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I don't really care how this is rated in the sub or if JJ sees this, but I'm going to get my own perspective out.
JJ, how you treated Wade Plem was incredibly out of line. I'm not going to suddenly believe you're evil, but I and my fellow fans here are disappointed. I think it's fair for you to address what went on in that thick fucking skull of yours in a video because that's actually quite alarming to see. You're so lucky Wade was such an adult to your shitty behavior, even though you then liked a clip of gnome star on Twitter saying Wade doesn't bring value to you. I hope you address that too. Because that seems like real two-face behavior)
It's actually funny that you never call out Keem when he IS what you were claiming of Wade. Keemstar is just like his rival H3H3 and other influencers in my good ol' nation of USA; poison to your legacy. But he sucks your dick constantly more than his millennial barely legal girlfriends suck his, so it's 0k! It's actually been so hard to defend you and look at you the same for the past year because all you've done is a regress in your own legacy. And that brings me to what I want to say next:
You're being such a hypocrite. You've always praised us as fans and consumers for being honest if we didn't like a product or choice from you, the entertainebusinessman. You called out your brother, Jake Paul, and many others in the past for having yesmen around them, but all you want is yesmen in your space now. It's not even like Wade has hated on you either; he's only ever been skeptical but supportive of you. Unless you got some really good dirt on him, you have nothing to attribute to your shitty behavior on Twitter.
Christ, grow the fuck up, you're nearly 30 and making your enemies seem like rational, intelligent individuals. What the hell is wrong with you? Damn
For me it's a damn shame, cos you've inspired me to have all these dreams and passions, and even if I fail, I'd be okay because at least I would have tried, just like you've done in your time as a superstar. It's so disappointing, You've covered Logan's still unpunished crimes of being a scammer, and now you're getting closer to rats from the sewers of Twitter.
It's like you're back in 2018 with the Clout Gang.
Oh man, I'm so excited to see Dave Chappelle in SWGoH
!!! Normally I shit on CG's art department for abominations like scav rey and not having a version of Zori Bliss with her helmet off, but in this case, the likeness to Dave is uncanny. They really knocked it out of the park on this one. Well done, CG!
So let's look at Cere's kit:
Cere Junda is a Support, Scoundrel, Unaligned Force User,
. I admit I've only played about half of Unaligned Force User: Fallen Order, but I'm pretty sure Cere wasn't any kind of leader in that. Maybe she turns it around in the second half. Although I am still slightly concerned that she's just a supporting character. Because Cal is also
a supporting character. Does that mean the guy who looks like a spider cross-bred with the Cheshire Cat and voiced by the ghost of John Candy is the main character? Fucking bonkers. I can't wait to play the rest of the game and see how that plot twist takes shape! Basic: Keep Fighting Deal Physical damage to target enemy. All Unaligned Force User allies gain Tenacity Up for 2 turns and all allies gain Accuracy Up for 2 turns.
This is pretty straightforward. It would have been funnier if it was "Keep Firing, Assholes" but I get that SWGoH is a family game (sort of... it's full of gambling which should make it 18 plus. Our laws suck), so they don't want any swearing in it. That what's it's like when you work at fucking Mouschewitz, am I right? SPECIAL 1: Force Barrier All allies gain 10% bonus Protection for 2 turns. Gain an additional 5% bonus Protection for each active Jedi ally and 10% bonus Protection for each active Dark Side or Light Side Unaligned Force User ally for 2 turns. All Unaligned Force User allies gain Defense Up for 2 turns. The weakest Dark Side or other Light Side Unaligned Force User ally gains Damage Immunity for 1 turn.
So lots of protection up, more so for jedi, and super duper more so for unaligned force users, who also get defense up. And one of those lucky unaligned folks gets damage immunity. Siiiick.
Also, let's be completely honest: There is no scenario in which you're running Cere with anyone who isn't an unaligned force user. Okay, one
scenario, which is that you're a goddamn moron. Outside of that edge case, I don't even know why they put jedi text in this ability. Like... my jedi are fucking busy
dude. Or busy fucking, am I right Anakin? He may not be granted the rank of master, but that's because he doesn't need to master... you know what - this whole screed just went way too blue. No one needs star wars dicks.
I mean it. We don't need them
. I swear these are not sponsored posts
Okay, back to more serious business involving space wizards and laser swords
. Seriously click that last link. I swear it's safe for work. You can thank me later. That guy is amazing. SPECIAL 2: Determined Assault Deal Physical damage to target enemy, plus bonus damage equal to 10% of the target's Max Health (max 200%) for each turn an enemy has taken during this encounter. This ability starts on cooldown and can't be evaded. All Unaligned Force User allies gain Defense Penetration Up for 3 turns. The weakest other Light Side Unaligned Force User ally recovers 50% Health.
Again, this is just better and better for UFUs (which I did originally think was like some kind of anime hot chick thing, like maybe a variation on uwu, which I still don't fully understand
. I'm sorry gang. I'm 44 now and that makes me officially cheugy AF). Also, the damage on this ability ramps up as the enemies take their turns, so that's good, I guess? Cere's team is NOT about that TM train. Instead, it's more about getting absolutely shit on and then turning around and playing the uno reverse card on a motherfucker. I sure hope it works! UNIQUE 1: Unity Through Adversity At the start of battle, Cere gains 20% Tenacity for each Dark Side Unaligned Force User ally, 20% Max Protection for each other Light Side Unaligned Force User ally, and 20% Defense for each Jedi ally. If all allies are Dark Side or Light Side Unaligned Force Users and there are no Galactic Legend allies at the start of battle: At the end of each of her turns, Cere's cooldowns are increased by 1. Whenever an enemy takes a turn, her cooldowns are decreased by 1.
Oh look, Jedi do something again. NO ONE CARES, CG.
I swear to god Zareth is gonna make up some sick fucking team that's just Cere and like 4 jedi and it's gonna stomp the shit out of the entire world and I'm going to look like a giant ass clown but until that happens, I'm dying on the hill that Jedi are worthless on this team and CG needs to stop trying to make "fetch" a thing. All the first half of this really says is Cere is tough to kill if her allies are UFUs.
I'm sorry, I can't say UFU without thinking of adorable anime star wars
In the second half of this ability, things get really interesting. If everyone
on your team is a UFU
, then Cere's abilities do weird shit. Namely, her abilities don't lose cooldown when she takes a turn, but instead only lose cooldown when enemies
take their turns. Cere's entire kit is set up so that enemies take lots of turns and Cere takes very few, so this is a net win that should ideally result in every one of Cere's abilities being usable every time she takes a turn! LEADER: Rekindle (Zeta, Omicron) All allies have +20% Defense, Max Health, and Max Protection, doubled for Unaligned Force User allies. At the start of each encounter, all Unaligned Force User and Jedi allies gain Protection Up (50%) and Tenacity Up for 2 turns. If all allies are Dark Side or Light Side Unaligned Force Users and there are no Galactic Legend allies at the start of battle: Until an ally takes their first turn, whenever an enemy starts their turn, all Unaligned Force User allies gain 5% Critical Chance, Critical Damage, and Offense (stacking) until the end of battle. While allies have Accuracy Up, they have +50% Critical Damage. All other Unaligned Force User allies gain 5% Turn Meter whenever another Unaligned Force User ally takes damage from an enemy.
Cere does something for non-UFU characters, but does WAY MORE OF IT for UFUs
!!! And that way more is health, protection, and defense. Also CG is still trying to make fetch a thing
. As before, Part 2 is where blonde haired, blue eyed, baby jesus says "now this is podracing" (1 Samuel 28:7
)! What this means is that your UFUs
gain bonus stats every time an enemy goes before the first one of them. Okay, that sounds confusing. It's like this: Enemy turns before your first turn are all stat multipliers for all of your guys. So if the enemy goes 1 time and then you go, your whole team gets +5% crit chance, crit damage, and offense. But if the enemy goes, say, 20 times before your first guy goes, then your whole team gets +100% crit chance, crit damage, and offense. And if the enemy goes 50 times
before your first guy goes... you lose the fight because you're fucking dead.
I'm very curious to see how this works out in real play. While in Grand Arenas: If all allies are Dark Side or Light Side Unaligned Force Users and there are no Galactic Legend allies at the start of battle: All allies gain 30% Max Health and Max Protection and are immune to Ability Block and Daze. At the start of each encounter, all Unaligned Force User and Jedi allies gain Protection Up (75%) instead. For each instance of damage any Unaligned Force User ally deals to an enemy, they gain 10% Offense (stacking) for 2 turns. Until an ally takes their first turn, whenever an enemy starts their turn all Unaligned Force User allies gain an additional 10% Critical Chance, Critical Damage, and Offense (stacking) until the end of battle. Whenever an ally dispels a debuff, they recover 15% Health and Protection and gain Advantage for 2 turns. Whenever an ally dispels a buff, they recover 15% Health and Protection and at the end of their turn, they gain Foresight for 2 turns.
Holy fuck why is there more?
Okay, I read it all, and this just makes your UFUs
go "brrrr." There's not really anything you need to know or do differently from if you didn't have that omicron text. It's good though. Probably worth getting for GAC.
Seriously that guy Derek Laufman's art is outstanding. Props, dude. Dave Chappelle would definitely fuck his couch.
if you missed it, here's my translation of Cal Kestis' kit: https://www.reddit.com/SWGalaxyOfHeroes/comments/11lcb2k/near_as_i_can_tell_cal_kestis_kit_reveal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3