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Stereotypes - can't live with them, can't live without them
2010.01.30 07:16 markv1 Stereotypes - can't live with them, can't live without them
This is a showcase of all of the stereotypes from around the world. Share your favorites and learn about more!
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2023.03.26 05:10 M1chaelLanz [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is.
Sgt. Handar was speeding toward a colossal metallic ring in the middle of the void. To the average intergalactic citizen, it would have appeared to be another waste of tax credits. The warp ring cost billions to make and only went to a galaxy with one inhabited planet. They were the newest addition to the Intergalactic Federation of United Planets and the council wanted them to feel welcome, thus gifting them a faster way to travel to core worlds.
As Sgt. Handar got closer, he noticed the problem was much bigger than dispatch relayed. There was a single man fighter smashed into one of the security stations. Debris floated around the crash site and there were already two security officers on scene shooting at a fleeing human in a grungy green spacesuit. The human ran along a catwalk and leaped over a barrier to hide.
"What in the Gazorbo are they doing?" Sgt. Handar said, reaching for his radio. "IFPD officer to security at Warp Station Earth, what is your status?"
"We have one human male resisting arrest. Requesting backup," one security officer responded.
Sgt. Handar pulled down the scanner screen in front of his face. He could see his own blue skin and ruby red eyes reflecting back at him for a moment before the scanner turned on and locked onto the human. The readout came back:
Name: Connor Wilkins
Contraband: Acidic content found
Previous Contact: None
"Strange…" Sgt. Handar paused for a moment to ponder why a smuggler didn't have any weapons before chiming in on the radio again. "Hold your fire. He's unarmed. Be advised, suspect has acidic content on his person."
The laser blasts stopped flashing over the human's head and the security officers on the ground rushed his position. Sgt. Handar didn't sit back and enjoy the show, donning his helmet and clicking a button on his seat for the front glass to open up. His fighter had slowed down, but still approached the catwalk at running speed before stopping abruptly at the railing, flinging Sgt. Handar out into the void.
His timing was so impeccable, he didn't hit his head on the opening glass and activated his grav-boots just as he cleared the railing. There was a slight stumble, but didn't break his stride as he walked to the security officers. The security officers both wore white uniforms and based on their lemon shaped helmets, he pegged them for Ninlins. Ninlins were not known for their restraint and it reflected in their treatment of their suspect. One security officer was zapping Connor in the back with his stun baton, while the other kneeled on his shoulder. Neither noticed the suspect clawing at his helmet.
Sgt. Handar acted immediately, ripping a strip of orange roll adhesive on his belt. "Move aside! Can't you see he has a helmet breach?"
The security officer with the baton stopped shocking the man and backed away, indifferent about what happened next. The other moved aside so Sgt. Handar could apply the adhesive over the helmet. The suspect stopped resisting and took deep labored breaths after narrowly escaping certain death. Connor looked up at him with fear that more punishment was in store for him.
"Mr. Wilkins, I am Sgt. Handar with the IFPD. Can you tell me why you were running from security?"
"They were shooting at me."
"Before that, sir."
"I'm telling you. It was unprovoked. I crashed my ship into the warp and once I was able to get out, they tried to kill me."
Sgt. Handar offered him a hand up. "You don't see how crashing into a tower makes you look like the aggressor here?"
"I said it was an accident. My ship wasn't slowing down fast enough."
"Don't believe him. He tried to kill us," the security officer with the baton said.
"I am telling you, I didn't."
Sgt. Handar wanted to believe Connor, but it wouldn't be the first time a smuggler had a smooth tongue and a convincing story. He needed to dig deeper to uncover the truth.
"Alright, Mr. Wilkins. Can you tell me why you came to the warp station today?"
"I was going to visit my niece who is working on Fremlin. She was going to give me a new ship that didn't act up all the time."
"What were you going to give her in return?"
"I was going to give her my fighter…but now…" Connor looked over his shoulder at the heap of junk still embedded into the station.
"Did you have any other business on Fremlin?"
"Nope. Just family. Why do you ask?"
"Just trying to figure out why you are trying to smuggle acid through the warp," Sgt. Handar said, waiting for Connor's expression to change. It was a gotcha moment for him, but not for the human.
"Acid? I don't have any acid."
"Stop trying to lie. My scan picked up a caustic substance on you."
Connor patted down his gear and gave him a twirl. "I don't have any acid on me. Where would it be?"
"Inside you. We get space mules all the time in other sectors."
Connor put his hands up, realizing what the scan picked up. "Woah woah woah. Wait. Do you mean stomach acid?"
"Is that where you put it? In your stomach?"
"No. Stomach acid is normal in humans. We all have it."
Sgt. Handar pulled out his handcuffs. "Turn around, Mr. Wilkins. You are under arrest."
"Smuggling acid and lying to a police officer. If you are going to be out in the void, you need to follow our laws."
"I'm not smuggling acid. Every human has it to digest solid food."
"Now I have officially heard everything. Next you're going to tell me you eat solid food."
"Um…Sergeant?" one of the security officers said timidly.
Sgt. Handar turned to him. "Yes?"
"They actually do eat solid food. A small flightless bird is a delicacy down there. I think they call them chickens."
The other security officer slapped his compatriot on the back of the helmet. "No you dumb dumb, they are called penguins. Humans eat them by the tons."
Sgt. Handar looked back at the human who just nodded along. His lack of knowledge on humans was showing. That's what I get for not studying the local inhabitants before deployment.
Before he could place the cuffs on Connor, dispatch chimed in.
"Dispatch to Unit 177. Station three received a distress signal of ship malfunction before crashing into station two. Video has been verified and sent to your helmet. What is your status?"
Sgt. Handar saw the footage show up on his helmet along with flight data. There was a malfunction on the boosters. It was a miracle the ship slowed down at all, let alone caused no casualties. Connor was telling the truth. He sighed in defeat, realizing the best charge against Connor would never stand up in court.
"It is 10-2. Will update after I wrap up here," he responded and then addressed the human. "You are free to go, Mr. Wilkins. You will need to file a claim of accident with the station security officers here. Do you have anyone to come and pick you up?"
"You are just letting him go? After what he did!" both security officers said in unison.
"Station three confirmed it was an accident. He hasn't committed any crimes, seeing as stomach acid, I assume, is exempt from the controlled substance transport statute given their biology."
The security officers didn't argue and escorted Connor back to the station. Sgt. Handar took a moment to absorb the picturesque disaster before him. Debris floated above the three, obscuring the damaged station with a new addition smashed into it. He chuckled to himself and shook his head.
"At least I'm not the cleanup crew."
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2023.03.26 04:42 ChicoSuaveIII MOANING AND GROANING -- a poem by Bill Kochman
2023.03.26 04:36 RegularInevitable915 i blew up on my friend/roommate a few months ago and we haven't talked since.
i (23M) live with my boyfriend (26M) and one of his best friends (23M), who is the main subject here and we'll call "James." James and i have known each other since my boyfriend and i got together around 5 years ago, though we never saw each other much until we decided that he could move in with us around 2020-2021 since he needed a place to stay. over those past few years i have really tried my best to be there for him and make myself available, include him in potential plans i make, even just sitting down with him and talking with him because i know he gets lonely sometimes, and i don't do these things any more or less than i do with my other friends. but even after all these years of trying to form a closer bond and be a good friend, he puts in absolutely zero effort. i have tried to invest in our friendship but i dont receive literally anything in return. one day a few months ago i sent him a long angry message while he was at work, which he of course did not respond to well. i regretted it immediately after and apologized, because i recognize that was not the right way to go about it and it was not okay, but my feelings are still hurt and i still think about it sometimes. we haven't spoken at all since then and he's been around less frequently, and even though i'm upset, i still miss the little time we spent every now and then because i do genuinely like him as a person, and i dont get to see my other friends very often. i suppose the advice i am looking for is whether or not there is any salvaging this friendship, or if i just need to move on with my life.
tl;dr: i got into a small fight with my friend/roommate over text because i dont believe he's been a good friend for the past couple years. i apologized, but now we havent spoken for a while and i dont know what to do.
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2023.03.26 04:22 bruh_smacks What to do about current life situations?
I just presented my first lab report for my junior physics lab, and it went incredibly fucking poorly. My instructor said a lot of things, but he said a few things that really hit me hard. The following things are paraphrased. He said that I’m not trying hard enough and that I’m just handing in shit. He said that as a junior physics major, I should know a lot more physics and be more knowledgeable but that it seems like I haven’t learned even the most basic of concepts. He said I can’t believe that we’re going to graduate(the department) someone who is so bad at physics. He also said that it seems like I’m going to flunk out of this course and that I don’t really have what it takes to be a scientist. I feel like I’m trying hard but that no matter what I’m doing, it’s just never enough. I love physics, but I realized that I suck at it. I don't want to suck at it tho. Looking at my transcript I see all the B-’s and C’s in my physics classes and I feel like I just dicked around in college. I had another professor talk to me and he said that I need to get my shit together, but I always feel like there's something going on in my personal life that makes everything so much fucking harder.
Speaking of my personal life, it feels like like it’s always going to shit. I try to make friends but everyone always talks down to me. I hear people talk shit behind my back all the time. I have zero friends, just people who barely know me and who I hang out with to not feel lonely. My girlfriend left me for some dude she just met, and I just got over it four months later. I tried talking to girls, but it always ends up going to shit. I had a fling that ended last week because I said I need more time before we become exclusive(we only talked for like two weeks) and then she ghosts me. I have zero rizz and I always fail to get a girl interested in me. My parents and the people in my life always tell me how much I disappoint them or how I’m living up to my potential. No matter what I do, I always end up feeling unlovable.
What the hell do I do? I feel like I wasted the past three years. I feel scared and trapped and now my dreams of being a scientist are gone and ruined. What the hell do I do to fix things and show everyone that I have what it takes to be a good physicist? How can I show grad school and myself that I have what it takes? How do I get my personal life to not suck so much? How do I live up to my so-called “potential”? Any piece of advice would help, thanks.
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2023.03.26 00:27 NightSaberX PS5 won't read games or blue-ray discs
This has been the case for a while and I'm sick of having physical games that I want to play but can't. I've tried everything I possible can without taking apart the console because I don't want to damage it. The console reads regular DVDs fine, just not videogames or blue-ray discs. It always comes up with the "unrecognised disc" thing.
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2023.03.25 23:40 paper-bag-spiderman how am I supposed to be
Hi ow am I supposed to be with others. I don't know how to talk to other people. I have a job working with teenagers to try and get them to have better lives and yet I don't know how to be happy. How am I supposed to help others when I don't know how to be happy myself. I'm supposed to lead others to good and healthy lives, to inspire, and no one wants it. People rather wallow in their misery then attempting to try a better way of being. People rarely want help and when they do it's either to hard trusting others to get the help they need or almost impossible finding someone who truly cares. How do you prove to someone that you care. How do you climb over the wall of anger and mistrust that we put around ourselves every day. How .I supposed to be? Or should we all just give in and allow ourselves space to be the awful terrible people we feel ourselves to be in the darkest corners of our minds. Just stop trying to find the light because maybe the light doesn't exist. And yet I want to.hope I want to think love isn't just a word we throw around. It's not just an idea that is written about in a romance novel. But who knows, maybes it's not. Maybe love and goodness are just fun ideas like unicorns and dragons. Maybe it's all a myth and the reality is the very idea I've fought against my whole life is what the world truly is. I've always fought to believe that there has to be more to life than we just live to one day die. I believed that there is meaning and purpose in life but maybe that's just a farce. Maybe there is no purpose. Maybe there is no meaning. Maybe life is supposed to be meaningless crap one day to the next. And if that's the case how am I supposed to be.
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2023.03.25 23:23 StepwiseUndrape574 GTA 6 Sound Effects: Will They Be Even More Realistic?
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