop from artists like A-Ha, B52’s, David Bowie, Devo, Madonna, Prince, Soft Cell, Violent Femmes, Dead or Alive, Rick James, Michael Jackson, Bon Jovi, Rick Springfield, Cyndi Lauper, Modern English, Joan Jett, and so many more! Cover $15 (cash only)
Fri 8 - 11 PM St Patrick's w/ Amped Owl Drive & No Manners Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW St Patrick's Day is back with vengeance! We got two of Albuquerque's best bands (No Manners at 8pm followed by Amped Owl Drive at 9pm), drink specials, food specials from Taste of Love, and much more! Join us for a St Paddys you'll never forget and the best part this event is FREEEE!
Fri 8 PM St Patrick's Party with El Gazao Juno, 1501 1st St. NW St. Patrick's Day Party with high energy cumbia band El Gazao, plus DJ Eli Mix and DJ PawPo (tickets $10)
Fri 8 - 11 PM Southwest Synth Wave Night w/ DJ Ren & Moonside Tractor Brewing Company, 118 Tulane Dr. SE Get your turquoise studded Doc Martins ready because we got a full night of Synth Wave spun by the absolutely talented DJ Ren! (aww, thanks, Jeremy!) DJ Ren + Dj Moonside are teaming up to spin synthwave, synthpop and darkwave (new & old). Expect artists like: The Midnight, Timecop 1983, Depeche Mode, Erasure, VHS Dreams, Carpenter Brut, Immortal Girlfriend, W O L F C L U B, Information Society, Scandroid, Rogue VHS, Kavinsky, Perturbator, Sparks, New Order, Michael Oakley, Lazerhawk, M, Berlin, early Ministry, Miami Nights 1984, Sergei Kabatsky, Wayfloe, Wolfsheim, Gary Newman, The Pet Shop Boys, Pylot and tons more! New synthwave and classic 80s + 90s. Wear your best green simulcarum of 80s, 90s and now fashion
Fri 8:30 - 10 PM Stand Up Comedy With Anthony A and Friends Pericos, 3504 Isleta Blvd. SW It's a night of stand up comedy with headliner and South Valley's very own Anthony A from the nationally syndicated Dana Cortez Show. It's a night of stand up comedy with headliner and South Valley's very own Anthony A from the nationally syndicated Dana Cortez Show. Anthony is bringing some of his favorite New Mexican comedians and we'll have pre show music (tickets, GA only (no VIP foo it's a burrito restaurant) Sales end on Mar 17 at 7 PM, $15)
Fri 9 PM - 2 AM Rewind - 90s Video Dance Party Effex, 420 Central Ave Rewind Returns to the Main Room at Effex! Join us for the first 90s Rewind Video Dance Party of 2023! Doors at 9PM. DJ Devin will be in playing your favorite music videos from the 90s on 7 large Video screens! Spice Girls /TLC/ Britney/ Salt N Peppa / Vengaboys/Nysnc /Nelly / Back Street Boys/Daft Punk/...and all of your other favorite hits. Remember show up early and tell your friends!
Fri 9 PM - 2 AM St. Paddy's with CODES Effex, 420 Central Ave One of the most versatile and technical DJ/Producers out of NYC: CODES (Holy Molé, Dirtybird, Night Bass) making his New Mexico debut on Effex Rooftop. We are also celebrating our hometown favorite Ana Martinez's birthday and Thumper (Cenit) will be making her #WeHouseFridays debut as well. Doors at 9PM, 21+ with Valid ID, Cover Charge at Door. Cody Codes aka Codes continue to bring his own twist on house music. With cosigns from Claude VonStroke, Walker & Royce, AC Slater, Idris Elba and more. Codes’ DJ sets are just as funky as his tracks, both heavily influenced by hip hop and the art of DJing. His unique sound combines precision, artistry, and a whole lot of fun, to produce a vibe that lingers long after he’s left the stage. His releases on Dirtybird, Country Club Disco and Night Bass are just a peek at what lies ahead for Codes.
Fri 9:30 PM Keith Sanchez & The MoonThieves Marble Brewery, 111 Marble Ave NW This is going to be one hell of a night. We've got new tunes right off the press and some amazing guests lighting up the stage with us. We'll see you there our beautiful wily ones!
** Sat 3/18 *\*
Sat 8 AM - 2 PM Spring-Cleaning Rummage Sale Cabezon Park, Spring cleaning time is here! It’s time to clean out your garage and attic and get ready for the new season. Sell all of those items collecting dust or just come down and browse. Food Trucks will be on-site, also. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info
Sat 9 AM - 1 PM Community Health Fair New Mexico Cancer Center Foundation, 4901 Lang Ave NE Join us to learn more about your health and screenings available from a variety of community health organizations. You can even walk through an inflatable lung to learn more about the complexity and intricate nature of this vital element of your health
Sat 9 AM - 6 PM Spring Open House! Osuna Nursery, 501 Osuna Rd. NE Spring is nature’s way of saying “Let’s Party!” Join us for our annual Spring Open House! Stop by to shop our big savings, chat with our knowledgeable staff, or simply to get inspired! • Exclusive Sales • Osuna University (11am-noon) • Complimentary light bites
Sat 9:45 AM - 12:45 PM ShamRock N Roll Tin Can Alley, 6110 Alameda Blvd. NE TCR Productions is teaming up with Roy Solomon, proprietor of Tin Can Alley to bring you the 5th Annual ShamRock N Roll 5K (3.1 mile) Run, Fitness Walk and Kids 1K! TCR Productions always gives back to the community, the 5th Annual ShamRock N Roll financially supports the Pink Warrior House Foundation (register here)
Sat 10 AM - 12 PM Flix Junior: Space Jam Flix Brewhouse, 3236 La Orilla Rd. NW Get the Tune Squad together for this family-friendly movie outing! All ages are welcome to our Flix Junior showings. Expect lower volume levels for sensitive ears (tickets) (this is also on Sun 3/19)
Sat 10 AM - 12 PM Storming Caesars Palace: film screening + panel discussion 755 Loma Colorado Blvd. NE, Rio Rancho in partnership with Rio Rancho Public Library and the NM Office of African American Affairs. Meet activist Ruby Duncan, who led a grassroots movement of mothers who challenged presidents, the Vegas mob, and everyday Americans to fight for a universal basic income and rethink their notions of welfare recipients. Join us at 9:30 for breakfast burritos! The film screening is followed by a panel discussion featuring Bernalillo County Commissioner Adriann Barboa, Erica Davis Crump (NM Black Central Organizing Committee), and Sovereign Hager (NM Center on Law and Poverty) and moderated by Megan Kamerick (KUNM). The event is in conjunction with a traveling exhibition, The Way We Worked, created by the Smithsonian Institution in collaboration with the National Archives
Sat 10 AM - 1 PM Build Your Backyard Refuge Day Valle de Oro National Wildlife Refuge, 7851 2nd St. SW Learn about growing your backyard refuge with our fabulous partners! Enjoy booths, talks, and walks with native plant landscaping, rain water harvesting, pollinator habitat experts, & more! Bring native plants from your garden to swap with others! Learn how to get your space certified as a backyard refuge! FREE!
Sat 11 AM - 3 PM Chili Cook-Off Fundraiser for RFTWNM Indian Motorcycle of Albuquerque, 4509 Alameda Blvd. NE Compete to win or judge the winners in this fundraiser for Run For The Wall New Mexico (RFTWNM) (Deadline to enter and compete has passed so that info has been omitted here) TO JUDGE: You get to taste every chili entered and then put in your vote for the winners! $10 entry fee per person to judge. All proceeds benefit the New Mexico riders for Run For The Wall (Learn more about this Veteran focused ride here: https://rftw.us/
Sat 12 - 4 PM Annual St. Patrick's Day Party! Edelweiss German American Club, 4821 Menaul Blvd. NE $10 Adults; $5 Children (5 to 12 years); free for under 5 (The entry fee is used to pay the performers and the GAC hall rental) Tickets may be purchased in advance (scroll down under membership) or at the door with cash, check, or credit card. 12:30 PM: Duke City Ceili Band, Audience Participation Ceili Dancing with Norita, 2:00 PM: Brightburn Academy Irish Step Dancers, 2:30 PM: Highland Piper Suzanne (Aden) Kemp, 3:00 PM: Celtic Band Jug O’Punch, Silent Auction with Lots of Cool Celtic Things! Pot Luck! Please bring a dish to share and mark your utensils with your name. Cash bar provided by the German-American Club (Coffee and tea provided by the IAS; no outside drink allowed.) Reservations required: Email ([[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])) or call (505-307-1700) Ellen Dowling and tell her how many are in your party and what dish you will be bringing. (Reservations are also needed so the GAC will know how much Guinness and Jameson’s to order!
Sat 1 - 3 PM All Grain Beer Brewing Class Southwest Grape and Grain, 3401 Candelaria Blvd. NE Take your beer brewing to the next level with our all grain brewing class. Learn everything you need to brew all grain recipes! You now have a couple of batches of beer under your belt, ready to take your skill to the next level? This class focuses on the transition from pure extract use to all grain brewing. We will go more in depth on the various ingredients and talk about recipe formulation. All Grain Brewing requires additional equipment that you didn’t need for extract brewing. Learn what that equipment is and how to utilize it. You’ll leave this class knowing everything required to start brewing beer 100% from scratch! (tickets $15)
Sat 5 - 10 PM Beer & Jazz on the Hill Tractor Brewing Company, 118 Tulane Dr. SE We're bringing you a full night of brews and Jazz. That's right, we got TWO ABQ Jazz Bands for you in one night! Jazz Brasilerio (Tony Cesarano, guitar, and Debo Orlofsky, vox) will open things up at 5pm with Basilaris Trio shutting things down at 8pm!
Sat 6 PM "Drag is Art" Drag Show 505 Spirits, 105 Harvard Dr. SE Join us for Saintsball Invasion - A drag show produced & hosted by Rori the Rebel with DJ Bab D, Allison Saint, Nicki More, Tagle', Kayla Chingada & Bitchie Valens! NO COVER CHARGE! Enjoy 505 Spirits & other local drinks & delicious food!
Sat 7 PM Ballet Folklórico Del Norte Alumni Performance Del Norte High School, 5323 Montgomery Blvd. NE Señora Alarid’s Del Norte HS alumni Folklórico troupe will be performing at Del Norte High School, Performing Arts Center (PAC). All proceeds go to the AlumKnights© scholarship fund for Del Norte HS students (tickets)
Sat 7 PM March Taaj Performance Salon: Bollywood Taaj Palace, 1435 Eubank Blvd NE Join Farfesha Belly Dance this month as we infuse our belly dance with the rich flavors of India! We'll have some Bollywood inspired fun and as always the best Indian food and hosts of Taaj Palace. Show starts at 7 pm, but get there early for a good spot and to enjoy the buffet
Sat 7 - 11 PM Saturday School at the MOMO Lounge Monterey Motel, 2402 Central Ave Live chill and deep House music spun by DJTeach from 7-11 every Saturday Night at the MOMO Lounge
Sat 8 PM Slums of Harvard Marble Brewery, 111 Marble Ave NW Our first Marble show of the year! Bellowing Bear will be opening the show at 8:00 PM
Sat 8 - 11 PM Space Disco w/ DJ Ren and DJ Moonside Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW We're getting real spacey! DJ Ren & DJ Moonside will be taking over with synthpop, electropop, electroclash, disco, nu disco, pop, house, dubwub, synthwave, 80s and some killer visuals to bring out your inner space disco alien! Dress in your finest alien gear! We’ll be hosting a costume contest with prizes (or just dress up for fun). No cover!
Sat 8 PM - 1 AM Adobe Disco Sister, 407 Central Ave NW Spring is officially around the corner and Burque is for lovers! We really appreciate all the love you showed us for our anniversary party and we want to continue giving that vibe back to all our dancers and party people. Come have a boogie with the Adobe Disco squad 8-close (tickets)
Sat 9:30 PM Road Warrior Comedy Show Dry Heat Comedy Club, 521 Central Ave NW, Ste G Chuck Parker Comedy and Crosslines Media present another edition of the Road Warrior Comedy Show! Featuring hardened standup veterans from all over the country! This months headliner: Chuck Parker Featuring Zach Abeyta & Josh Lidower With your host Kate Anella (tickets)
** Sun 3/19 *\*
Sun 10 AM - 12 PM Flix Junior: Space Jam Flix Brewhouse, 3236 La Orilla Rd. NW Get the Tune Squad together for this family-friendly movie outing! All ages are welcome to our Flix Junior showings. Expect lower volume levels for sensitive ears (tickets) (this is also on Sat 3/18)
Sun 11 AM - 12:30 PM 3rd Sundays Jazz Brunch Buds & Beans, 119 Gold Ave SW 3rd Sundays of the month. No cover, plenty of room to dance, good eats, yummy drinks, and sweet swing jazz with the Burque Jazz Bandits! Come early and shop at our weekly Sunday Market featuring some amazing local artisans and their gorgeous wares! Sunday Markets start at 9am
Sun 11:30 AM - 1 PM Sunday Brunch Meet Pacific Rim Food Park, 6901 San Antonio Dr. NE Join NM Motor Events and Fords NM for the Sunday Brunch Meet! This event has been updated and moved to a larger Venue! We are going to mix it up with a all rides meet at Pacific Rim Food Park!. Bring your ride and check out an amazing brunch menu! Meet starts in the adjacent large parking lot at Pacific Rim. Tikka spice is know for amazing street food and nominated for a James Beard Culinary award! Enjoy multiple vendors like Stackers Burger Co. and more! Come mix it up with us at this Sunday Brunch Meet! All rides, all years, all makes, all styles. Respect the spot and come have a great time and food!
Sun 1 PM Writing Circle Dry Heat Comedy Club, 521 Central Ave NW, Ste G Crack out the notebooks and work alongside your fellow comics to create a newly beloved bit or two or three or four at our weekly writing circle. Free to join!
Sun 2 PM History of Mariachi in Albuquerque Albuquerque Museum, 2000 Mountain Rd. NW Peter Sanchez speaks on the origin of Mariachi Spectacular de Albuquerque and the life and achievements of its founder, Noberta Fresquez. Learn how her life influences and love of mariachi music led to the creation of this significant cultural event. Mariachi Spectacular is in its 31st year and is considered the premier event of its type bringing numerous iconic Mariachi Maestros and participants from all over the country together for the educational experience, combined with a truly spectacular concert performance. Learn how Noberta took her passion for mariachi culture and developed one of the largest cultural events in the Southwest. See https://www.albuqhistsoc.org/mariachi
Sun 4 - 7 PM Music on the Patio: The Porter Draw Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE The Porter Draw is an Americana/Alt-Country band from Albuquerque, NM. The band has been around for over 15 years and has had a few line up changes. The current line up is founder Josh Gingerich who is the main songwriter. Justin McLauchlin (bass/vocals) has contributed a few new songs. Helping them out is Josh English on drums and Dave Devlin on pedal steel, dobro, and mandolin
Sun 6 PM Chingona Comedy Revel ABQ, 4720 Alexander Blvd. NE Chingonas ONLY. With comedy topics ranging from relationships, parenthood, HOA's, embarrassing moments and more, you are bound to find yourself laughing at the things you think in your head, but we say out loud on stage! If you are a CHINGONA, a strong-minded, strong-willed woman who knows the struggles of being a mom, sister, teacher, lover, this comedy show is for you. If you are ready to let loose or know a bad-ass woman who needs a night of laughter, this is the show for her! DO NOT MISS OUT! (tickets)
Sun 7 - 10 PM S.O.S - Salsa On Sunday Dance Social 505 Spirits, 105 Harvard Dr. SE Salsa On Sunday Dance Social *With guest DJ's *Latin Dance Performances *The Occasional LIVE Music Performance *And Always... Social Dancing! salsa timba bachata merengue *What is it about a Social* The essence of a Social is for the dance community to get together and dance. Socials offer a relaxed night of dancing. Socials continue to draw dance enthusiasts who get lost in their salsa “addiction” by dancing and enjoying the music. Socials offer something for every level of dancer at any age. Bands and DJs have more freedom to play sets which appeal to the dance-centric crowd. It's about the music. It's about the dance. If you want to have an alternative to the club, are underage, or simply want to get in some good dancing - check out a Social, you might be surprised at how much fun you have
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2023.03.15 19:22 clearliquidclearjar TALLAHASSEE WEEKLY EVENTS, 3/16 – 3/22

Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Ongoing and Multi-Day Events
Local Running, Walking, and Biking Info: https://troubleafoot.blogspot.com/
Business Moving: Midtown Pies is moving this week from their current location to the old Bamboo House spot on 6th next to Ology.
OutdooFarmer’s Markets:
THURSDAY, 3/16
  • Oyster City Brewing Co: Trey Grauer, “Songs from the Sandbar”. 6pm
  • Retrofit Records: Fall Out Boy “So Much For Stardust” Global Album Listening Event. 8pm
  • Ology - Power Mill: Tally Brew Theology: American Buddha. Is America a Buddhist country? How many times have you heard someone say they practice mindfulness, live in the moment, or want to make their workspace more “zen?” For hundreds of years, Buddhists have immigrated to America just like those of other religions, bringing with them their practices, beliefs, and lifestyles. The counterculture movements of the 1960s spread Buddhism to many new people and in turn a distinctly American form of the religion emerged and found its home in everything from self-help books and clinical therapeutic practice to popular media and art. What has been lost and gained from Buddhism coming to America? Anyone interested in engaging in respectful and open dialogue is welcome to join. 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Third Thursday Jazz Session: RIP Wayne Shorter. The 3rd Thursday of each month we feature an open jazz session, hosted by bassist Jack Straub and his Black Light District All Stars. This month we're honoring Wayne Shorter, a unique, cosmic composer of this music. This is a last minute change, as he died this month. Come listen to the first set, and perhaps join in during the second ... Whatever your pleasure, this is getting to be a favorite tradition. 8pm/free
FRIDAY, 3/17
  • Lake Tribe: Flannel Friday. Flannel Fridays will be featuring a wide range of fall themed 'Pop-up' activities such as food trucks, live music, campfires, s'mores roasting, new seasonal brews, and more! Come dawn your flannel and cozy up to the simpler things in life. Our beers taste like the outdoors feel, let our tasting room be your Friday cabin retreat. 4pm
  • Gamescape: MTG Friday Night Magic. FORMAT: Standard Constructed. Swiss rounds as determined by the number of players with a maximum of 5 rounds. 7pm/$5
  • Hobbit West: Friday Night Dart Tournament. Anyone can Enter! Sign ups at 7:30, Darts fly at 8:00/$10 entry fee
  • Ouzts Too: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 8pm
  • Club Downunder: CDU X Hip Hop Club Presents Freestyle Friday. Show off your freestyle rap or poetry skills at Freestyle Friday! Doors are at 7:30 with the show starting at 8:00 in Club Downunder! Send an email to [email protected] to sign up! 8pm
  • Just One More: Karaoke with DJ Rah. 9pm-11pm/21+
  • 926: The Hot Friday Night Party and Drag Show. 9pm/$5/18+
  • Finnegan’s Wake/Fire Bettys: St. Patrick's Day. Get ready to experience the luck of the Irish as Finnegan's, the only Irish Pub in town, brings you the ultimate St. Patrick's Day celebration! Join us for a day filled with Green Beers, delicious Irish Food, Irish Step Dancers, Live Music, Outdoor Games, Karaoke and Dancing! Live Music (Fire Betty's): Groove Merchants, Matcha. Entertainment (Fire Betty's): Irish Step Dancers, Karaoke, Dance Party. Finnegan's will be open at 9am and Fire Betty's will be open at 2pm until the wee hours of the morning! So put on your green, grab a pint of green beer, and come celebrate St. Patrick's Day in style at Finnegan's and Fire Betty's! 9am
  • Deep: St. DEEPricks Day! (I feel like they didn’t think the name of this one through completely.) Noon
  • 926: St Patricks Day Celebration! Come out to 926 bar & Grill this St Paddy's day! Open @ 2pm! No cover before 8pm! Food & drink specials! The Whiskey Bandit himself Tim Russell performing @2pm! Appearances from DJ Carben & DJ Moe! Don't forget, it's still a Friday so the Queens will be there as well! The Hot Friday Night Party cranks up at 9pm with Drag shows at 10:30pm & 12pm! 2pm
  • Proof: St. Patrick's Day. Watch the Tallahassee Irish Step Dancers perform on the patio at 6pm! Enjoy 'Tonight's Special Band' at 5pm. 4pm
  • Duke’s and Dottie’s: St. Patrick's Day - Live Music + Line Dancing. Join us for a boot-stompin' good time with live music from Michael Miller Band and The Apalachicola Sound. It's a free hootenanny, so bring your friends and family and let's get jiggy with it! Live music until 10:30pm, followed by line dancing 'til the cows come home at 2am. 5pm
  • Blue Tavern: St. Patrick's Day Party. A good time for sharing, in true neighborly fashion: The evening will feature wall-to-wall Irish music, on both inside and outside stages weather permitting. We'll also squeeze in another of our Limerick Challenges, a favorite of tavernistas in the "before-Covid" times. Get your Limerick pencils sharpened & bring your best! Free admission all day, Guinness, Irish cider, a special Irish menu, and great music from both sides of the great pondoon! At 5 pm, Hot Tamale starts the music, At 6:30 pm, Ben & Kirill host a session, with all players welcome. At 9 pm, Mèabh's Mavericks close out the night with exquisite Celtic tunes. 5pm/free
  • Peppers: Drew Tillman. 5pm
  • Ology - Power Mill: Annual Clover Key Shamrockin' Block Party. Come Shamrock and Roll with your favorite realty team as we kick off our 2nd Shamrockin' Block Party! Kid & pet friendly - we're passing out fun Clover Key swag, jammin' to music, playing games, and more! Follow the rainbow to get your pot of gold because the 1st 100 people will receive 1 free drink & a meal from Lugo's Burritos! 6pm-9pm
  • Hurricane Grill: Tobacco Road Band. 6pm
  • Monticello: ShamROCK Block Party! Bring your blanket or lawn chairs and join us for Experience Monticello's first annual St. Patrick's Day block party in downtown Monticello! This family friendly event will be set up on Cherry Street and on the lawn of the Wirick-Simmons House. LIVE MUSIC. FOOD. BEER GARDEN. BOUNCY HOUSE. FACE PAINTING & MORE! 6pm
  • Fish Camp: St. Patrick’s Day with Dom & Barry. 6:30pm
  • Salt Dawg: Trey Grauer Songs from the Sandbar. 6:30pm
  • Lake Tribe: The Side Track Band. 6:30pm
  • Oyster City Brewing Co: St. Patrick's Day at OCBC Tallahassee. We're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with special beer releases, live music, food, and everyone's favorite green beer from last year. Special beer releases include an Irish Red Lager and an Irish Cream Coffee Stout! Suckerdust will be performing live from 7-10PM, and Mill House Food Truck will be serving their regular menu alongside a special Irish menu! We will also have $15 green beer pitchers available all day. 7pm
  • Island Wings: The Allie Cats. 7pm
  • South wood Golf Club: The Rhythm Remedy. 7pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: The Jose Ramirez Band. 7:30pm
  • Challenger Learning Center: Ireland Opening Night. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day at the CLC with the opening of our new IMAX 3D documentary 'Ireland', narrated by Liam Neeson. There will be two screenings on March 17th at 8:00 PM and 9:00 PM. The event will feature Irish beer, giveaways, and more! 8pm
  • Hobbit South: Brett Wellman and the Stone Cold Blues Band. 8pm
  • House of Music: Prince Hendrix Stevie Ray TRIBUTE. 8pm
  • The Rose Room: Hollow Memories & One Eyed Jak. 8pm/$10/18+
  • The Bark: Shamrocking Drag Show. 10:30pm/$10
SATURDAY, 3/18
  • Brinkley Glen Park: Invasive Plant Removal. Join Master Gardener Volunteers at this weekly invasive plant removal event. This is a great way to learn to ID our invasive plant species and how to remove them. We recommend wearing long pants and sleeves, closed-toed shoes, gloves, a hat and mosquito spray. Bring gardening tools such as hand clippers, loppers, trowels, etc. if you have them. We are removing coral ardisia bushes and berries, nandina, tung trees, Tradescantia flumenensis, cat's claw vine, winged yam, Japanese climbing fern, skunkvine and more. Directions: The best way to get there is to take Meridian Rd to Waverly Rd, go to the next intersection and turn left onto Abbotsford Way, then turn left at the next road called Woodside Dr. At the stop sign turn left onto Lothian. Lothian ends in a cul-de-sac and there is a sign that says Brinkley Glen Park. 8:30am-11:30am
  • The Rose Room: The Rose Revue. Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! 7pm
  • Duke’s and Dottie’s: Line Dancing. 8pm/21+
  • Bird’s Oyster Shack: Laughterday Night Fever. This week: Five Year Anniversary Laughterday Night Fever! Join us every Saturday at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack for a free comedy show! 8:30pm
  • La Casa Bar: Karaoke With Nathan. 9pm-1pm
  • FAMU Al Lawson Multipurpose Center: Black Culture Cheer & Dance Competition. Black Culture Cheer and Dance Competition is a cheerleading and dance competition featuring predominately black programs from across the NATION! BCCD will be a powerful, impactful and life-changing competition that celebrates the amazing talent we have in our community. Sign your teams up to compete and get ready for different "Culture" challenges to win prizes, experience VIP in Black Culture style, and leave motivated to be better than you have ever been. This competition is geared towards bringing Black Culture into the Cheer and Dance World. 8am
  • Tallahassee Harley Davidson: 4th Annual Jay Melby Bikin’ with Spirit Poker Run. Registration at Tallahassee Harley Davison at 9:00am. Last Bike or Car out by 11:00am. 2nd Stop: Capri Lounge Monticello. 3rd Stop: The Red Shed. 4th Stop: Shuckers Half-Shell Oyster Bar. 5th Stop: Just One More. Last Bike or Car in at 3:00pm. $20.00 (Bike) & $5.00 (additional rider); includes a Barbecue meal provided by The Red Shed (meat) & Sonny’s Barbecue (sides). Music by: Jet City. There will be raffles & a 50/50 drawing! 9am
  • Natural Bridge Battlefield Historic State Park: Fish Fry and Walking Tour of Natural Bridge. The Tallahassee Civic Chorale is sponsoring a fish fry lunch and walking tour at Natural Bridge Battlefield Historic State Park on Saturday, March 18, 2023, from 11:00 am to about 3:00 pm. The walking tour will be in the recently acquired acreage commonly called the Rakestraw property, where much of the 1865 Civil War battle took place. The area is not normally open to the general public. Tickets are $25 for adults and $12 for students. Proceeds benefit the Tallahassee Civic Chorale, a local non-profit chorus. We ask that you please purchase tickets in advance by Wednesday, March 15th, but a few walk ups can be accommodated. Those with limited mobility may not be able to access all areas of the tour. Lunch included with the tour is fried mullet, hushpuppies, cheese grits, coleslaw, and various sweets, with iced tea and water. Food prepared without gluten will be available. Outdoor seating will be available (weather permitting). A guided tour will go through the area of Florida’s second largest battle at the point where the St. Marks River goes underground. There will also be self guided walks or bike journeys that begin from the Rakestraw house. Please bring the print out from your purchase to check in at the main parking area, where you will be given a parking tag and directed to the Rakestraw House. 11am
  • Hurricane Grill: Upside Duo. Noon
  • Blue Tavern: Traditional Irish Session. 4pm
  • Side Trax Studio in RR Sq: Quanta.4pm
  • Hurricane Grill: Mainstream Band. 6pm
  • Square Mug: Animal Nineteen, Saturnalia, Zero Shock, and Jester Privilege. 7pm
  • Oyster City Brewing Co: NightShift and Sparky. 7pm
  • Fish Camp: Michael Miller. 7pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: Joey Gilmore & The TCB Express. 7:30pm
  • The Bark: Floating Boy, Petty Problems, Artisan P, and Beloved Devotion. 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Jimmy Lohman. 8pm
  • House of Music: JC and the Backscratchers. 8pm
  • 926: Sanctuary & Stoneburner Show. Dust off those dancing shoes and get ready for Tallahassee's best Dark Dance night! Sanctuary is back at 926 for the 1st & 3rd Saturdays each month. This week, we are proud to present Stoneburner live in concert for a special show at 926. Stoneburner is a project of Steven Archer of Ego Likeness. 10pm/$10/18+
SUNDAY, 3/19
  • Bicycle House: Sunday Ride. Ride at 10:30 AM from Bicycle House. We will ride the Cascades trail to the St Marks trail and down to Wakulla station and return, about 31 miles. Ride speed is 12 to 14 mph, with periodic regroups. Vernon Bailey is the ride leader. Vernon is a new CCC member who’s been biking for 50 years enjoys riding with small groups and weekend touring. 10am
  • Gamescape: Pokémon League. Come learn, play, and trade with the Pokémon Trading Card Game and the Pokémon video games! We LOVE seeing new players, so come learn how to play! We play both the Trading Card Game and the Video Game casually and competitively. The store offers lots of different seating arrangements to meet our group's needs, as well as food, drinks, and Pokémon products for purchase. We are also hold regular, officially sanctioned tournaments for Pokémon Trading Card Game and Video Game Competitions! 2-4pm
  • House of Music: Songwriter Sunday. Songwriters of Tallahassee hosted by Rachel Hillman. Bring your original songs on Sunday - sign up is at 4:30. No Cover Songs please - this is an event celebrating original music. Accompanists and Bands Welcome - you must be able to set up within two minutes, so no crazy pedals or amp shenanigans. No Backing Tracks - Please find someone to play your song with you. 5pm
  • The Plant: Open Jam. All instruments, all players welcome. 5pm-9pm
  • The Rose Room: Synful Sunday. 8pm
  • Ology – Power Mill: Marauders Market. This event will be even more exciting than it already is! It’s the host’s Birthday! Come ready to enjoy a fantastic day! Over 35 vendors, brews, food, & music! Noon-5pm
  • Fish Camp: Salty's Saltwater Cowboy Band. 3pm
  • Outz’s Too: Now & Again. 3pm
  • The Hub at Feather Oaks: Zach Lambert. 3pm
  • Hurricane Grill: Blues Factor Band. 4pm
  • Riverside Café in St Marks: Steven Brown. 4pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: Sarasota Slim with JC & The Backscratchers. 5pm
  • The Bark: Hot Spit, 100 Watt House, Trust Fall. 7pm
  • The Rose Room: Sapphic Sunday. A night for WLW, Lesbian, Butch, Stud, Enby folx and their Allies to come converge for a night of sensual fun! Enjoy a delectable Burlesque Show at 10:30pm featuring several sizzling performers and dance all night long! 8pm/18+/$10
MONDAY, 3/20
  • Just One More: Bingo. 5pm-6:30pm
  • American Legion Hall: Cha Cha - Weekly Lessons. 6:15pm/$5
  • Hangar 38: Bingo. 6:45pm
  • Vino Beano: Tipsy Trivia. 7pm
  • The Rose Room: Karaoke Night. 8pm
  • Oyster City Brewing: The Bachelor Watch Party! 8pm
TUESDAY, 3/21
  • Blue Tavern: Happy Hour with Paddy League. 5pm
  • World of Beer: Poker Night. 6pm
  • Crafty Crab: BOOMIN' Karaoke. 7pm
  • Island Wings: Trivia. 7pm
  • House of Music: Tuesday Trivia & Karaoke. 7pm
  • Burrito Boarder: Karaoke with DJ Roldus. 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Tuesday is Blues Day. Every Tuesday is Blues Day @ the Blue Tavern and Blues Meets Girl is a Tallahassee favorite. This perfect, intimate venue provides just what you need for both a mid-week break and authentic blues music experience. 8pm
  • 4th Quarter: Professor Jim's Tuesday Night Trivia. Popular for a reason! 8pm
  • Argonaut Coffee: Trivia Tuesday. 8pm
  • 926: Tacos and Trivia. 9pm
  • Fire Betty’s: Comedy Show. 9pm/21+
  • Oyster City Brewing Co: Whole House Generator Drawing. Join us for a fun evening of mingling with the 211 Big Bend Board of Directors, staff, volunteers and supporters as we turn the raffle drum and pull the ONE winner of this awesome whole house Generac Generator! Hurry and get your tickets before it is too late! This event is free and open to everyone! Support 211 Big Bend and buy your raffle ticket today! $50 helps us train hotline counselors to answer 211 and 988 critical calls 24/7. Your participation in the 2023 Generac Generator Raffle helps fund 211 Big Bend and build critical infrastructure to continue to answer hotline calls. 211 Big Bend is a 24/7 stigma-free and confidential hotline dedicated to providing emotional support, crisis counseling, suicide prevention, care coordination, and connection to critical services in our community including childcare and housing. 211 Big Bend also answers the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline for so many looking for hope in our community. Thank you for your support! Tickets not required for entry. Event is free. 5pm
WEDNESDAY, 3/22
  • Rose Room: Women's Wednesday. Featuring Our Rose Roulettes and drink specials all night long. A night for all of our female-identifying friends to enjoy a safe space and an awesome happy hour! 5pm-2am
  • Birds: The Wednesday Night Lab Session hosted by Jim Crozier. 6pm
  • Tara Angel’s Magic: D&D Experience - Adult (18+) Group. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition - Candlekeep Mysteries. A one-shot is a D&D event that starts and finishes in the same session, typically lasting 3 - 4 hours. We have pre-generated characters for players to choose from. WHAT TO BRING: Pencils, Dice (can be purchased in store), Mask (encouraged for unvaccinated participants), Enthusiasm! Please sign up in advance to reserve a spot in this campaign. Tickets can be purchased in-store, over the phone, or on the website. For more information, please email [email protected], or call: (850) 878-4555 6pm-9pm
  • Goodwood: Wonderful Wednesday. 6pm/$5
  • Level 8 Rooftop Lounge: Trivia. 6pm
  • The Great Games Library: Open Game Night. 6pm/free
  • American Legion Hall: Sue Boyd Country Western and More Dance Class. Session 2 - Beginner 6:30 to 7:45 pm What: East Coast Swing and Waltz. Cost: $8.00 per person. Wear comfortable shoes you can turn in. 7:45 to 8:15 - Practice dance with paid admission. 8:15 to 9:30: Intermediate - 2 Step and WCS. $8.00 per person or $13.00 for both classes. Vaccines are required. Face masks are optional. Changing partners is optional. 6:30pm
  • Perry Lynn’s Smokehouse in Quincy: Wed Night Open Mic w/ Steven Ritter and Friends. 6:30pm
  • Hangar 38: Trivia. 6:45pm
  • Oyster City Brewing Tallahassee: Trivia. Teams up to 6 players for three rounds with 10 questions and a tie breaker each round. Winners are by round so don’t worry if you need to come late or can’t stay the whole time! Prizes include a round of beer, a 6 pack and a gift card! 7pm
  • Proof: Trivia. 7pm
  • Vino Beano: Wine Bingo. 7pm
  • Fermentation Lounge: Trivia. 7pm
  • The Bark: Oceans in the Sky, Dizzy Bats, and Medians. 7pm
  • House of Music: Open Mic at House of Music. Join us Wednesday nights for open mic in the bar with host Mike Ingram of The Brown Goose. Come early for Happy Hour and dinner! 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Warehouse Wednesdays Open Mic Night. The open mic night that has run continuously for almost 20 years, once housed at the Warehouse, lives on at the Blue Tavern. Doc Russell continues as the host with the most. Sign up starts at 8pm/free to attend
  • Fire Betty’s: Karaoke! 8pm/21+/free
  • The Bark: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 9pm
  • 926: Dragged Out Wednesday. 10pm
  • The Bark: Tomato Flower with Medusa Phase and Sarah Morrison. 7pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: The Nick Schnebelen Band. 7:30pm
  • Civic Center: The Kid LAROI: Bleed For You. 9pm
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2023.03.15 17:01 Pxan02 How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet.

How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet. demons version.
A long time ago I made a post asking for help on how to summon a demon, I got lots of useful replies and help. This is my way to give back.
Maybe you want to summon a demon straight out of hell gates. You buy a bunch of questionable books, with even more questionable titles and covers, and try the methods… only to be disappointed. “Where is the demon?” you ask yourself, and even more importantly “where are the results?!?” You bash your head to the wall trying to figure out what you did wrong. You don’t buy the usual talk, you think that “demons are part of your subconscious”, “astral vision”, “candle flickering proves spirits are in the room” and a lot of others things are just straight-out bullshit. You want to see the real thing. You want to experience real results.
If you aren’t… hmm…keep going I guess?
Set a clear objective
You do a ritual to Astaroth then you dream of Astaroth talking to you.
While in a ritual something slaps your face. Probably a Poltegeheist (you think).
In the middle of a solar invocation, you feel a warm light over you, you feel much better.
A succubus made wet your bed.
You managed to finally summon a demon to physical form, only for said demon to insult you.
Did any of those rituals hit the mark?
Before anything, you should set a clear objective! It can be different from mine, just set one a clear one so you know if you have hit it!
My objective was: “I must see a demon in some manner while fully awake and lucid.” I must note that this is usually the process and not the process, you want to summon and see the demon to do something! Choose this one because after hearing and experiencing so much drama and falsehoods about magick I wanted to have a more direct experience.
Note: I must stress that this is something which you need to do only once (or every time you are not sure about the supernatural), normally the ability to do something via magick is way more important than seeing things!
Research and choose well your resources!
This is the foundation of your journey. This is what separates decades-long quests from a few months of training. I can’t stress enough how important this one is.
Do you want to summon demons? Great! Which method will you choose? Some readings will reveal dozens if not hundreds of methods to do this. From the syncretic PMG to Tibetian Buddhism. What is the best system to obtain what I want? Here are my criteria:
-It must be from a tradition that I have some familiarity with either the culture or the myths.
I am 100% sure that Asanga's Mahayanasamgraha or Jamgon Kongtul's treasury of knowledge are excellent resources and people have used them for centuries to summon all manners of entities and demons. They are simply alien to me. And probably to you too. To understand such texts, to delve into such traditions, would require years of practice and study ( and at least a few good souls to guide you). Also, you would need to practice a tradition and religion which you aren’t called to! This brings me to my second point.
- It mustn’t require initiations or being part of a society.
Going to the other side of the globe and spending five years in a local temple/tribe can be the experience of a lifetime, however, I wish to call demons to improve my current life here.
-It must be compatible and sustainable with the “worldly” life of a layman
You have probably heard of tales of magicians who spend days if not weeks in purification before a ritual that would grant them great things. Unfortunately for many of us in the modern day, this is most often impossible. How many week-long vacations from the world do you have in a year? One? Two? Three (lucky you)!?! Even if you have the possibility is hard to build experiences with such lengthy and often complex procedures. We need a method that is quick and simple enough to build experience and confidence and give us results.
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-Abramelin
And is also unpractical. It has a place and time, and that is not now.
-It mustn’t damage the practitioner
The Grimorium Verum is an excellent grimoire that provides the mage with the famous pacts system. In the short term, it might work great! A lesser-known fact of this system is that it links the mage with a whole range of unsavoury forces in his everyday life and is dangerous in the long term. Many practitioners, even the great Jason Black, have had problems working with this method in the long run.
-Working with demons, nor mere encounters nor exorcism.
Look at any tradition and you will find demons and ways to exorcise evil entities. For our purposes here this is not what we are looking for.
Note on Abramelin: The Book of the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage is a masterpiece. You could turn over library after library seeking a book like it and not finding it. And, despite what you might have heard, summoning demons is not the core of the operation! But one contact with the HGA/Daimon.
-Excellent research and proven methods
Pass any time in this environment and you will realize just how many things are ineffective BS. Stay away from poorly written books, authors who are “masters of the left-hand path of darkness” and generally everyone who promises quick results and shows abysmal research and comprehension. This includes popular authors such as E.A Koetting, S. Connolly and Gallery of Magick books (and their many copycats.).
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This leaves us with a few methods, including:
-The PMG (and its many fragments)
-Trithemius DSIC (and its modern practitioners)
-18th-19th Ceremonial magick (in particular Crowley Illustrated Goetia by Don DeLillo)
-Caroll “Poke” Solomonic magick
-Solomonic Magic
I have probably forgotten a few. Choose the one you like the most and study it. Now back to the guide
Note: Despite what you might have heard to practice Solomonic magick you don’t need golden tools and a lion bell. And the spirits aren’t offended by you binding them. Get Connolly and Koetting propaganda out of your mind.
Don’t be an auto grill bathroom.
Make sure you:
Wash properly
Have a good-smelling breath
The temple is washed properly
Your clothes aren’t dirty or have strange smells on it
In the temple there aren’t any extraneous elements
The stars are aligned!
The ritual is influenzed by astrology a lot. You have to make sure that said spirit is present and there is enought charge the outcome. Demons are most ready to be summoned during the Waxing Moon, when the moon energy is most stable (that is when it's 2-4-6-8-10-12-14 days old [source Crowley Illustrated Goetia]). I would actually suggest you start with a conjuration to aquaint yourself with the spirit and then, maybe, sign a pact.
Double and triple check what demon you choose. The person (persons?) who wrote the Key of Solomon didn't write it for the layman to use, the whole thing is a mess to untangle and practice. One of the things that he hid was the demons' astrological and cabbalistic info, which is important. For example, did you know that Orobas is linked to Jupiter, rules 1°—10° Libra (night) and it's power is great between September 23 and October 2 and that he is best summoned for taks of ambition and fame (this is why he is depicted as a horse btw)? No? Well me neither! At the time I just read a few posts, read some descriptions (thanks occult world blog) and decided to work with him. Which job did I found? One in the public amministration in close contact with people, now I am more "famous" in my town.
So learn from me and check those things, otherwise you will encounter them without you knowing!
Note: The moon sometimes goes on something called Void Course. It completely screws with rituals. You can check Void course times here: https://moontracks.com/void\_of\_course\_moon\_dates.html
Demons are indipendent, really attractive, rich girls.
Angels are like your girl next door: They are ample opportunies to start interation, you often see her around, they aren't demanding on you and close more than a few of their (many) eyes on your mistakes and shortcomings.Demons are nearly the exact opposite. They are more like demanding rich supermodels sitting in a private club surronded by two massive body guards, wearing a succint elegant red dress that reminds you of your wordly desires. You know what happens if a "normal" guy try to approach such a person ,maybe a bit drunk, she ignores him. If he continues she sends the two massive bodyguards at him.Forget about casual interactions or seeing them around, you need to go there and need to know how to get there and how to enter the bar. You need to be elegant, pretty, polite, gentle. You need to flater her, you need to know of her exploits, you need to show yourself in the most positive way possible. Obliviously there is a time and place for showing yourself vulnerable, that is: not your first interaction!And I am by no means impliying that angels are inferior to demons or viceversa. You can have a wonderfull relationship with both. And sometimes the girl next door reveals herself to be very rich.
Note here: On the war in heaven
You probably heard about this war going on between the forces of darkness and the forces of light, God and satan, and that, according to many preachers, is still going on to this day "The balance is ever delicate, so repent and open your heart to God Love!" or something like that.I can tell you both from my experience and that of others that whatever is their official diplomatic status demons and angels seem to care little if you have relationships with the other. In many cases they go even further: angels giving informations on demonic practice and viceversa, the Goetia and the angels of the Shem seem to be two polarities of the same energy complementing each other, and the list could go on (if I had more experience and knowledge).
The truth: ¯\_ȌᴥȌ_/¯
Know your books
You will be surprised by the amount of information that isn’t given to you in the instructions. Especially the Key of Solomon. Someone on the internet, no matter the system used, wrote dozens of ritual reports, clarification, possible changes and challenges. Find them, read what they have to say, learn from them and maybe contact them.
Demons might hate you
Several practitioners, including me, that demons aren’t cute animals ready to help you with everything. Be respectful, but firm, to them. Don’t use violence or binding, if they aren’t attacking you. Try to cultivate a relationship based on mutual respect and offerings. Now you might wonder
“why is it so important to do this? After all the Solomonic magicians did the exact opposite and obtain spectacular results!”
Do you know a person whom you hate but you still needed to frequent? It might have been your boss, your teacher, anyone. Yeah imagine that but worse. The demon will try to screw you over constantly and ditch you at the first opportunity.
Don’t get stuck in your own magical drama
This is the number one reason why so many magicians are poor. The reason why so many are stuck in their life and can’t go forward. The reason why people spend years in ineffective practices. The reason for so much suffering and tears: getting stuck in the magical drama. Now I am not talking about social media or lodges here. I am talking about getting stuck and hypnotized by the drama of your practice “My life is going too well, I have contacted so many Gods and entities!” for brief periods it’s simple ungroundedness or simple delusion. Then it will start ripping apart your life. Test the efficacy of what you are doing, get out of your head and have some hobbies and books that aren’t about magic. And remember to laugh at your practice from time to time.
Words of advice from mirta00 "However it is very important that everyone locate the method that works for them. You found yours, so hold on to it for your dear life, because this is how you are meant to do it. Everyone else can come to the same conclusion, or to a different conclusion, either way their higher self knows where the path is leading and it is precisely where they need to go."
Don’t trust all resources and people!
Don’t trust anyone you meet! A quick search will reveal countless individuals that claim to have achieved this or that. To have decades of experience. To daily evoke powerful infernal kings To have enlighted teachers or be part of secret and powerful groups. For your sanity stay away from those people, 90% are liars, 9% are deluded and 1% are crazy. This goes for me too. I am just a random internet user. I managed to summon a demon to physical appearance in a mirror once, and it was enough for me (it’s extremely draining and mentally unhealthy). Most of my rituals fail or are lukewarm. And that is fine. I am only a beginner with barely any experience, and this is a list of tips I wished to have had when I started.
One of my friends once gave me some excellent resources and books about demons, so I am going to share parts of them with you and add a few of mine:
-M. Cecchetelli "Crossed Keys" and "Chasing the Dragon" (they are together)
-M. Cecchetelli "The Book of Abraxas"
-R. Opus "A Modern Goetic Grimoire"
-Fr. Acher "Clavis Goetica"
-Fr. Ashen Chassan "Gateway through stone and Circle"
-S. Savedow "Goetic Evocation"
-Fr. Acher "Holy Daimon"
-Konstaninos "Summoning Spirits"
-A. Leitch "Secrets of the Magickal Grimoires"
-R. R.H "The Little Key" (a guide to the grimorium verum)
-Jason Miller “Consorting with Spirits”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Ceremonial Magic & The Power of Evocation”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Howlings from the Pit”
- BJ Swain ”Luminarium”
- BJ Swain ”Living Spirits”
-Archan Publishing “
Ancient
-Roger Bacon "De Nigromancia"
-Peter of Abano "Heptameron"
-S. Skinner, D. Rankine "A collection of magical secrets"
-Trithemius "The Art of Drawing spirits into crystals" (very used for his simplicity)
-"The Book of Abramelin: A new translation" (The new translation is leagues ahead of the old ones).
-Operations of 7 planetary spirits (found on esotericarchives dot com or google)
- J. Peterson, "Sixth and Seventh Book of Moses"
-Johannes Faust "The Black Raven" "Praxis magica faustiana" "Magia naturalis et innaturalis" "The Black book of Faust"
-A Book of the Office of Spirits
-An Excellent booke of the Arte of Magicke
-Cambridge book of Magic
-R. Kieckefer, "Forbidden rites: a necromancer's manual of the fifteenth century"
-Grimoire of Honorius (version of D. Rankine)
-Hygromanteia of Solomon, version Iohannis Maratakis
-Libellus Magicus (found on esotericarchives.com)
-B. Johnson "Necromancy in the Medici Library"
-Skinner "Fourth book of occult philosophy" (anche buona versione di Tyson, le note sono buone, confrontare)
-Skinne - Rankine "Clavis Inferni"
-D. Rankine "The Grimoire of Arthur Gauntlet"
-J. Peterson "Secrets of Solomon"
-J. Augustus Newcomb "Black Pullet"
-The Book of Oberon
-D. Rankine "The Book of Treasure Spirits
-A cunningman Grimoire
-Greer, Warnock "The Picatrix"
-Greer, Warnock "Secrets of Planetary Ritual"
-Peterson, J. "The Clavis or Key to the Magic of Solomon"
-Skinner "Keys to the gateway of magic"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Goetia of Dr. Rudd"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Veritable Key of Solomon"
Thank you that reached the end of this long post. I want to also thank my friends who helped me revise this post and all the authors and persons who helped during my journey.
Tell me what you think about this guide, I am always looking to improve my practice.
Best blessing to you
-Pxan02
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2023.03.14 17:26 Pxan02 How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet.

How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet.
A long time ago I made a post asking for help on how to summon a demon, I got lots of useful replies and help. This is my way to give back.
Maybe you want to summon a demon straight out of hell gates. You buy a bunch of questionable books, with even more questionable titles and covers, and try the methods… only to be disappointed. “Where is the demon?” you ask yourself, and even more importantly “where are the results?!?” You bash your head to the wall trying to figure out what you did wrong. You don’t buy the usual talk, you think that “demons are part of your subconscious”, “astral vision”, “candle flickering proves spirits are in the room” and a lot of others things are just straight-out bullshit. You want to see the real thing. You want to experience real results.
If you aren’t… hmm…keep going I guess?
1 Set a clear objective
You do a ritual to Astaroth then you dream of Astaroth talking to you.
While in a ritual something slaps your face. Probably a Poltegeheist (you think).
In the middle of a solar invocation, you feel a warm light over you, you feel much better.
A succubus made wet your bed.
You managed to finally summon a demon to physical form, only for said demon to insult you.
Did any of those rituals hit the mark?
Before anything, you should set a clear objective! It can be different from mine, just set one a clear one so you know if you have hit it!
My objective was: “I must see a demon in some manner while fully awake and lucid.” I must note that this is usually the process and not the process, you want to summon and see the demon to do something! Choose this one because after hearing and experiencing so much drama and falsehoods about magick I wanted to have a more direct experience.
Note: I must stress that this is something which you need to do only once (or every time you are not sure about the supernatural), normally the ability to do something via magick is way more important than seeing things!
2 Research and choose well your resources!
This is the foundation of your journey. This is what separates decades-long quests from a few months of training. I can’t stress enough how important this one is.
Do you want to summon demons? Great! Which method will you choose? Some readings will reveal dozens if not hundreds of methods to do this. From the syncretic PMG to Tibetian Buddhism. What is the best system to obtain what I want? Here are my criteria:
-It must be from a tradition that I have some familiarity with either the culture or the myths.
I am 100% sure that Asanga's Mahayanasamgraha or Jamgon Kongtul's treasury of knowledge are excellent resources and people have used them for centuries to summon all manners of entities and demons. They are simply alien to me. And probably to you too. To understand such texts, to delve into such traditions, would require years of practice and study ( and at least a few good souls to guide you). Also, you would need to practice a tradition and religion which you aren’t called to! This brings me to my second point.
- It mustn’t require initiations or being part of a society.
Going to the other side of the globe and spending five years in a local temple/tribe can be the experience of a lifetime, however, I wish to call demons to improve my current life here.
-It must be compatible and sustainable with the “worldly” life of a layman
You have probably heard of tales of magicians who spend days if not weeks in purification before a ritual that would grant them great things. Unfortunately for many of us in the modern day, this is most often impossible. How many week-long vacations from the world do you have in a year? One? Two? Three (lucky you)!?! Even if you have the possibility is hard to build experiences with such lengthy and often complex procedures. We need a method that is quick and simple enough to build experience and confidence and give us results.
.
-Abramelin
And is also unpractical. It has a place and time, and that is not now.
-It mustn’t damage the practitioner
The Grimorium Verum is an excellent grimoire that provides the mage with the famous pacts system. In the short term, it might work great! A lesser-known fact of this system is that it links the mage with a whole range of unsavoury forces in his everyday life and is dangerous in the long term. Many practitioners, even the great Jason Black, have had problems working with this method in the long run.
-Working with demons, nor mere encounters nor exorcism.
Look at any tradition and you will find demons and ways to exorcise evil entities. For our purposes here this is not what we are looking for.
Note on Abramelin: The Book of the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage is a masterpiece. You could turn over library after library seeking a book like it and not finding it. And, despite what you might have heard, summoning demons is not the core of the operation! But one contact with the HGA/Daimon.
-Excellent research and proven methods
Pass any time in this environment and you will realize just how many things are ineffective BS. Stay away from poorly written books, authors who are “masters of the left-hand path of darkness” and generally everyone who promises quick results and shows abysmal research and comprehension. This includes popular authors such as E.A Koetting, S. Connolly and Gallery of Magick books (and their many copycats.).
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This leaves us with a few methods, including:
-The PMG (and its many fragments)
-Trithemius DSIC (and its modern practitioners)
-18th-19th Ceremonial magick (in particular Crowley Illustrated Goetia by Don DeLillo)
-Caroll “Poke” Solomonic magick
-Solomonic Magic
I have probably forgotten a few. Choose the one you like the most and study it. Now back to the guide
Note: Despite what you might have heard to practice Solomonic magick you don’t need golden tools and a lion bell. And the spirits aren’t offended by you binding them. Get Connolly and Koetting propaganda out of your mind.
3 Find an entity/s that you can safely practice with.
OK, let me be very frank. Most demons don’t want to work with you, much less manifest. They are like wild horses, if you try to mount them without preparation they will kick you into the ground. You need practice, you need a horse that doesn’t try to murder you if you try to mount it. Fortunately, there are such entities that can grant you such practice. Find one, it might be an archangel whom you feel a certain connection with. A pagan divinity. A spirit from the PGM. Find one. The time and place of your birth are a huge clue as to which entities might be favourable to you.
Here is a list of what archangel is favourable to you depending on when you were born: https://archan-publishing.com/pauline\_art/birth\_angel.html
If you can’t summon an entity that has all the intention and power to appear before you to help you, there is no way that you are going to be able to summon a demon.
4 Deal with your magick-related fears.
A lot of practitioners are afraid of magick. Many struggle with just doing basic rituals. Most often than not is not mere laziness but something else: being raised a Christian.
If someone has been raised a Christian, that person will have a lot of subconscious Christian programming, even if they aren’t a Christian anymore. For those persons I will recommend an exercise created by Paul Huson: reciting the lord's prayer backwards for three nights in a row, here is the text if you want to try it:
“
Nema! Livee morf su revilled tub
Noishaytpmet ootni ton suh deel
Suh tshaiga sapsert tath yeth
Vigrawf eu za sesapsert rua suh vigrawf.
Derb ilaid rua yed sith suh vig
Neveh ni si za thre ni
Nud eeb liw eyth
Muck mod-ngik eyth
Main eyth eeb dwohlah
Neveh ni tra chioo
Rertharf rua!
As you chant the words, use your imagination to visualize great iron shackles struck off your hands and feet by sizzling bolts of lightning and disintegrating into molten shards to either side of you. Hear the whine and crackle of the searing flashes as they accomplish the work of liberation, and consciously try to feel the burden of all your inherited guilts, all those awful shalt's and shalt not's, all that vast edifice of twaddle and claptrap, sliding easefully from your back. (From Mastering Witchcraft) “
If you want to learn more about this argument Christopher Hyatt and J. Black dedicated half a book about it titled “Pacts with the devil” go look it up.
Note: The practice session of that book are butchered grimoires with outdated scholarship, this book has been a great step forward to bring such practices to light. Fortunately, we have much better materials now.
5 Don’t be an auto grill bathroom.
Imagine someone inviting you to his house. You enter and you notice that the floor is full of dust, the walls show serious signs of water infiltration, there is a huge fat cat watching you, and the dinner is burning. And the person inviting you looks and smells like Tarzan.
You will probably ask a few questions about who this person is, and you would feel quite uncomfortable.
A bit of an over-the-top example but a lesser version of this is what must often happen.
Make sure you:
Wash properly
Have a good-smelling breath
The temple is washed properly
Your clothes aren’t dirty or have strange smells on it
In the temple there aren’t any extraneous elements
6 The stars are aligned!
Chances are that the demon that you are trying to summon has some astrological attribute. Especially if you are working with the Goetia. Now you might say “I need to summon a demon now! I don’t want to wait until the moon/sign/time/day is favourable” to you I offer you an analogy: Imagine the entity you want to call a mighty animal with a peculiar sleep circle. The entity is always present and callable, simply you might call it while is in deep sleep and has no will of heeding your call. This is why so many people fail their rituals even if they did everything correctly and with passion. There is a long and effective tradition, going back centuries and maintained by such people as DonLeLillo, Paul Huson and many modern practitioners to summon demons while the moon is waxing and is 2-4-6-8-10-12-14 days old. If you want to obtain good results call the entity while it’s fully awake.
If you are wondering what happens if summon a demon while he is fully asleep and try to force him to wake up, just try to wake up one of your friends in the middle of the night with ice-cold water, screaming and truncheons. You imagine what happens.
Note: The moon sometimes goes on something called Void Course. It completely screws with rituals. You can check Void course times here: https://moontracks.com/void\_of\_course\_moon\_dates.html
7 On degrees of success
After I wrote all that you might be convinced, or at least taking into consideration, that most methods and success stories are BS and that for magick to work you need to abide by precise rules. Now let me contradict myself and share with you a secret seldom told to novices: “all magick works if given enough time and effort.”
I once heard of a guy summoning the devil (for contract purposes) with Irish folk methods, he took into consideration neither correspondences nor astrology. It took several months of nearly daily working, and it worked.
A friend of mine practices new-age, pseudo-theosophy, eastern inspired, anti-clerical, pseudo-christian-buddhist-hinduist, esoteric practice. If that sounds like a mouthful imagine practising it! Some sessions sounded like this:
“Today we are gonna fill ourselves with our Lord Jesus Christ's light. So let’s start the meditation by invoking some saints, ascended masters, archangels, and maybe throw in there some Buddhist or Hinduist mantras in there. Yeah, this should work.”
It took her nearly two decades, but she is way more psychic and spiritually advanced than most magicians will ever be.
Now let me ask another question: “do you want to repeat the same ritual for months, or do you wish to do it once? Do you want to reach your goals in two decades of wasted efforts and tries or in a few years? Do you want your ritual to work 9 times out of 10 or 1 time out of ten?”
So let me add the missing piece to that phrase: “All magick works if given enough time and effort so choose wisely.”
8 Use your imagination…correctly!
Mental Projection, Astral Projection and guided imagery are different things. I don’t have enough time or space to fully explain those things so let me be concise: do the conjurations and summonings then enter into a receptive mode, and let the perceptions of the body fall away, so you might see if there is a spirit or not. Remember: Not all rituals that aren’t physical manifestations are failures, the ritual that you did might be perfectly powerful for your request.
9 Understand what you are doing
If you understand all the symbolism employed in your chosen ritual and have relative initiations rituals work better. I don’t know why. Roberto Assagioli called this process psychosynthesis, when your subconscious digested, understood and applied the information being given to him. When this happens is like a layer of interference has been thrown away, and you can communicate/work much better with spirits.
10 Know your books
You will be surprised by the amount of information that isn’t given to you in the instructions. Especially the Key of Solomon. Someone on the internet, no matter the system used, wrote dozens of ritual reports, clarification, possible changes and challenges. Find them, read what they have to say, learn from them and maybe contact them.
11 Demons might hate you
Several practitioners, including me, that demons aren’t cute animals ready to help you with everything. Be respectful, but firm, to them. Don’t use violence or binding, if they aren’t attacking you. Try to cultivate a relationship based on mutual respect and offerings. Now you might wonder
“why is it so important to do this? After all the Solomonic magicians did the exact opposite and obtain spectacular results!”
Because spirits have to interpret and act on your requests and if your request isn’t pages long, rewritten several times and checked by several people, they have more than enough free space to make you miserable and maybe send you to the hospital. The same spirit that can make you famous by transforming you into an artist can also choose to make you famous by having the Ferrari of some famous person run you over.
12 Know your vehicles!
Now a lot of people who want to summon want to do it for some lukewarm reasons. This is like taking a train to reach the fruit shop right next to your home. Use the full potential of the ritual, you are conjuring a prince from hell! If you have smaller wishes there are plenty of other, way clearer and easy ways that can grant them: candles, mantras, prayers, angels and sigils are just the ones on top of my head.
13 Don’t get stuck in your own magical drama
This is the number one reason why so many magicians are poor. The reason why so many are stuck in their life and can’t go forward. The reason why people spend years in ineffective practices. The reason for so much suffering and tears: getting stuck in the magical drama. Now I am not talking about social media or lodges here. I am talking about getting stuck and hypnotized by the drama of your practice “My life is going too well, I have contacted so many Gods and entities!” for brief periods it’s simple ungroundedness or simple delusion. Then it will start ripping apart your life. Test the efficacy of what you are doing, get out of your head and have some hobbies and books that aren’t about magic. And remember to laugh at your practice from time to time.
14 Don’t trust all resources and people!
Don’t trust anyone you meet! A quick search will reveal countless individuals that claim to have achieved this or that. To have decades of experience. To daily evoke powerful infernal kings To have enlighted teachers or be part of secret and powerful groups. For your sanity stay away from those people, 90% are liars, 9% are deluded and 1% are crazy. This goes for me too. I am just a random internet user. I managed to summon a demon to physical appearance in a mirror once, and it was enough for me (it’s extremely draining and mentally unhealthy). Most of my rituals fail or are lukewarm. And that is fine. I am only a beginner with barely any experience, and this is a list of tips I wished to have had when I started.
One of my friends once gave me some excellent resources and books about demons, so I am going to share parts of them with you and add a few of mine:
-M. Cecchetelli "Crossed Keys" and "Chasing the Dragon" (they are together)
-M. Cecchetelli "The Book of Abraxas"
-R. Opus "A Modern Goetic Grimoire"
-Fr. Acher "Clavis Goetica"
-Fr. Ashen Chassan "Gateway through stone and Circle"
-S. Savedow "Goetic Evocation"
-Fr. Acher "Holy Daimon"
-Konstaninos "Summoning Spirits"
-A. Leitch "Secrets of the Magickal Grimoires"
-R. R.H "The Little Key" (a guide to the grimorium verum)
-Jason Miller “Consorting with Spirits”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Ceremonial Magic & The Power of Evocation”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Howlings from the Pit”
- BJ Swain ”Luminarium”
- BJ Swain ”Living Spirits”
-Archan Publishing “
Ancient
-Roger Bacon "De Nigromancia"
-Peter of Abano "Heptameron"
-S. Skinner, D. Rankine "A collection of magical secrets"
-Trithemius "The Art of Drawing spirits into crystals" (very used for his simplicity)
-"The Book of Abramelin: A new translation" (The new translation is leagues ahead of the old ones).
-Operations of 7 planetary spirits (found on esotericarchives dot com or google)
- J. Peterson, "Sixth and Seventh Book of Moses"
-Johannes Faust "The Black Raven" "Praxis magica faustiana" "Magia naturalis et innaturalis" "The Black book of Faust"
-A Book of the Office of Spirits
-An Excellent booke of the Arte of Magicke
-Cambridge book of Magic
-R. Kieckefer, "Forbidden rites: a necromancer's manual of the fifteenth century"
-Grimoire of Honorius (version of D. Rankine)
-Hygromanteia of Solomon, version Iohannis Maratakis
-Libellus Magicus (found on esotericarchives.com)
-B. Johnson "Necromancy in the Medici Library"
-Skinner "Fourth book of occult philosophy" (anche buona versione di Tyson, le note sono buone, confrontare)
-Skinne - Rankine "Clavis Inferni"
-D. Rankine "The Grimoire of Arthur Gauntlet"
-J. Peterson "Secrets of Solomon"
-J. Augustus Newcomb "Black Pullet"
-The Book of Oberon
-D. Rankine "The Book of Treasure Spirits
-A cunningman Grimoire
-Greer, Warnock "The Picatrix"
-Greer, Warnock "Secrets of Planetary Ritual"
-Peterson, J. "The Clavis or Key to the Magic of Solomon"
-Skinner "Keys to the gateway of magic"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Goetia of Dr. Rudd"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Veritable Key of Solomon"
Thank you that reached the end of this long post. I want to also thank my friends who helped me revise this post and all the authors and persons who helped during my journey.
Tell me what you think about this guide, I am always looking to improve my practice.
Best blessing to you
-Pxan02
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2023.03.14 17:15 Pxan02 How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet.

How to really summon a demon - a controversial serie of tips from a random user on the internet.
A long time ago I made a post asking for help on how to summon a demon, I got lots of useful replies and help. This is my way to give back.
Maybe you want to summon a demon straight out of hell gates. You buy a bunch of questionable books, with even more questionable titles and covers, and try the methods… only to be disappointed. “Where is the demon?” you ask yourself, and even more importantly “where are the results?!?” You bash your head to the wall trying to figure out what you did wrong. You don’t buy the usual talk, you think that “demons are part of your subconscious”, “astral vision”, “candle flickering proves spirits are in the room” and a lot of others things are just straight-out bullshit. You want to see the real thing. You want to experience real results.
If you aren’t… hmm…keep going I guess?
1 Set a clear objective
You do a ritual to Astaroth then you dream of Astaroth talking to you.
While in a ritual something slaps your face. Probably a Poltegeheist (you think).
In the middle of a solar invocation, you feel a warm light over you, you feel much better.
A succubus made wet your bed.
You managed to finally summon a demon to physical form, only for said demon to insult you.
Did any of those rituals hit the mark?
Before anything, you should set a clear objective! It can be different from mine, just set one a clear one so you know if you have hit it!
My objective was: “I must see a demon in some manner while fully awake and lucid.” I must note that this is usually the process and not the process, you want to summon and see the demon to do something! Choose this one because after hearing and experiencing so much drama and falsehoods about magick I wanted to have a more direct experience.
Note: I must stress that this is something which you need to do only once (or every time you are not sure about the supernatural), normally the ability to do something via magick is way more important than seeing things!
2 Research and choose well your resources!
This is the foundation of your journey. This is what separates decades-long quests from a few months of training. I can’t stress enough how important this one is.
Do you want to summon demons? Great! Which method will you choose? Some readings will reveal dozens if not hundreds of methods to do this. From the syncretic PMG to Tibetian Buddhism. What is the best system to obtain what I want? Here are my criteria:
-It must be from a tradition that I have some familiarity with either the culture or the myths.
I am 100% sure that Asanga's Mahayanasamgraha or Jamgon Kongtul's treasury of knowledge are excellent resources and people have used them for centuries to summon all manners of entities and demons. They are simply alien to me. And probably to you too. To understand such texts, to delve into such traditions, would require years of practice and study ( and at least a few good souls to guide you). Also, you would need to practice a tradition and religion which you aren’t called to! This brings me to my second point.
- It mustn’t require initiations or being part of a society.
Going to the other side of the globe and spending five years in a local temple/tribe can be the experience of a lifetime, however, I wish to call demons to improve my current life here.
-It must be compatible and sustainable with the “worldly” life of a layman
You have probably heard of tales of magicians who spend days if not weeks in purification before a ritual that would grant them great things. Unfortunately for many of us in the modern day, this is most often impossible. How many week-long vacations from the world do you have in a year? One? Two? Three (lucky you)!?! Even if you have the possibility is hard to build experiences with such lengthy and often complex procedures. We need a method that is quick and simple enough to build experience and confidence and give us results.
-It mustn’t damage the practitioner
The Grimorium Verum is an excellent grimoire that provides the mage with the famous pacts system. In the short term, it might work great! A lesser-known fact of this system is that it links the mage with a whole range of unsavoury forces in his everyday life and is dangerous in the long term. Many practitioners, even the great Jason Black, have had problems working with this method in the long run.
-Working with demons, nor mere encounters nor exorcism.
Look at any tradition and you will find demons and ways to exorcise evil entities. For our purposes here this is not what we are looking for.
Note on Abramelin: The Book of the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage is a masterpiece. You could turn over library after library seeking a book like it and not finding it. And, despite what you might have heard, summoning demons is not the core of the operation! But one contact with the HGA/Daimon.
-Excellent research and proven methods
Pass any time in this environment and you will realize just how many things are ineffective BS. Stay away from poorly written books, authors who are “masters of the left-hand path of darkness” and generally everyone who promises quick results and shows abysmal research and comprehension. This includes popular authors such as E.A Koetting, S. Connolly and Gallery of Magick books (and their many copycats.).
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This leaves us with a few methods, including:
-The PMG (and its many fragments)
-Trithemius DSIC (and its modern practitioners)
-18th-19th Ceremonial magick (in particular Crowley Illustrated Goetia by Don DeLillo)
-Caroll “Poke” Solomonic magick
-Solomonic Magic
I have probably forgotten a few. Choose the one you like the most and study it. Now back to the guide
Note: Despite what you might have heard to practice Solomonic magick you don’t need golden tools and a lion bell. And the spirits aren’t offended by you binding them. Get Connolly and Koetting propaganda out of your mind.
3 Find an entity/s that you can safely practice with.
OK, let me be very frank. Most demons don’t want to work with you, much less manifest. They are like wild horses, if you try to mount them without preparation they will kick you into the ground. You need practice, you need a horse that doesn’t try to murder you if you try to mount it. Fortunately, there are such entities that can grant you such practice. Find one, it might be an archangel whom you feel a certain connection with. A pagan divinity. A spirit from the PGM. Find one. The time and place of your birth are a huge clue as to which entities might be favourable to you.
Here is a list of what archangel is favourable to you depending on when you were born: https://archan-publishing.com/pauline\_art/birth\_angel.html
If you can’t summon an entity that has all the intention and power to appear before you to help you, there is no way that you are going to be able to summon a demon.
4 Deal with your magick-related fears.
A lot of practitioners are afraid of magick. Many struggle with just doing basic rituals. Most often than not is not mere laziness but something else: being raised a Christian.
If someone has been raised a Christian, that person will have a lot of subconscious Christian programming, even if they aren’t a Christian anymore. For those persons I will recommend an exercise created by Paul Huson: reciting the lord's prayer backwards for three nights in a row, here is the text if you want to try it:
“
Nema! Livee morf su revilled tub
Noishaytpmet ootni ton suh deel
Suh tshaiga sapsert tath yeth
Vigrawf eu za sesapsert rua suh vigrawf.
Derb ilaid rua yed sith suh vig
Neveh ni si za thre ni
Nud eeb liw eyth
Muck mod-ngik eyth
Main eyth eeb dwohlah
Neveh ni tra chioo
Rertharf rua!
As you chant the words, use your imagination to visualize great iron shackles struck off your hands and feet by sizzling bolts of lightning and disintegrating into molten shards to either side of you. Hear the whine and crackle of the searing flashes as they accomplish the work of liberation, and consciously try to feel the burden of all your inherited guilts, all those awful shalt's and shalt not's, all that vast edifice of twaddle and claptrap, sliding easefully from your back. (From Mastering Witchcraft) “
If you want to learn more about this argument Christopher Hyatt and J. Black dedicated half a book about it titled “Pacts with the devil” go look it up.
Note: The practice session of that book are butchered grimoires with outdated scholarship, this book has been a great step forward to bring such practices to light. Fortunately, we have much better materials now.
5 Don’t be an auto grill bathroom.
Imagine someone inviting you to his house. You enter and you notice that the floor is full of dust, the walls show serious signs of water infiltration, there is a huge fat cat watching you, and the dinner is burning. And the person inviting you looks and smells like Tarzan.
You will probably ask a few questions about who this person is, and you would feel quite uncomfortable.
A bit of an over-the-top example but a lesser version of this is what must often happen.
Make sure you:
Wash properly
Have a good-smelling breath
The temple is washed properly
Your clothes aren’t dirty or have strange smells on it
In the temple there aren’t any extraneous elements
6 The stars are aligned!
Chances are that the demon that you are trying to summon has some astrological attribute. Especially if you are working with the Goetia. Now you might say “I need to summon a demon now! I don’t want to wait until the moon/sign/time/day is favourable” to you I offer you an analogy: Imagine the entity you want to call a mighty animal with a peculiar sleep circle. The entity is always present and callable, simply you might call it while is in deep sleep and has no will of heeding your call. This is why so many people fail their rituals even if they did everything correctly and with passion. There is a long and effective tradition, going back centuries and maintained by such people as DonLeLillo, Paul Huson and many modern practitioners to summon demons while the moon is waxing and is 2-4-6-8-10-12-14 days old. If you want to obtain good results call the entity while it’s fully awake.
If you are wondering what happens if summon a demon while he is fully asleep and try to force him to wake up, just try to wake up one of your friends in the middle of the night with ice-cold water, screaming and truncheons. You imagine what happens.
Note: The moon sometimes goes on something called Void Course. It completely screws with rituals. You can check Void course times here: https://moontracks.com/void\_of\_course\_moon\_dates.html
7 On degrees of success
After I wrote all that you might be convinced, or at least taking into consideration, that most methods and success stories are BS and that for magick to work you need to abide by precise rules. Now let me contradict myself and share with you a secret seldom told to novices: “all magick works if given enough time and effort.”
I once heard of a guy summoning the devil (for contract purposes) with Irish folk methods, he took into consideration neither correspondences nor astrology. It took several months of nearly daily working, and it worked.
A friend of mine practices new-age, pseudo-theosophy, eastern inspired, anti-clerical, pseudo-christian-buddhist-hinduist, esoteric practice. If that sounds like a mouthful imagine practising it! Some sessions sounded like this:
“Today we are gonna fill ourselves with our Lord Jesus Christ's light. So let’s start the meditation by invoking some saints, ascended masters, archangels, and maybe throw in there some Buddhist or Hinduist mantras in there. Yeah, this should work.”
It took her nearly two decades, but she is way more psychic and spiritually advanced than most magicians will ever be.
Now let me ask another question: “do you want to repeat the same ritual for months, or do you wish to do it once? Do you want to reach your goals in two decades of wasted efforts and tries or in a few years? Do you want your ritual to work 9 times out of 10 or 1 time out of ten?”
So let me add the missing piece to that phrase: “All magick works if given enough time and effort so choose wisely.”
8 Use your imagination…correctly!
Mental Projection, Astral Projection and guided imagery are different things. I don’t have enough time or space to fully explain those things so let me be concise: do the conjurations and summonings then enter into a receptive mode, and let the perceptions of the body fall away, so you might see if there is a spirit or not. Remember: Not all rituals that aren’t physical manifestations are failures, the ritual that you did might be perfectly powerful for your request.
9 Understand what you are doing
If you understand all the symbolism employed in your chosen ritual and have relative initiations rituals work better. I don’t know why. Roberto Assagioli called this process psychosynthesis, when your subconscious digested, understood and applied the information being given to him. When this happens is like a layer of interference has been thrown away, and you can communicate/work much better with spirits.
10 Know your books
You will be surprised by the amount of information that isn’t given to you in the instructions. Especially the Key of Solomon. Someone on the internet, no matter the system used, wrote dozens of ritual reports, clarification, possible changes and challenges. Find them, read what they have to say, learn from them and maybe contact them.
11 Demons might hate you
Several practitioners, including me, that demons aren’t cute animals ready to help you with everything. Be respectful, but firm, to them. Don’t use violence or binding, if they aren’t attacking you. Try to cultivate a relationship based on mutual respect and offerings. Now you might wonder
“why is it so important to do this? After all the Solomonic magicians did the exact opposite and obtain spectacular results!”
Because spirits have to interpret and act on your requests and if your request isn’t pages long, rewritten several times and checked by several people, they have more than enough free space to make you miserable and maybe send you to the hospital. The same spirit that can make you famous by transforming you into an artist can also choose to make you famous by having the Ferrari of some famous person run you over.
12 Know your vehicles!
Now a lot of people who want to summon want to do it for some lukewarm reasons. This is like taking a train to reach the fruit shop right next to your home. Use the full potential of the ritual, you are conjuring a prince from hell! If you have smaller wishes there are plenty of other, way clearer and easy ways that can grant them: candles, mantras, prayers, angels and sigils are just the ones on top of my head.
13 Don’t get stuck in your own magical drama
This is the number one reason why so many magicians are poor. The reason why so many are stuck in their life and can’t go forward. The reason why people spend years in ineffective practices. The reason for so much suffering and tears: getting stuck in the magical drama. Now I am not talking about social media or lodges here. I am talking about getting stuck and hypnotized by the drama of your practice “My life is going too well, I have contacted so many Gods and entities!” for brief periods it’s simple ungroundedness or simple delusion. Then it will start ripping apart your life. Test the efficacy of what you are doing, get out of your head and have some hobbies and books that aren’t about magic. And remember to laugh at your practice from time to time.
14 Don’t trust all resources and people!
Don’t trust anyone you meet! A quick search will reveal countless individuals that claim to have achieved this or that. To have decades of experience. To daily evoke powerful infernal kings To have enlighted teachers or be part of secret and powerful groups. For your sanity stay away from those people, 90% are liars, 9% are deluded and 1% are crazy. This goes for me too. I am just a random internet user. I managed to summon a demon to physical appearance in a mirror once, and it was enough for me (it’s extremely draining and mentally unhealthy). Most of my rituals fail or are lukewarm. And that is fine. I am only a beginner with barely any experience, and this is a list of tips I wished to have had when I started.
One of my friends once gave me some excellent resources and books about demons, so I am going to share parts of them with you and add a few of mine:
-M. Cecchetelli "Crossed Keys" and "Chasing the Dragon" (they are together)
-M. Cecchetelli "The Book of Abraxas"
-R. Opus "A Modern Goetic Grimoire"
-Fr. Acher "Clavis Goetica"
-Fr. Ashen Chassan "Gateway through stone and Circle"
-S. Savedow "Goetic Evocation"
-Fr. Acher "Holy Daimon"
-Konstaninos "Summoning Spirits"
-A. Leitch "Secrets of the Magickal Grimoires"
-R. R.H "The Little Key" (a guide to the grimorium verum)
-Jason Miller “Consorting with Spirits”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Ceremonial Magic & The Power of Evocation”
-Joseph C. Lisiewski “Howlings from the Pit”
- BJ Swain ”Luminarium”
- BJ Swain ”Living Spirits”
-Archan Publishing “
Ancient
-Roger Bacon "De Nigromancia"
-Peter of Abano "Heptameron"
-S. Skinner, D. Rankine "A collection of magical secrets"
-Trithemius "The Art of Drawing spirits into crystals" (very used for his simplicity)
-"The Book of Abramelin: A new translation" (The new translation is leagues ahead of the old ones).
-Operations of 7 planetary spirits (found on esotericarchives dot com or google)
- J. Peterson, "Sixth and Seventh Book of Moses"
-Johannes Faust "The Black Raven" "Praxis magica faustiana" "Magia naturalis et innaturalis" "The Black book of Faust"
-A Book of the Office of Spirits
-An Excellent booke of the Arte of Magicke
-Cambridge book of Magic
-R. Kieckefer, "Forbidden rites: a necromancer's manual of the fifteenth century"
-Grimoire of Honorius (version of D. Rankine)
-Hygromanteia of Solomon, version Iohannis Maratakis
-Libellus Magicus (found on esotericarchives.com)
-B. Johnson "Necromancy in the Medici Library"
-Skinner "Fourth book of occult philosophy" (anche buona versione di Tyson, le note sono buone, confrontare)
-Skinne - Rankine "Clavis Inferni"
-D. Rankine "The Grimoire of Arthur Gauntlet"
-J. Peterson "Secrets of Solomon"
-J. Augustus Newcomb "Black Pullet"
-The Book of Oberon
-D. Rankine "The Book of Treasure Spirits
-A cunningman Grimoire
-Greer, Warnock "The Picatrix"
-Greer, Warnock "Secrets of Planetary Ritual"
-Peterson, J. "The Clavis or Key to the Magic of Solomon"
-Skinner "Keys to the gateway of magic"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Goetia of Dr. Rudd"
-Skinner, Rankine "The Veritable Key of Solomon"
Thank you that reached the end of this long post. I want to also thank my friends who helped me revise this post and all the authors and persons who helped during my journey.
Tell me what you think about this guide, I am always looking to improve my practice.
Best blessing to you
-Pxan02
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