Amai Odayaka

Week 1

Week one there will be a little newspaper that is going to be put up, possibly outside of the school. This newspaper will be sold to everyone and will hint to you about the second rival!
The newspaper consists of Amai apologizing for being sick on the first week and saying she is making a bake sale to raise money for her mothers bakery!

Week 2, Monday

• You can find Amai inside of the cooking club and can ask her if she needs any help with the food she is preparing.
• She will be excited and say she is thankful for you asking. She states that she underestimated how many people would order food and due to being ill last week didn't manage to cook as much food as she would've liked.
• She says the bake sale money is a surprise for her mother so she also didn't want to ask her mother to bake for her as she felt it would be unfair and ruin the surprise.
• She says the cooking club are setting up in the middle of the school grounds so she is working by herself, she asks you to help her cook. Saying she will even step in and help you if needed.
• If you reject, she will be upset but understanding. From here you can push her into a makeshift freezer they have on site which can be a cheap way of killing her instantly.

A secondary way of killing Amai could be to use the screwdriver inside of the science club, distract her by giggling to get her to move and then mess with the cooker for it to blow up in her face. Just a secondary simple killing method for Amai also.

• If you accept, you can equip a spare apron which puts you into a little "cooking mama" minigame where you need to cook a strawberry shortcake. Amai will speak you through a step by step minigame on how to bake the strawberry shortcakes.
• Amai will proceed to have a phone call around 9:00am at the back of the school next to the cooking club window, if you spy on the conversation she will talk to her mother about how her baking is going and give you a code "17928".

​

Tuesday

• Tuesday is pretty not eventful. You will see Amai selling stuff in the middle of the school or maybe in a new building like a canteen.
• You can get everyone away from here and try to poison the food, which is a quick way to eliminate her but this will be difficult.
• Instead you can go snooping around inside of the draws of her classroom, this will give you access to the location of her mothers bakery.
• You can take a picture of the paper to unlock a new place you can go to.

Tuesday Night

• After looking at the picture at home, you have access to go to Amai's mothers bakery.
• The front door is locked and obviously has alarms so you need a way to access the bakery.
• You can jump over either a fence or hedge to gain access to the back of the bakery.
• At the back of the bakery you realise Amai's Mother and some guy are talking, you need a distraction.
• Looking around you can find a toy shop with the back door open, you can quietly sneak in and pick up "bang snaps" that are being sold on the front counter. You can use these to distract them.
• You can find a bunch of rocks lying around, picking one of these up means you can knock either one of them out if need be without killing them.
• At the back of the bakery will be a locked box with a combination that is needed. Players will need to imput said locked code to be able to gain access to shut down the alarm system, this is done every morning when Amai's mother comes into work anyways.
• If you remember Amai had a convo with her mother about resetting the password for her and it was "17928". Imputting this shuts off the alarm system.
• You can then sneak into the bakery. Feel free to take whatever. Money, Food. Whatever you can get your hands on is up for grabs.
• If you go into the back you can find a safe. Imputting the same code will give you access to all of Amai's Mothers Yen. Stealing this will mean the mother has gone bankrupt and is out of a job.
• If you managed to poison any of the food from earlier, or at least sabotage the food being made, this means Amai also did not make any money from her sale. Leaving both of them in the red.

Wednesday

• If you didn't sabotage anything but the mothers bakery, wednesday still takes place.
• Amai and one of her cooking club members will have a conversation outside of the cooking club's back wall. You can listen in by leaning against one of the hedge's.
• The member will ask Amai basically why she is standing all by herself, she will admit to the robbery of her mother that happened the day before.
• The member will then go and run to the cooking club, trying to raise money for Amai.
• All day when they are not in class all of them are inside of the club, meaning they wont be roaming the halls with food for people. You can take this time to do whatever, since you are going to be spotted less.
• ( OPTIONAL! ) Use the water bucket method to steal Amai's phone. Take it to Info-Chan so you can steal her passwords to her accounts and then quietly leave the phone either in her club or on her desk for her to find.

Wednesday Night

• Wednesday night you can take the time to leave bad reviews on her mothers bakery website. Bonus points if you do it through Amai's actual account since it deals more damage.
• ( OPTIONAL! ) To deal more damage to Amai you can post on her accounts about how she does or puts disgusting stuff into the food at the bakery and inside of school. The bullies will see this and start a rumer about Amai as well as bully her / gossip about her.

Thursday

• In the morning Amai and one of her club members will have a conversation about how she is leaving school early to help her mother since she has permission and her mother is in dire need of help.
• Amai will start making food at school to shorten the load on her poor mother. She will ask two club members to help her with making the food as it's a big task to take on herself.
• Amai will spill some flour on herself so she quickly excuses herself to go change out of her clothes since she neglected to put on an apron ( or you stole them on Tuesday when you were snooping )
• You can ask Info-Chan for a drop which is emedic poison. This will make people feel really Ill from eating her food.
• You can poison the three different types of food in the club room which amai will then pick up and take with her to see her mother.

Thursday Afternoon

• After school you have the option to either go home or to Amai's bakery.
• You will see some people there, considering Amai advertised her mothers bakery up to this point.
• Some of the bullies will be seen gossiping outside.
• Inside you can see someone from school ( senpai or another student ) ordering from the bakery.
• Amai will recommend a food to this customer, at their request, which you have previously poisoned.
• They will pay for the food and in a rush to eat will take it out of its packaging in front of Amai and take a big yummy bite!
• He will thank Amai because of how yummy the food was and start browsing the shop for more food to buy.
• Start recording <3
• The customer will start to feel very ill and throw up inside of the store, bringing attention to everyone. Amai will go to them..
• "What the hell did you put in this?!"
• The customer will soon pass out, This is a lethal dose of Emedic Poison after all.
• "OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!"
• The police will be called to the bakery due to someone passing out after throwing up. It will garner EVERYONES attention, especially the bullies.
• You are told to leave.

Friday

• Amai will sit alone, eating bento she prepared in school grounds. You can poison them to end her here. If you don't she will eat them while sitting on a seat next to the fountain.
• Musume will approach her.
• Musume will talk about the scene that happened at the bakery. Amai, shocked after seeing how someone could know about this so quickly, realises it's plastered ALL over social media. From her account ( If you got her password )
• Amai will respond by FLIPPING. OUT. She attempts to bribe Musume not to tell anyone with food, after the food getting rejected she tells Musume to not tell anyone. Pleads with her even.
• Senpai will reject her, especially after what has been floating around.

Friday Night

• You go back to the bakery. Investigators are surrounding the place.
• You can talk to them. They are not friendly. They won't let you pass.
• You can walk into an allyway next to a toy store to gain access to some fake cosplay masks that you can use for the crime, considering there's now cameras.
• You see a person in the allyway.
• You can walk up to this person and assault them ( Punch them in the face ) They will start screaming for help.
• Obviously the investigators will go and see what the issue is. Asking if the person saw your face. She will state you were wearing a mask. You can place the mask back inside of the toy store after you are done making the scene.
• The police will continue asking questions, totally distracted by what happened.
• While this is happening you can hop the fence / bush to gain access to the back. This time there is no need to re-enter the code since you have proved you already know it. You shut down the Alarm system again. Also shutting down the cameras in the process.
• You can go inside of the bakery and make a mess. Breaking things, tearing shit up. Doing whatever is in your power. The police will run to attempt to catch you, which places you in a little minigame where you need to escape the bakery without being caught by the police.

Monday - Week 3

• The start of week 3, You can overhear either Amai talking about her bakery ( If you wish to remove her from the game ) or you can start Kizana's elimination.
• Going with Amai, she says she wishes to get her reputation back so she can keep the bakery alive.
• She says she will be leaving school for the week so she can try and gain reputation of her bakery back.
• You can buy a "suspicious phone number" from Info-Chan. You can stand at the back of the gym to make the call since nobody really goes there.
• You can use the money you stole to buy something off of him. Rats. Many of them. As well as maggots and worms. You inform him you wish for them to be let loose / placed inside of the bakery as well as on top of food.
• He tells you a code which will allow him to know it's you. The code is "Bakers Dozen of Roaches", considering that's basically what you're ordering.
• "I don't know how many I need, just bring a whole case of 'em. A "bakers dozen" *hehe*"

Monday Afternoon

• You can walk into a little section of the town behind buildings, this gives you access to a guy known as "Suspicious Person". He will only talk to you if you give him the code, which he tells you in the phone call. If you click the correct answer between four different names to select, he will talk to you. If not he will scoff and push you away. Annoyed someone as low as yourself is wasting his damn time. Saying "is this some kind of joke?".

Monday Cutscene

• After this you will see a cutscene of a guy with a clipboard walking into the bakery and talking to Amai. He states his name and that he is a journalist that works as a restaurant inspector and he is inspecting the bakery today.
• Amai will state she co-owns the bakery and her mother is the owner.
• The guy says he wishes to start with the food quality, as he heard that someone passed out due to it.
• Amai will give him a couple select bits of food, which of course include dead rats and live worms.
• He doesn't notice this as he eats it all, stating it has a "unique squishy texture" and was "delicious and warm".
• Amai will be so happy he enjoyed the dish she prepared, sighing in relief at the fact at least SOMEONE enjoyed her cooking. Knowing that if she does well her reputation will skyrocket yet again due to his review.
• The guy asks to inspect hygiene as well as the kitchen itself. The food at the front is fine. Amai is REALLY happy now.
• He walks into the kitchen. You see a cutscene of multiple pots and pans smothered in animal blood and worms. Rats, Live, running around the kitchen. Jars and Crates of rodents and worms as well as larvae scattered around the kitchen. It really looks like she was baking animals into her food and that is why someone passed out because of it.
• The screen cuts to black as you hear not only Amai but the investigator scream in horror.

​

Afterwards

There is another cutscene of Amai crying her eyes out as she is scolded by the investigator. Not only did he leave such a disgusting review of the bakery but he shut it down, seeming it unfit to be cooking food inside of. Amai's mother was also arrested and she was forced out of town due to the findings inside of her kitchen.

There are many weapon and armor prefixes that go hand in hand like aristrocrat, gourmand/overeater, juggernaut/vanguard, bloodied/unyielding some combos are better than other but at least there is a choice to do it. Now junkies is as good as aristrocrat for damage but you get the negative effects from the addictions so why not make junkies armor prefix that gives you for example 2% movement and reload speed per addiction (up to 5 addictions) or 1% for damage resistance.
BRING BACK JUNKIES META!
*sits on top of stockpile of god rolls for junkies*

So Chapter 79 is a banger but to me it is solely gonna rely on the extent of Eida’s reality power and how long it will lead Boruto to being out casted.
The only potential issue or plot hole with Eida’s power is if it’s more of mass genjutsu than actually reality bending. Like if it’s simply just altered memories then the village should figure out Boruto is Naruto’s son in like a few days realistically bc there should be millions of pictures and records of him since he was a baby as Naruto’s son. I wish kishi gave a little panel showing a family picture or some physical footprint of Boruto changing to Kawaki to clarify this before a hiatus. This could also relate to training as Kawaki doesn’t know how to do any of Naruto or Hinata jutsu and thus the entire training arc with Sasuke would have to be erased from reality if Kawaki being Naruto’s son/Sasuke master were to make sense or even weirder Naruto should be known by the new reality as someone with Kawaki’s science like powers being jutsu instead of Raesengan.
The other issue is that if it’s ONLY just switching Boruto and Kawaki around then Boruto could just retell specific memories with his people to get them to start thinking. Ideally they’d have to slightly alter the past real events beyond just character switching such that Boruto couldn’t just retell what happen as if he were the now Kawaki (for example telling Himawari a story of them when they were young). If kishi doesn’t address this tho ig it’s somewhat slidable since I guess theoretically the village can act like Boruto has some power to access their memories though it’s be very sus or they could make the pace too fast for Boruto to have the time to explain himself.
But even if this part of Eida power was addressed how I’d want it to be, based on current foreshadowing Boruto still has Sasuke headband which seems like it’s gonna play a role. I can see this only going 3 ways.
1) This should be one of the only if not the only thing that isn’t completely changed by reality. For example, Boruto black/pink clothes shouldn’t ever have been Kawakis clothes in the new reality but the headband has to have been Kawaki’s in past memory according to the new reality. And then Kawaki has to somehow explain that Boruto stole it from him which causes suspicion.
2) Sasuke doesn’t even think the headband was ever his until later down the series he had some insane backup plan that triggers his memory of the original reality of the headband so he had a lead to believe Boruto is the son.
3) Sasuke doesn’t need the headband and just trusts Sarada using Sharingan/her memories or has something he had in place to combat the reality switch somehow. That way he just leaves the village with Boruto, which won’t be shocking for villagers considering lot of them despise him for 3rd Great War events.
Also, I think outside of Boruto, Kawaki, Eida, Naruto, and Hinata, the only current non-npc people who should know about the real reality are Sarada and Sumire. It would be kinda lame for Himawari to know but it’s possible bc if Sarada and Sumire are unaffected bc of distant Otsuski blood connection then she should be unaffected too. I really hope it’s not a “love trope” reason they are immune to Eida bc that would make for an unneeded, boring love triangle becoming even more important than it already is that I can’t see Kishi writing well.
As for the next chapters, I really hope that Code comes along in the next few chapters/big event with his army and Kawaki saves the village as the new “hero” since he still wants to village to be safe as Naruto’s built it. They need to emphasise that Kawaki plays borutos role as a typical mc and “hero” well atleast according to the village and is reaping benefits of not being an outsider. This would make Kawaki seem like an insane hero giving him a Naruto-Pain arc moment and further build his rep in the village and more importantly rebuild his rep with the readers since then technically both Boruto and Kawaki saved the village even without reality switching aspects. This also makes it harder to view Kawaki as completely bad once the original reality is found out by the village.
On the other hand, I’d love to see Boruto struggle at first at being a lone wolf and eventually get better at it to highlight his development and riches to rags story. He can’t be cold and cool about going solo from the get-go like Sasuke. He needs a spoiled-rich-kid-faces-reality wrong moment instead of just easily walking alone but just angry.
This allows for a cool parallel where both guys can mirror their idols even if they have very different backgrounds.
Also for the love of god better not be some 1-2 chapter fix like all the other big events such as Naruto Baryon mode or Borutos first death. They need to make game changer stay a game changer.

File - Journal Entry Report - Elias Dexter
Species - Human
Date Stamp - December 2, 3023, Standard Union Time
Location - TAS LockHaven, in deep space
​
The Union accepted our plea for a war declaration. We should have been happy, right? The truth is none of us were happy. Video footage of the Grim’s attack on our expedition spread through the Union media like a wildfire. It was practically impossible not to see it. The Union stated there was going to be a mandatory draft. Something like that didn’t affect us, the Terran Alliance had already met their quota within a week after the draft announcement.
I was already a First Lieutenant in the Terran Alliance’s Army, so any draft already didn’t apply to me. It just meant the most likely scenario was our immediate deployment into no man's land. The Terran Alliance, or TA for short, wasted no time drawing up battle plans. While the rest of the Union drafted and trained their militaries, the Terran Alliance, along with the Luthal Commonwealth were set to launch a coordinated preemptive invasion on the Grim territories. Little is actually known about the Grim, other than the fact that they have the ability to consume us. They have some kind of technology that would allow them to drop us out of FTL in a moment's notice.
But I suppose I should start at the beginning of the battle, I’ll try my best to remember as much as I can. During the briefings we were given we were told we were about to take the planets most likely to be their outer worlds. Planet hopping a few of us even called it. The plan was derived from what the old United States did over a millennia ago in one of their major wars. But what most of us overlooked in the history books was how bloody those battles were.
The first mission would put us on a Grim planet you could say bordered the sol system, it was the closest habitable system to sol inside no mans land. The planet, we would later find out, the Grim called Drug. I'm not sure why the Grim gave one of their planets such a bland name but that was the least of our concerns. Our top priority was to eliminate all military assets on and around the planet. We would conduct orbital bombardment to soften up the anti-air defenses we knew had to be there, then we would drop in all sorts of assets. Tanks, armored vehicles, portable command centers, anything we should need in case of a long, drawn out war.
However, our first mistake was assuming we would make it to Drug easily. I know I mentioned we knew about the FTL disruptors, but the TA must've overlooked that key piece of intel. Hell, we all watched the video of Captain Hugh Adam’s crew. They experienced the FTL disruptors first and even warned us about them. Even the commons soldiers knew that.
I was in the mess hall when it happened, attempting to down what I speculated would be my last good meal for the foreseeable future. My closest friends in the service, Christian Newman, and Julian Smith sat across from me on the other side of the table. When the FTL disruptor hit us, there wasn’t much the Inertial dampeners could do to soften the blow. The table, along with myself, flipped over my two friends. I ended up landing on top of the table, which crushed them both. I rolled over, noticing I spilled some of my dinner on myself.
I quickly helped my friends push the table off of them, both of them rubbing parts of their body that the table must have hit. An alarm started blaring just in time for us to regain our sense of reality.
“That’s the battle sirens,” Julian spits out, “Bastards must have intercepted us, they must really not want us to make it to their planet.”
“Whatever, lets just head to the armory, I’ll fucking kill the bastard who made me spill my potatoes all over my uniform,” I mutter. We jog down to the armory and fit ourselves with our vests, knee guards, helmets, and our weapons of choice. Personally, I prefer a rifle, but Julian has always preferred the shotguns. Whenever we would go to the range to practice our shooting, he always boasted about how he puts bigger dents into the targets, especially at close range.
After I finish grabbing the last magazine of ammo I need, I have to push through a dozen other soldiers who need to grab their gear. I walk back out into the hallway, where Julian and Christian are already waiting for me, and secure my final magazine in my vest.
“All units, prepare for a Grim boarding party, I repeat, prepare for a Grim boarding party!” the loudspeaker shouts to all of us. “Grim forces are docking from airlock 3-C on the starboard side!”
Airlock 3-C? That should be right below us, I think to myself.
“Let's go,” Julian shouts to me and Christian. We follow him to the stairwell, where we can already hear intense gunfire.
“God damn it,” Christian says, “How the hell did they catch us with our pants down this far?”
“Relax,” Julian says, as we fly down the stairs. “Let's just focus on getting out of this alive.”
I open the door to the hallway, when we open it, one of our soldiers flies past us and lands hard on his back. When he landed, the three of us could clearly hear the snapping of some kind of bone in his body. The soldier shrieks out in pain. Christian quickly rushes to the soldier, while me and Julian turn our attention to the direction of the airlock.
There has to be two or three dozen Grim already on our ship, with several more barreling their way in. Several dead Grim soldiers blanket the floor in front of the airlock, their fellow soldiers walking over their bodies as if they couldn’t give a second thought about them.
I rest my rifle on a storage crate and begin to unload my ammo onto the Grim soldiers. I attempt to save several Terran soldiers who have gotten themselves cut off from retreating to us, but there is only so much I could do. I watch as one of the Grim appears to absorb one of our dead comrades. It's as if their skin opens up to allow the human into their body, and their body immediately breaks down everything. I put a bullet into the shoulder of one, missing the headshot that I was aiming for. Reinforcements pick off the remaining Grim soldiers from behind. Roughly two dozen soldiers stand on the other side of the dead Grim boarding party. Julian is the first one to point his shotgun in the storage room.
“Get the hell out here you bald headed piece of shit,” he shouts. The Grim soldier walks out with his hands above his head. Amazingly, the wound on his shoulder has healed.
“I shot you,” I shout, “Why the hell isn’t there a gunshot wound on your shoulder?”
The Grim soldier smiles, “It is the energy I stole from one of your pals, my body converts energy much faster this way, and the more energy I have, the quicker my body heals itself.
Julian shrugs, “Alright, let's test that out real quick,” he lowers his shotgun to the Grim’s knee, I grab the barrel of his gun and point it away.
“Relax, we captured one, we can’t go executing prisoners. Just detain him and help gather up our dead and wounded. Me and Christian will help board their ship. Clearly they underestimated us.”
Julian nods in agreement. Clearly watching our fellow soldiers getting eaten like slaughtered cattle was something that bothered him, hell it clearly bothered all of us. But it was clear he needed to process the situation on his own. I glance over to find the other soldiers had already abandoned us, all but two, who detain the Grim soldier while Julian watches.
“Christian,” I say, getting his attention, “me and you will catch up to our boarding party and back them up in the event they need it.” He gives me a nod and we head for the airlock.
The sheer smell of the Grim ship is overwhelming, we can smell it before we even reach the airlock. I quickly clear the airlock, even though Terran soldiers entered less than five minutes ago, we were taught never to assume an area is cleared unless we were the ones who personally cleared it. The other side of the airlock is dark. Given the Grim’s physical appearance, both their lack of body hair and pale body, I estimate the Grim must prefer dark environments. Me and Christian flip down our night vision goggles and enter the ship.
The hallways were probably three or four times the size of ours. It is clear from out initial observations the Grim must really appreciate personal space. We hear a couple of gunshots echo from the left side of the airlock, so we begin to make our way down towards the sound. We quickly pass few rooms, so far all of them appear to be storage rooms.
After another minute or so walking down the hallway, we catch up to the Terran group, who stand posted up aside from a large steel door.
“God damn it Dexter, we almost shot your ass, don't ever sneak up on us like that again,” Sergeant Morgan Chang states. “Several Grim soldiers are barricaded inside this room, the door is too thick for us to open it. What should we do?”
Since I am technically the highest ranking officer among us, It makes sense they would look to me, even if it did catch me off guard. “Honestly, depending how thick the door is, I say we weld their asses in there. But that probably isn’t the smartest tactical solution. Just use some C4 to blow the door in and we’ll just pick them off.”
The soldiers nod in agreement and begin deploying a large amount of C4 to the door. After they are finished, they hand Sergeant Chang the detonator. “These bitches are about to find out exactly why you dont fuck with us,” She says, then she squeezes the detonator, blowing the door inwards. Five pops from Chang’s soldiers, then silence. Myself and Chang enter the room last, with Christian keeping post outside, to inspect the damage.
Six Grim soldiers dead, which is odd because I only remember hearing five shots. “I thought I only heard five shots?” I ask Sergeant Chang.
“That is my fault,” one of her soldiers says with a smile. I look at the nameplate, which reads Fraizer. “They lined themselves up, so I guess one bullet went through both of their skulls,” he says.
After confirming all six Grim soldiers are dead, we move on. We still don’t know much about the layout of the Grim’s ship, but we ignore our ignorance and continue to make our way down the hallway. After another 100 feet or so, we reach the end of the hallway, only a secured door sits at the end of it. I sit back as Chang’s forces follow the same procedure from before to blow the door open.
This time, me and Christian sit back as they clear whatever is on the other side of that door. “Uh, Lieutenant,” I hear Chang’s voice shout, concerningly, “You might want to come take a look at this.”
I leave Christian behind as I enter the doorway. On the other side however, it appears to be some kind of holding center for prisoners. Blue light emits from the shield that holds its prisoners inside. I lift my goggles up to inspect the holding area. Four out of eight cells are in use, and the prisoners are all of the same species. The prisoners appear to be almost rat-like. They seem smaller than us humans, comparable in size to the Luthal.
“Who are you?” I ask one of the creatures, but get no response.
“I already tried that,” Chang replies, “They must not have neural-transmitters like we do, so we probably won't be able to speak with them, unless you have a portable translator device.”
“No, we don’t, we’ll have to get them back to our ship, I’m sure we have something back there,” I reply. “Free them, make sure you make no threatening gestures, if they struggle, then detain them. Our safety comes first, but just remember they are prisoners to a species that eats other creatures by touching them, so they are probably scared.”
Chang’s soldiers nod in agreement and begin smashing the controls to each cell, releasing the blue shield keeping them locked away in their cells. The frightened creatures follow us out of the holding cell.
“All Terran forces fall back to the LockHaven,” We hear over our radios. That order can only mean one of two things. Either the Grim are retreating, or we are. We secured the alien prisoners with cuffs, which I hated to watch Chang and her soldiers do, and began to head back onto the LockHaven. After securing the airlock, we watched the Grim ship disconnect from ours. Out the airlock’s window we could witness our ship and the Grim’s exchanged plasma fire. After we put a good distance between us and the Grim ship, dozens of missiles rocketed towards the Grim ship. The missiles collided in an explosion, leaving only debris where the ship once stood. I look around the space near us to see we were the last ones to ward off our boarding party. I don’t know if we all succeeded, but it definitely looks like we kept most of our fleet intact.
​
Previous

Dutchy Labs (CBD Oil Manufacturing reputed Brand in UK) is offering 30% off across their range of products until the 16/04/2023.
All you need to do is use the code spring30 at checkout. *
This is a great opportunity for you to try some of the products in their range, including itsbest selling CBD Skin Balm.
Dutchy Labs have had some amazing feedback from its clients over the years. They are proud to hold a 5* rating from Trustpilot.
To see some of their reviews, please go to https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/dutchylabs.com
Dutchy Labs has a lot of exciting new products in the pipeline. They can't wait to reveal their new adaptogen range of health supplements, so watch this space!
And in the meantime, enjoy the sunshine as this glorious new season begins!
With love from the Dutchy Labs Team
* CBD Giftboxes not included
Dutchy Labs manufactures organic cbd products 1) CBD Oil for providing relief from anxiety and stress, sleep, inflammation 2) CBD Skin Balm for providing relief from muscle and joint pain relief, skin repair, inflammation 3) CBD Massage Oil for relaxation, skin nourishing and post-workout recovery 4) CBD Roll-On for relief from migraine and immune support, muscle and joint pain relief 5) CBD Breathe Balm for relief from congestion, respiratory issues, persistent coughs
Dutchy Labs manufactures and sells organic cbd oil products which offer relief from anxiety and stress, sleep, inflammation, muscle and joint pain relief, skin repair, inflammation, relaxation, skin nourishing, post-workout recovery, migraine and immune support, muscle and joint pain relief, congestion, respiratory issues, persistent coughs.
Buy Now: https://www.dutchylabs.com/shop/

I accept PayPal and accept Bitcoin. If you got problems PM me here, уou can join Discord server or send me DM to Lernor#3995 in Discord
If you dont find here what you are looking for, feel free to ask. Sometimes Upgrade could be perfectly replaced with a Chain of Upgrades
HOW TO BUY:

1. Please get your RSI verification If troubles occurs, PM me. We can solve this together.
2. Send me a ✉ PM with **ITEM(s)
3. Comment on my store post with "PM'd"

After clearing the payment - please provide your RSI email address + RSI handle to gift the item(s). Gift link will be send to the same e-mail as your PayPal account (if you paid by PayPal). You can log in RSI account registred to any other e-mail and simply click gift link to get item to your hangar.
If you're newcomer, you can register using my referral link STAR-F6R6-H7PN to get 5000 UEC for free.
​

• NOTE: GMT +3 here
• NOTE: *LTI - Means (Life Time Insurance)
• NOTE: **CCUed - (Cross-Chassis-Upgraded) is a ship which was made by upgrading cheap concept ship to the finished ship with upgrades. If you reclaim it - you will get only base ship and all upgrades will be lost (you'll get store credits for it with melt price).
• NOTE: Didn't find what you want? Write PM to me and I'll do everything to find it.
• NOTE: Guide for new users
• NOTE: Gifts cannot be simply returned to sender and refunded due to their nature
• NOTE: All fees are included in prices

_____________________________________________

Buying store credits 55% of MELT by PayPal. You are verified and send ships first. Payment goes second.

SHIPS BY MY SPECIAL OFFER

Type	Name	My price, $	Insurance
Limited	Hull E	$800	120 month
Starter	CUTTER IAE STARTER PACK	$95.00	Lifetime [LTI]
Standalone	Cutter plus Groundswell Paint	$65.00	Lifetime [LTI]
Standalone	C8R Pisces plus Code Blue Paint	$84.00	Lifetime [LTI]

CCUed SHIPS with Life Time Insurance

Title	My Price	Type	Insurance
Polaris	$550.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
A2 Hercules	$550.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Hammerhead	$525.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Nautilus	$575.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Odyssey	$550.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Perseus	$510.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Merchantman	$499.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Carrack	$499.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Carrack BIS	$550.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Orion	$530.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Liberator	$530.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
M2 Hercules	$460.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
600i Explorer	$420.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Hull D	$420.00	Concept	Lifeti
Galaxy	$380.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Prowler	$390.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
600i Touring	$400.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Reclaimer	$399.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Genesis	$400.00	Production	Lifetime [LTI]
C2 Hercules	$350.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Valkyrie	$360.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Hull C	$330.00	Production	Lifetime [LTI]
Endeavor	$330.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Crucible	$330.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Starfarer Gemini	$320.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Caterpillar	$300.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Redeemer	$290.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
MOLE	$290.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Constellation Aquila	$290.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Starfarer	$280.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Eclipse	$280.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Vanguard Harbinger	$280.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Retaliator Bomber	$270.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Vanguard Sentinel	$270.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Blade	$270.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Apollo Medivac	$270.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Vanguard Warden	$250.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Mercury	$240.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Mercury BIS	$260.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Apollo Triage	$265.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Ares Inferno	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Ares Ion	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
400i	$253.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Constellation Andromeda	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Scorpius	$272.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Vanguard Hoplite	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Cutlass Steel	$257.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Railen	$263.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Terrapin	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Defender	$258.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
San'tok.yāi	$258.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Corsair	$253.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Vulcan	$240.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Hurricane	$240.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C-M Super Hornet Heartseeker	$240.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Constellation Taurus	$240.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Sabre Comet	$220.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C-M Super Hornet	$210.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Freelancer MIS	$220.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Cutlass Blue	$220.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C Hornet Wildfire	$220.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Khartu-Al	$200.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Sabre	$200.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Gladiator	$220.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
A1 Spirit	$205.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
E1 Spirit	$190.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
C1 Spirit	$160.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Prospector	$183.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Razor EX	$183.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Freelancer MAX	$178.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Retaliator	$178.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Razor LX	$178.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
SRV	$178.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Mantis	$178.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Expanse	$178.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Razor	$186.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C-R Hornet Tracker	$183.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Hull B	$183.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Vulture	$218.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Ballista	$183.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Freelancer DUR	$173.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Cutlass Red	$173.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
350r	$163.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C-S Hornet Ghost	$163.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
RAFT	$163.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Nova	$154.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Legionnaire	$154.00	Concept	Lifetime [LTI]
Talon	$146.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Talon Shrike	$147.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
F7C Hornet	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Freelancer	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Buccaneer	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Gladius Valiant	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Centurion	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
M50	$147.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Cutlass Black	$147.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Hawk	$147.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Reliant Mako	$143.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]
Gladius	$133.00	Flyable	Lifetime [LTI]

Send me PM

SHIP PACKS

Insurance	Pledge	Title	Ships Included
LTI	$649.00 / 5	Package - Entrepreneur Pack
6	$498.00 / 5	Packs - Ground Militia Pack	Spartan, Ballista, Nova, 2 x Cyclons Standalone ships
12	$464.00 / 3	Packs - CDF Rally in Stanton Pack	Arrow, Hurricane, Sabre Standalone ships
120	$399.00 / 2	Packs - Dual Enforcers Pack	Scorpius + Mantis Standalone ships
120	$499.00 / 2	Packs - Swords of Fortitude - IAE	Ares Ion + Ares Inferno Standalone ships
12	$749.00 / 3	Packs - CDF Call to Arms Pack	Eclipse, Gladiator, Retaliator Bomber Standalone ships
120	$769.00 / 3	Packs - Ground Assault Pack	M2 Hercules + 2 x Nova Tanks Standalone

UPGRADES

Type	From	To	Insurance	My Price
Upgrade	Nox	100i		$10.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	125a		$10.00
Upgrade	300i	135c		$10.00
Upgrade	HoverQuad	300i		$60.00
Upgrade	X1 Force	300i		$20.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	300i		$10.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	315p		$10.00
Upgrade	315p	325a		$10.00
Upgrade	Nova	350r		$10.00
Upgrade	Railen	400i	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Railen	400i		$50.00
Upgrade	Prowler	600i Explorer	120	$35.00
Upgrade	600i Touring	600i Explorer		$80.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	600i Explorer		$450.00
Upgrade	C2 Hercules	600i Touring		$70.00
Upgrade	Khartu-Al	A1 Spirit		$10.00
Upgrade	Carrack Expedition w/C8X	A2 Hercules		$125.00
Upgrade	Hammerhead	A2 Hercules		$50.00
Upgrade	Nautilus	A2 Hercules		$50.00
Upgrade	Perseus	A2 Hercules		$150.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Apollo Medivac		$30.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Apollo Medivac		$30.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Steel	Apollo Triage		$30.00
Upgrade	Constellation Andromeda	Apollo Triage		$20.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Hoplite	Apollo Triage		$30.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Steel	Ares Inferno		$30.00
Upgrade	Constellation Taurus	Ares Inferno		$80.00
Upgrade	Constellation Andromeda	Ares Inferno		$20.00
Upgrade	Scorpius	Ares Inferno		$20.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Steel	Ares Ion		$30.00
Upgrade	Constellation Andromeda	Ares Ion		$20.00
Upgrade	Scorpius	Ares Ion		$20.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	Avenger Stalker		$10.00
Upgrade	325a	Avenger Titan Renegade		$10.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Avenger Warlock		$10.00
Upgrade	Freelancer DUR	Ballista		$10.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Red	Ballista		$10.00
Upgrade	RAFT	Ballista		$30.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Blade		$30.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Blade		$30.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Black	Buccaneer		$20.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Black	C1 Spirit		$20.00
Upgrade	Hull C	C2 Hercules	120	$50.00
Upgrade	Starfarer Gemini	C2 Hercules		$80.00
Upgrade	Redeemer	C2 Hercules		$150.00
Upgrade	Valkyrie	C2 Hercules		$50.00
Upgrade	Mustang Gamma	C8R Pisces	120	$10.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	C8R Pisces	120	$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora LX	C8X Pisces Expedition	120	$10.00
Upgrade	M2 Hercules	Carrack	120	$80.00
Upgrade	M2 Hercules	Carrack		$100.00
Upgrade	Orion	Carrack		$50.00
Upgrade	Eclipse	Caterpillar	120	$30.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Caterpillar	120	$70.00
Upgrade	Redeemer	Caterpillar		$10.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Caterpillar		$99.00
Upgrade	400i	Caterpillar		$160.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Caterpillar		$140.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Harbinger	Caterpillar		$80.00
Upgrade	Gladius	Centurion		$20.00
Upgrade	Prospector	Constellation Andromeda		$100.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Constellation Andromeda		$330.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Constellation Andromeda		$320.00
Upgrade	Gladiator	Constellation Taurus		$50.00
Upgrade	Gladius	Constellation Taurus		$200.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Constellation Taurus		$230.00
Upgrade	Terrapin	Corsair	120	$30.00
Upgrade	Defender	Corsair	120	$30.00
Upgrade	Vulcan	Corsair		$30.00
Upgrade	Redeemer	Crucible		$50.00
Upgrade	Starfarer Gemini	Crucible		$20.00
Upgrade	Spartan	Cutlass Black		$40.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Cutlass Black		$50.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Cutlass Black		$40.00
Upgrade	Khartu-Al	Cutlass Blue		$10.00
Upgrade	Sabre	Cutlass Blue		$10.00
Upgrade	Gladius	Cutlass Red		$90.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Cutlass Red		$120.00
Upgrade	Vulcan	Cutlass Steel		$35.00
Upgrade	Arrow	Cyclone AA		$10.00
Upgrade	125a	Cyclone MT	120	$15.00
Upgrade	325a	Cyclone MT		$10.00
Upgrade	Dragonfly Black	Cyclone MT		$70.00
Upgrade	300i	Cyclone RC		$10.00
Upgrade	300i	Cyclone RN		$10.00
Upgrade	300i	Cyclone TR		$10.00
Upgrade	Hurricane	Defender		$25.00
Upgrade	F7C-M Super Hornet Heartseeker	Defender		$25.00
Upgrade	MPUV C	Dragonfly Black		$10.00
Upgrade	Razor	E1 Spirit		$10.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Sentinel	Eclipse	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Harbinger	Eclipse		$20.00
Upgrade	Caterpillar	Endeavor		$40.00
Upgrade	Starfarer Gemini	Endeavor		$20.00
Upgrade	Razor	Expanse		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C-R Hornet Tracker	Expanse		$20.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	F7C Hornet		$70.00
Upgrade	Khartu-Al	F7C Hornet Wildfire		$10.00
Upgrade	Prospector	F7C-M Super Hornet	120	$25.00
Upgrade	A1 Spirit	F7C-M Super Hornet		$10.00
Upgrade	Freelancer MIS	F7C-M Super Hornet		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C-M Super Hornet	F7C-M Super Hornet Heartseeker	$30.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Red	F7C-R Hornet Tracker		$10.00
Upgrade	Nova	F7C-S Hornet Ghost		$10.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Black	Freelancer		$20.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Freelancer		$60.00
Upgrade	F7C-S Hornet Ghost	Freelancer DUR		$20.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Red	Freelancer MAX	120	$15.00
Upgrade	Razor	Freelancer MAX		$10.00
Upgrade	Khartu-Al	Freelancer MIS		$10.00
Upgrade	ROC	G12		$10.00
Upgrade	300i	G12a		$10.00
Upgrade	ROC	G12r		$10.00
Upgrade	Valkyrie	Genesis		$25.00
Upgrade	Prospector	Gladiator		$20.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Gladius		$30.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Black	Gladius Valiant		$20.00
Upgrade	Merchantman	Hammerhead	120	$99.00
Upgrade	Odyssey	Hammerhead		$50.00
Upgrade	Reliant Mako	Hawk		$10.00
Upgrade	Gladius	Hawk		$20.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Herald		$10.00
Upgrade	300i	Hull A		$60.00
Upgrade	Arrow	Hull A		$30.00
Upgrade	RAFT	Hull B		$30.00
Upgrade	Freelancer DUR	Hull B		$10.00
Upgrade	Starfarer Gemini	Hull C		$20.00
Upgrade	C2 Hercules	Hull D		$100.00
Upgrade	Prowler	Hull D		$20.00
Upgrade	F7C-M Super Hornet	Hurricane		$30.00
Upgrade	Constellation Taurus	Hurricane		$10.00
Upgrade	Sabre Comet	Hurricane		$20.00
Upgrade	Prospector	Khartu-Al		$30.00
Upgrade	Gladiator	Khartu-Al		$10.00
Upgrade	Talon	Legionnaire		$10.00
Upgrade	M2 Hercules	Liberator		$110.00
Upgrade	600i Explorer	M2 Hercules		$65.00
Upgrade	Gladius	M50		$20.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Red	Mantis	120	$15.00
Upgrade	M2 Hercules	Merchantman		$130.00
Upgrade	600i Explorer	Merchantman		$350.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Steel	Mercury	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Hoplite	Mercury	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Corsair	Mercury		$20.00
Upgrade	Constellation Andromeda	Mercury		$40.00
Upgrade	Apollo Triage	Mercury		$20.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Mercury		$210.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Mercury		$360.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Harbinger	MOLE	120	$25.00
Upgrade	300i	Mustang Delta		$10.00
Upgrade	Perseus	Nautilus		$100.00
Upgrade	Cutlass Black	Nova		$35.00
Upgrade	Talon	Nova		$10.00
Upgrade	Talon Shrike	Nova		$10.00
Upgrade	M50	Nova		$40.00
Upgrade	Ranger TR	Nox		$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora LN	Nox		$10.00
Upgrade	Dragonfly Black	Nox		$10.00
Upgrade	Carrack	Odyssey		$200.00
Upgrade	Perseus	Odyssey		$50.00
Upgrade	M2 Hercules	Orion		$110.00
Upgrade	Merchantman	Perseus		$50.00
Upgrade	Carrack	Perseus		$150.00
Upgrade	Carrack w/C8X	Perseus		$110.00
Upgrade	Hammerhead	Polaris		$50.00
Upgrade	Perseus	Polaris		$95.00
Upgrade	Ballista	Prospector	120	$15.00
Upgrade	Cyclone MT	Prospector		$160.00
Upgrade	C2 Hercules	Prowler		$40.00
Upgrade	Reclaimer	Prowler		$80.00
Upgrade	600i Touring	Prowler		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C Hornet	RAFT		$30.00
Upgrade	Defender	Railen		$10.00
Upgrade	Terrapin	Railen		$10.00
Upgrade	San'tok.yДЃi	Railen		$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora MR	Ranger CV		$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora MR	Ranger RC		$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora LX	Ranger TR		$10.00
Upgrade	MPUV C	Ranger TR		$10.00
Upgrade	Ballista	Razor		$10.00
Upgrade	Freelancer MAX	Razor EX		$10.00
Upgrade	Razor	Razor LX		$10.00
Upgrade	Valkyrie	Reclaimer		$50.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Hoplite	Redeemer		$180.00
Upgrade	Avenger Titan	Reliant Kore		$20.00
Upgrade	Gladius	Reliant Mako		$10.00
Upgrade	Nomad	Reliant Sen		$10.00
Upgrade	325a	Reliant Tana		$10.00
Upgrade	Razor	Retaliator		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C-R Hornet Tracker	Retaliator		$20.00
Upgrade	400i	Retaliator Bomber	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Retaliator Bomber		$30.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Retaliator Bomber		$30.00
Upgrade	325a	ROC-DS		$10.00
Upgrade	Gladiator	Sabre		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C-M Super Hornet	Sabre Comet		$10.00
Upgrade	A1 Spirit	Sabre Comet		$20.00
Upgrade	Hurricane	San'tok.yДЃi		$50.00
Upgrade	Vulcan	San'tok.yДЃi		$40.00
Upgrade	Vulcan	Scorpius		$80.00
Upgrade	Freelancer	Scorpius		$260.00
Upgrade	Arrow	Spartan		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C-R Hornet Tracker	SRV		$20.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Harbinger	Starfarer		$20.00
Upgrade	MOLE	Starfarer Gemini	120	$50.00
Upgrade	Buccaneer	Talon		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C Hornet	Talon		$10.00
Upgrade	Freelancer	Talon Shrike		$10.00
Upgrade	F7C Hornet	Talon Shrike		$10.00
Upgrade	Vulcan	Terrapin		$40.00
Upgrade	Starfarer Gemini	Valkyrie	120	$35.00
Upgrade	Crucible	Valkyrie		$50.00
Upgrade	MOLE	Valkyrie		$120.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Vanguard Harbinger		$30.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Vanguard Harbinger		$30.00
Upgrade	Mercury	Vanguard Harbinger		$50.00
Upgrade	Railen	Vanguard Hoplite		$20.00
Upgrade	400i	Vanguard Sentinel	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Apollo Triage	Vanguard Sentinel	120	$25.00
Upgrade	Vanguard Warden	Vanguard Sentinel		$30.00
Upgrade	Corsair	Vanguard Warden		$20.00
Upgrade	Ares Inferno	Vanguard Warden		$20.00
Upgrade	400i	Vanguard Warden		$20.00
Upgrade	Apollo Triage	Vanguard Warden		$20.00
Upgrade	F7C-M Super Hornet	Vulcan		$40.00
Upgrade	Constellation Taurus	Vulcan		$20.00
Upgrade	Sabre Comet	Vulcan		$30.00
Upgrade	Aurora LX	X1		$10.00
Upgrade	Dragonfly Black	X1 Force		$10.00
Upgrade	Nox	X1 Force		$10.00
Upgrade	Aurora LN	X1 Velocity		$10.00

Send me PM

STANDALONE SHIP

Type	Item	Insurance	Price
Standalone ship	A2 Hercules	120	$ 799,00
Standalone ship	Aurora LN	120	$ 55,00
Standalone ship	C2 Hercules	120	$ 450,00
Standalone ship	Carrack	120	$ 650,00
Standalone ship	M2 Hercules	120	$ 570,00
Standalone ship	M2 Hercules + 2 Nova tanks	120	$ 770,00
Standalone ship	MPUV C	120	$ 50,00
Standalone ship	Mustang Alpha	120	$ 55,00
Standalone ship	Nova	120	$ 150,00
Standalone ship	Nox	120	$ 55,00
Standalone ship	Scorpius	120	$ 260,00
Standalone ship	Scorpius + Mantis	120	$ 400,00
Standalone ship	600i Explorer	24	$ 500,00
Standalone ship	C2 Hercules	24	$ 420,00
Standalone ship	Carrack	24	$ 620,00
Standalone ship	Caterpillar	24	$ 320,00
Standalone ship	Cutlass Black	24	$ 110,00
Standalone ship	Defender	24	$ 250,00
Standalone ship	Freelancer MAX	24	$ 170,00
Standalone ship	Gladius	24	$ 110,00
Standalone ship	Mercury	24	$ 280,00
Standalone ship	MOLE	24	$ 325,00
Standalone ship	Razor	24	$ 165,00
Standalone ship	Reclaimer	24	$ 420,00
Standalone ship	Retaliator Bomber	24	$ 299,00
Standalone ship	Sabre	24	$ 190,00
Standalone ship	Carrack	12	$ 650,00
Standalone ship	Cutlass Red	12	$ 155,00
Standalone ship	Freelancer	12	$ 120,00
Standalone ship	Freelancer DUR	12	$ 155,00
Standalone ship	Freelancer MIS	12	$ 195,00
Standalone ship	Razor	12	$ 165,00
Standalone ship	Razor EX	12	$ 175,00
Standalone ship	Razor LX	12	$ 170,00
Standalone ship	Talon Shrike	12	$ 125,00

Send me PM

SUBSCRIBERS EXCLUSIVE

Type	From	My price, $
Subscribers Exclusive	"Caudillo" Helmets Pack #1 by CC's Conversions	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	"Caudillo" Helmets Pack #2 by CC's Conversions	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	"Caudillo" Helmets Pack #3 by CC's Conversions	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Adventurer Collection by Element Authority	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Atzkav 'Deadeye' Sniper Rifle	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Atzkav 'Igniter' Sniper Rifle	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Atzkav 'Venom' Sniper Rifle	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Aztalan Galena Armor	$14,70
Subscribers Exclusive	Aztalan Tamarack Armor	$14,70
Subscribers Exclusive	Brands of the 'Verse Pack #1	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Brands of the 'Verse Pack #2	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Cold Front Collection	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	GP-33 MOD 'Ashfall' Grenade Launcher	$9,45
Subscribers Exclusive	GP-33 MOD 'Copperhead' Grenade Launcher	$9,45
Subscribers Exclusive	GP-33 MOD 'Thunderclap' Grenade Launcher	$9,45
Subscribers Exclusive	'Igniter' Lightning Bolt Co. Weapons Pack	$13,65
Subscribers Exclusive	Life in the 'Verse Shirts Pack #1	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Life in the 'Verse Shirts Pack #2	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Mandible Firestrike Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Mandible Sandcrawler Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Mandible Snowfly Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Neoni "Jami" Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Neoni "Onna" Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Neoni "Tengubi" Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Dust Storm" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Predator" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Riptide" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Stinger" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Supernova" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord "Switchback" Armor Set	$11,03
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord Helmets "Double Trouble" Pack	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord Helmets "Forces of Nature" Pack	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Overlord Helmets "Silent Strike" Pack	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Parasite Replica Helmet (Original)	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Polar Vortex Collection	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Pyro RYT 'Bloodline' Multi-Tool	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Pyro RYT 'Ghost' Multi-Tool	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Pyro RYT 'Mirage' Multi-Tool	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	QuikFlarePro Pack	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	QuikFlarePro Pack Deluxe	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Pathfinder Arm Armor	$5,25
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Pathfinder Helmet	$5,25
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Pathfinder Leg Armor	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Pathfinder Torso Armor	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Pathfinder Undersuit	$4,20
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Rust Society Helmet	$5,25
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Voyager Arm Armor	$5,25
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Voyager Leg Armor	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Voyager Torso Armor	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	RSI Venture Voyager Undersuit	$4,20
Subscribers Exclusive	Savior Collection 'Iceborn' Paladin Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Savior Collection 'Nightfire' Paladin Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Savior Collection 'Singularity' Paladin Helmet	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	Sawtooth "Bloodstone" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Sawtooth "Sirocco" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Sawtooth "Squall" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Star Kitten 'Damon' Helmet and Armor Set	$14,70
Subscribers Exclusive	Star Kitten Helmet and Armor Set	$14,70
Subscribers Exclusive	Star Kitten 'Sally' Helmet and Armor Set	$14,70
Subscribers Exclusive	Stegman's Cordimon "Voyager" Complete Outfit	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Stegman's IndVest “Pathfinder” Complete Outfit	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	UltiFlex FSK-8 "Bloodline" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	UltiFlex FSK-8 "Ghost" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	UltiFlex FSK-8 "Mirage" Combat Knife	$6,30
Subscribers Exclusive	Urban Collection by Element Authority	$7,35
Subscribers Exclusive	'Venom' Lightning Bolt Co. Weapons Pack	$13,65
Subscribers Exclusive	WowBlast 'Blue' Desperado Toy Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	WowBlast 'Orange' Desperado Toy Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	WowBlast 'Red' Desperado Toy Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	WowBlast 'Teal' Desperado Toy Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Yubarev 'Deadeye' Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Yubarev 'Igniter' Pistol	$8,40
Subscribers Exclusive	Yubarev 'Venom' Pistol	$8,40

Send me PM

OTHER STUFF

Type	Name	My price, $
Gear	Greycat Quicksilver Paint and Armor Kit	$18,90
Gear	Greycat Harvester Paint and Armor Kit	$18,90
Gear	Greycat Black Cherry Paint and Armor Kit	$18,90
Package	Hornet F7C, 6 Month Insurance	$131,25
Package	Avenger Titan Starter Pack, 3 Month Insurance	$73,50
Package	Anvil Arrow Starter Pack, 3 Month Insurance	$94,50
Packs	Ground Assault Pack M2 Hercules + 2 Nova Tanks	$770,00
Packs	Greycat Miner’s Megapack Standard Edition	$119,70
Paints	100 series - Blue Ametrine Paint	$6,50
Paints	100 series - Flame Paint	$6,50
Paints	100 Series - Frostbite Paint	$6,50
Paints	100 Series - ILW 2951 Paint Pack	$16,90
Paints	100 Series - Invictus Blue and Gold Paint	$6,50
Paints	100 series - Slate Camo Paint	$6,50
Paints	400i - Afterglow Paint	$15
Paints	400i - Calacatta Paint	$15
Paints	400i - Stratus Paint	$15
Paints	Buccaneer - Ghoulish Green Paint	$9,10
Paints	Carrack - Polar Paint	$24,70
Paints	Carrack - Stormbringer Paint	$18,20
Paints	Caterpillar - Ghoulish Green Paint	$14,30
Paints	Caterpillar - Polar Paint	$14,30
Paints	Constellation - Black Heron Paint	$9,75
Paints	Constellation - Heron Paint Pack	$23,40
Paints	Constellation - Orange Heron Paint	$9,75
Paints	Constellation - White Heron Paint	$9,75
Paints	Cutlass - Coalfire Paint	$5,85
Paints	Cutlass - DefenseCon Paint Pack	$14,95
Paints	Cutlass - Ghoulish Green Paint	$6,50
Paints	Cyclone - ILW 2951 Paint Pack	$16,90
Paints	Defender - Polar Paint	$14,30
Paints	Defender - Stormbringer Paint	$9,75
Paints	Dragonfly - Coalfire Paint	$3,90
Paints	Dragonfly - DefenseCon Paint Pack	$10,40
Paints	Dragonfly - Ghoulish Green Paint	$6,50
Paints	Dragonfly - Mistwalker Paint	$6,50
Paints	Ghoulish Green 4 Paint Pack	$36,40
Paints	Gladius - Frostbite Paint	$9,10
Paints	Gladius - Timberline Paint	$5,85
Paints	Greycat Miner’s Paint Pack	$9,94
Paints	Hammerhead - Polar Paint	$24,70
Paints	Hammerhead - Stormbringer Paint	$18,20
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - 3 Paint Pack	$45,24
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - 4 Paint Pack	$52,52
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Argent Paint	$20,80
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Cerberus Paint	$14,95
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Draco Paint	$14,95
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Dryad Paint	$20,80
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Frostbite Paint	$20,80
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - ILW 2951 Paint Pack	$86,45
Paints	Hercules Starlifter - Timberline Paint	$14,95
Paints	Hornet - ILW 2951 Paint Pack	$24,05
Paints	Khartu-al - Polar Paint	$11,70
Paints	Khartu-al - Stormbringer Paint	$7,80
Paints	M50 - Polar Paint	$3,90
Paints	M50 - Stormbringer Paint	$3,90
Paints	Mercury Star Runner - 3 Paint Pack	$23,40
Paints	Mercury Star Runner - 5 Paint Pack	$39,98
Paints	Mercury Star Runner - Equinox Paint	$9,75
Paints	Nomad - 3 Paint Pack	$14,04
Paints	Nomad - 5 Paint Pack	$26,81
Paints	Nova Tank - Ember Storm Paint	$5,85
Paints	Nova Tank - Paint Pack	$16,64
Paints	Prowler - Ocellus Paint	$20,80
Paints	Prowler - Polar Paint	$20,80
Paints	Prowler - Stormbringer Paint	$14,95
Paints	Railen - Hyaotan Paint	$14,30
Paints	Redeemer - Polar Paint	$16,90
Paints	Redeemer - Seraphim Paint	$11,70
Paints	Redeemer - Underworld Paint	$11,70
Paints	Retaliator - Grey Paint	$9,75
Paints	Retaliator - Twilight Paint	$14,30
Paints	ROC - Black Cherry Paint	$3,90
Paints	ROC - Harvester Paint	$3,90
Paints	ROC - Quicksilver Paint	$3,90
Paints	Sabre - Polar Paint	$11,70
Paints	Sabre - Stormbringer Paint	$7,80
Paints	Spartan - Polar Paint	$9,10
Paints	Spartan - Ranger Paint	$9,10
Paints	Spartan - Sidewinder Paint	$5,85
Paints	Talon - Crimson Paint	$15,85
Paints	Vanguard - Frostbite Paint	$14,30

Send me PM

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Freehand FN #1, B/O: $1867

★ Butterfly Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $1098

★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel BS, B/O: $907

★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $789

★ Butterfly Knife Stained FT, B/O: $695

⎯

★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $888

★ Bayonet Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $727

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $608

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $521

★ Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $253

★ Bayonet Night FT, B/O: $251

★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Lore MW, B/O: $751

⎯

★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1343

★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $774

★ Karambit Rust Coat BS, B/O: $537

★ Karambit Boreal Forest FT, B/O: $488

⎯

★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1008

★ M9 Bayonet Blue Steel FT, B/O: $534

★ M9 Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $449

⎯

★ Flip Knife Fade FN, B/O: $703

★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $509

★ Flip Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $406

★ Flip Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $228

★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $332

⎯

★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $292

★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $264

★ Falchion Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Falchion Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $133

⎯

★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN, B/O: $822

★ Stiletto Knife Slaughter FN, B/O: $569

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $530

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web FT, B/O: $396

★ StatTrak™ Stiletto Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $172

⎯

★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) MW #1, B/O: $830

★ Gut Knife Fade FN, B/O: $204

★ Gut Knife Tiger Tooth FN, B/O: $138

★ Gut Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $104

★ Gut Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $92

★ Gut Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $82

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $93

⎯

★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $165

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel WW, B/O: $80

★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat BS, B/O: $74

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade FN, B/O: $186

⎯

★ Classic Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $311

★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $163

⎯

★ Talon Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $605

★ Talon Knife Scorched MW, B/O: $290

⎯

★ Ursus Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $405

★ Ursus Knife Night Stripe MW, B/O: $162

⎯

★ Paracord Knife Stained WW, B/O: $125

★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $96

⎯

★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $71

★ Navaja Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $71

⎯

★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1015

★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $909

★ Bowie Knife Boreal Forest MW, B/O: $106

★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

GLOVES

★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $335

★ Driver Gloves King Snake BS, B/O: $270

★ Driver Gloves Lunar Weave WW, B/O: $113

★ Driver Gloves Overtake WW, B/O: $88

★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $67

⎯

★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $171

★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $137

★ Moto Gloves Transport WW, B/O: $71

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $62

⎯

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1027

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $654

★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT, B/O: $295

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $277

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web FT, B/O: $275

⎯

★ Sport Gloves Slingshot FT, B/O: $796

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $699

★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $656

⎯

★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged BS, B/O: $60

WEAPONS

AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130

AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70

AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60

⎯

AWP Fade FN, B/O: $864

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $84

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Wildfire FT, B/O: $59

AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $59

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

⎯

Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Printstream FN, B/O: $155

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $58

⎯

M4A1-S Icarus Fell FN, B/O: $414

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

⎯

M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1402

M4A4 The Emperor FN, B/O: $152

M4A4 Asiimov WW, B/O: $97

⎯

USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $65

USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69

StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $123

StatTrak™ USP-S Neo-Noir FN, B/O: $106

⎯

AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $218

P2000 Ocean Foam FN, B/O: $139

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike MW, B/O: $81

CZ75-Auto Emerald Quartz MW, B/O: $61

Trade Offer Link - Steam Profile Link - My Inventory

Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange Murano, Toxic, Fuel Injector, Remote Control, Bamboo Forest, Isaac, Avalanche, Brother, Re-Entry, Blue Titanium, Bamboozle), R8 Revolver (Banana Cannon, Fade, Blaze, Crimson Web, Liama Cannon, Crazy 8, Reboot, Canal Spray, Night, Amber Fade), Desert Eagle (Blaze, Hand Cannon, Fennec Fox, Sunset Storm, Emerald Jörmungandr, Pilot, Hypnotic, Golden Koi, Printstream, Cobalt Disruption, Code Red, Ocean Drive, Midnight Storm, Kumicho Dragon, Crimson Web, Heirloom, Night Heist, Mecha Industries, Night, Conspiracy, Trigger Discipline, Naga, Directive, Light Rail), Dual Berettas (Flora Carnivora, Duelist, Cobra Strike, Black Limba, Emerald, Hemoglobin, Twin Turbo, Marina, Melondrama, Pyre, Retribution, Briar, Dezastre, Royal Consorts, Urban Shock, Dualing Dragons, Panther, Balance), Rifles - Galil (Aqua Terrace, Winter Forest, Chatterbox, Sugar Rush, Pheonix Blacklight, CAUTION!, Orange DDPAT, Cerberus, Dusk Ruins, Eco, Chromatic Aberration, Stone Cold, Tuxedo, Sandstorm, Shattered, Urban Rubble, Rocket Pop, Kami, Crimson Tsunami, Connexion), SCAR-20 (Fragments, Brass, Cyrex, Palm, Splash Jam, Cardiac, Emerald, Crimson Web, Magna Carta, Stone Mosaico, Bloodsport, Enforcer), AWP (Duality, Gungnir, Dragon Lore, Prince, Medusa, Desert Hydra, Fade, Lightning Strike, Oni Taiji, Silk Tiger, Graphite, Chromatic Aberration, Asiimov, Snake Camo, Boom, Containment Breach, Wildfire, Redline, Electric Hive, Hyper Beast, Neo-Noir, Man-o'-war, Pink DDPAT, Corticera, Sun in Leo, Elite Build, Fever Dream, Atheris, Mortis, PAW, Exoskeleton, Worm God, POP AWP, Phobos, Acheron, Pit Viper, Capillary, Safari Mesh), AK-47 (Head Shot, Wild Lotus, Gold Arabesque, X-Ray, Fire Serpent, Hydroponic, Panthera Onca, Case Hardened, Vulcan, Jet Set, Fuel Injector, Bloodsport, Nightwish, First Class, Neon Rider, Asiimov, Red Laminate, Aquamarine Revenge, The Empress, Wasteland Rebel, Jaguar, Black Laminate, Leet Museo, Neon Revolution, Redline, Frontside Misty, Predator, Legion of Anubis, Point Disarray, Orbit Mk01, Blue Laminate, Green Laminate, Emerald Pinstripe, Cartel, Phantom Disruptor, Jungle Spray, Safety Net, Rat Rod, Baroque Purple, Slate, Elite Build, Uncharted, Safari Mesh), FAMAS (Sundown, Prime Conspiracy, Afterimage, Commemoration, Dark Water, Spitfire, Pulse, Eye of Athena, Meltdown, Rapid Eye Move, Roll Cage, Styx, Mecha Industrie, Djinn, ZX Spectron, Valence, Neural Net, Night Borre, Hexne), M4A4 (Temukau, Howl, Poseidon, Asiimov, Daybreak, Hellfire, Zirka, Red DDPAT, Radiation Hazard, Modern Hunter, The Emperor, The Coalition, Bullet Rain, Cyber Security, X-Ray, Dark Blossom, Buzz Kill, In Living Color, Neo-Noir, Desolate Space, 龍王 (Dragon King), Royal Paladin, The Battlestar, Global Offensive, Tooth Fairy, Desert-Strike, Griffin, Evil Daimyo, Spider Lily, Converter), M4A1-S (Emphorosaur-S, Welcome to the Jungle, Imminent Danger, Knight, Hot Rod, Icarus Fell, Blue Phosphor, Printstream, Master Piece, Dark Water, Golden Coil, Bright Water, Player Two, Atomic Alloy, Guardian, Chantico's Fire, Hyper Beast, Mecha Industries, Cyrex, Control Panel, Moss Quartz, Nightmare, Decimator, Leaded Glass, Basilisk, Blood Tiger, Briefing, Night Terror, Nitro, VariCamo, Flashback), SG 553 (Cyberforce, Hazard Pay, Bulldozer, Integrale, Dragon Tech, Ultraviolet, Colony IV, Hypnotic, Cyrex, Candy Apple, Barricade, Pulse), SSG 08 (Death Strike, Sea Calico, Blood in the Water, Orange Filigree, Dragonfire, Big Iron, Bloodshot, Detour, Turbo Peek, Red Stone), AUG (Akihabara Accept, Flame Jörmungandr, Hot Rod, Midnight Lily, Sand Storm, Carved Jade, Wings, Anodized Navy, Death by Puppy, Torque, Bengal Tiger, Chameleon, Fleet Flock, Random Access, Momentum, Syd Mead, Stymphalian, Arctic Wolf, Aristocrat, Navy Murano), G3SG1 (Chronos, Violet Murano, Flux, Demeter, Orange Kimono, The Executioner, Green Apple, Arctic Polar Camo, Contractor), SMGs - P90 (Neoqueen, Astral Jörmungandr, Run and Hide, Emerald Dragon, Cold Blooded, Death by Kitty, Baroque Red, Vent Rush, Blind Spot, Asiimov, Trigon, Sunset Lily, Death Grip, Leather, Nostalgia, Fallout Warning, Tiger Pit, Schermatic, Virus, Shapewood, Glacier Mesh, Shallow Grave, Chopper, Desert Warfare), MAC-10 (Sakkaku, Hot Snakes, Copper Borre, Red Filigree, Gold Brick, Graven, Case Hardened, Stalker, Amber Fade, Neon Rider, Tatter, Curse, Propaganda, Nuclear Garden, Disco Tech, Toybox, Heat, Indigo), UMP-45 (Wild Child, Fade, Blaze, Day Lily, Minotaur's Labyrinth, Crime Scene, Caramel, Bone Pile, Momentum, Primal Saber), MP7 (Teal Blossom, Fade, Nemesis, Whiteout, Asterion, Bloosport, Abyssal Apparition, Full Stop, Special Delivery, Neon Ply, Asterion, Ocean Foam, Powercore, Scorched, Impire), PP-Bizon (Modern Hunter, Rust Coat, Forest Leaves, Antique, High Roller, Blue Streak, Seabird, Judgement of Anubis, Bamboo Print, Embargo, Chemical Green, Coblat Halftone, Fuel Rod, Photic Zone, Irradiated Alert, Carbon Fiber), MP9 (Featherweight, Wild Lily, Pandora's Box, Stained Glass, Bulldozer, Dark Age, Hot Rod, Hypnotic, Hydra, Rose Iron, Music Box, Setting Sun, Food Chain, Airlock, Mount Fuji, Starlight Protector, Ruby Poison Dart, Deadly Poison), MP5-SD (Liquidation, Oxide Oasis, Phosphor, Nitro, Agent, Autumn Twilly), Shotguns, Machineguns - Sawed-Off (Kiss♥Love, First Class, Orange DDPAT, Rust Coat, The Kraken, Devourer, Mosaico, Wasteland Princess, Bamboo Shadow, Copper, Serenity, Limelight, Apocalypto), XM1014 (Frost Borre, Ancient Lore, Red Leather, Elegant Vines, Banana Leaf, Jungle, Urban Perforated, Grassland, Blaze Orange, Heaven Guard, VariCamo Blue, Entombed, XOXO, Seasons, Tranquility, Bone Machine, Incinegator, Teclu Burner, Black Tie, Zombie Offensive, Watchdog), Nova (Baroque Orange, Hyper Beast, Green Apple, Antique, Modern Hunter, Walnut, Forest Leaves, Graphite, Blaze Orange, Rising Skull, Tempest, Bloomstick, Interlock, Quick Sand, Moon in Libra, Clean Polymer, Red Quartz, Toy Soldier), MAG-7 (Insomnia, Cinqueda, Counter Terrace, Prism Terrace, Memento, Chainmail, Hazard, Justice, Bulldozer, Silver, Core Breach, Firestarter, Praetorian, Heat, Hard Water, Monster Call, BI83 Spectrum, SWAG-7), M249 (Humidor, Shipping Forecast, Blizzard Marbleized, Downtown, Jungle DDPAT, Nebula Crusader, Impact Drill, Emerald Poison Dart), Negev (Mjölnir, Anodized Navy, Palm, Power Loader, Bratatat, CaliCamo, Phoenix Stencil, Infrastructure, Boroque Sand), Wear - Factory New (FN), Minimal Wear (MW), Field-Tested (FT), Well-Worn (WW), Battle-Scarred (BS), Stickers Holo/Foil/Gold - Katowice 2014, Krakow 2017, Howling Dawn, Katowice 2015, Crown, London 2018, Cologne 2014, Boston 2018, Atlanta 2017, Cluj-Napoca 2015, DreamHack 2014, King on the Field, Harp of War, Winged Difuser, Cologne 2016, Cologne 2015, MLG Columbus 2016, Katowice 2019, Berlin 2019, RMR 2020, Stockholm 2021, Antwerp 2022, Swag Foil, Flammable foil, Others - Souvenirs, Agents, Pins, Passes, Gifts, Music Kits, Cases, Keys, Capsules, Packages, Patches

Some items on the list may no longer be available or are still locked, visit My Inventory for more details.

Send a Trade Offer for fastest response. I consider all offers.

Add me for discuss if there is a serious offer that needs to be discussed.

download link - https://www.djdownloadme.com/2023/03/download-tech-house-house-techno-deep_28.html
KAAZE, Simon Ward - Black & Blue (Extended Mix)
download
Kaigo - Love Symphony (DJ Meme Extended Mix)
download
Kaiserdisco - Do It
download
Kaiserdisco - Oh Yeah
download
Kakura - Kuki
download
Kamilo Sanclemente, André Moret - Infinity
download
Kamino (UK) - Call On Me (Extended Mix)
download
Karassimeon - Cabaret Mortel
download
Karassimeon - Messa Nera
download
Karassimeon - Rendez-Vous
download
Karim Alkhayat, RooneyNasr - Reality
download
Karl Lingard - Testing
download
Kashovski - Atila
download
Kaspar (DE) - Underground
download
Katy B, Kings Of The Rollers - Paradise
download
Kaufmann (DE) - Unravel Me
download
Kazi - Lost in Dreams
download
Kazi - Lost in Space
download
Kazi - Lost in Thought
download
Kazimir - Later That Night
download
Kazimir - Love Potion
download
Kazimir - That Morning
download
Kazimir - That Night
download
Kebin Van Reeken - Hypnotize (Extended Mix)
download
Kebin Van Reeken - Mycelium (Extended Mix)
download
Kebin Van Reeken - Mystic (Extended Mix)
download
Keith Holland - Nostalgia
download
[email protected] - Groove Theory
download
[email protected] - You\'re Never Gonna Get It
download
Kevin de Vries - Pegasus
download
KEVU - Moonlight (Extended Mix)
download
Kiko Franco, Wadd, Sazi Cele - UMUSA (The Grace) feat. Sazi Cele (Extended Mix)
download
Kintar - A Day In Tepoztlan (Extended Mix)
download
Kmino - Salem
download
kofla - Mas Duro
download
kofla - Taketake
download
Krafty Kuts, Bass Selective - Blow Out
download
Kreisel, Monococ - Freak (BlackTextured Remix)
download
Kreisel, Monococ - Freak
download
Kreisel, Monococ - Ich Will Tanzen (Lewis. Remix)
download
Kreisel, Monococ - Ich Will Tanzen
download
Kreisel, Monococ - Stratosphere
download
Kristin Velvet - The Outside World (Extended Mix)
download
Kuman (RU) - Xenia
download
Kx9000 - Sit Back Disco (James Curd Remix)
download
Kx9000 - Sit Back Disco (Live Version)
download
Kx9000 - Sit Back Disco
download
Ky William - Bilingual (Extended Mix)
download
Kyle Walker - Someone Like You (Extended Mix)
download
KYONGPAUL - Joon
download
Lane 8 - Woman
download
Larse - A Part Of (Riva Starr Extended Saturn Mix)
download
Late Nite \'DUB\' Addict - Acid Trip \'303\'
download
Late Nite \'DUB\' Addict - All Night Long
download
Late Nite \'DUB\' Addict - De-Activate
download
Late Nite \'DUB\' Addict - Do You Have A Choice
download
Late Nite \'DUB\' Addict - Just House
download
Latteo, Kaempe - Keep It Away
download
Lazaro Casanova, Oscar G - Miami Mambo
download
Leandro Murua - Falling Summer
download
Leandro Murua - Unquillo
download
Leaving Laurel - you need to be there for them
download
Leo Pol - Feel Alive
download
Leon Vynehall - Rosebud
download
Leonid & Friends - Street Player (Dimitri From Paris Special Dubwize Mix)
download
Leonid & Friends - Street Player (Dimitri From Paris Super Disco Blend - Parts I & II)
download
Lessovsky - Freaky Roses (REBRN Remix)
download
Lessovsky - Freaky Roses (TH;EN Remix)
download
Lessovsky - Freaky Roses
download
Lewyn, SONIN - Waterfall feat. Lewyn (Extended Mix)
download
Lex & Wood, Trallez - Cafe
download
Linkage - Bailes
download
Linkage - Clarão
download
Linkage - Harmonic Perculation
download
Linus Quick, Niereich - Full Force
download
Linus Quick, Niereich - Rehall
download
Liquid Soul - Conciousness (Jano & Solaris Remix)
download
Liquid Soul - Light Me Up (Genetrick Remix)
download
Liquid Soul - Precious (Gaudium Remix)
download
Liquid Soul - Revolution (Bash Remix)
download
Liquid Soul - Revolution (Future Frequency Remix)
download
Llinares, The BeatBoy\'s - You\'ve Got The Power
download
Lost Rhythm - 1001 Nights
download
Lost Rhythm - Habibi
download
Luca Olivotto - Dark Flow (Extended Mix)
download
Luca Olivotto - Floating Memories (Extended Mix)
download
Luca Olivotto - Maybe (Extended Mix)
download
Lucas & Steve - Warp (Extended Mix)
download
Luccas Deo - Receiver
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - Cantale (Instrumental mix)
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - Cantale (original mix)
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - Cantale (Xaman remix)
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - El Verdadero Guia (Kaob remix)
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - El Verdadero Guia (original mix)
download
Luciano Lozz, Janax Pacha - El Verdadero Guida (AmuAmu remix)
download
Luis M - Invisible Light
download
lycoriscoris - How to Spend Time Until Death
download
lycoriscoris - In the Stream
download
lycoriscoris - Sky Walk
download
lycoriscoris, Powel - In the Stream (Powel Remix)
download
Made By Pete, Just Her - The Tide (Billka Remix)
download
Made By Pete, Just Her - The Tide (Djeff Remix)
download
Made By Pete, Just Her - The Tide (Jody Barr Remix)
download
Made By Pete, Just Her - The Tide
download
Magit Cacoon - Send Return (Angelov Remix)
download
Magit Cacoon - Send Return (Ivory Re-phone)
download
Magit Cacoon - Send Return
download
Magit Cacoon - Transience
download
Maksim Dark - Energize
download
Maksim Dark - Oxidant
download
Maksim Dark - Silence
download
Malcolm Zeller - Space Trip (Extended Mix)
download
Malou, Jan Blomqvist - Alone
download
Mambo Inspector - Manifiesto
download
Mano Le Tough, Kev Sheridan - Big Unit (Club Mix)
download
Mano Le Tough, Kev Sheridan - Little Unit
download
Manu Chao, Sofia Kourtesis - Estación Esperanza feat. Manu Chao
download
Maori - Hijjaz
download
Maori - Indigo
download
Maori - Radio Olé
download
Marco Zaffarano, Andy Lupoli - It Is Me
download
Marco Zaffarano, Andy Lupoli - Over Again
download
Marco Zaffarano, Andy Lupoli - Transmission
download
Marf, Philip Strand - Monday feat. Philip Strand (Extended Mix)
download
Mark Dekoda, Ben Dust - Alle meine Raver
download
Mark Reeve, KLØSET - Madness
download
Markus Schulz, Dakota - Manray (Sam Wolfe Extended Remix)
download
Marshall Jefferson, On The House, Curtis McClain - City Life (Extended)
download
Martinii - A New Direction
download
Martinii - Vitaminas
download
MartinoResi - Amnesia
download
Matan Caspi - Float
download
Mathias Kaden - Close To Me
download
Matias Burna - Circe
download
Matisse & Sadko - ALALA (Extended Mix)
download
Matt - My Friendzzz
download
Matvienkov - I Got Ya
download
Matvienkov - Sounds Good
download
Maty Owl - Fireflies
download
Maty Owl - Wind
download
Mauricio Cury - Flowers feat. Stella Mey
download
Mauro Masi - Amor & Love
download
Mauro Masi - La Lala
download
Mauro Masi - Let Me
download
Mauro Masi - Without You Here
download
Mauro Venti - Planet W
download
Maxie Devine, T78 - Harlock
download
Maxie Devine, T78 - Mantisaur
download
Maxie Devine, T78 - Monster Truck
download
maXure - We Had Our Chance (Extended Mix)
download
Maze 28 - Constant Daydream (TEELCO Remix)
download
Maze 28 - Constant Daydream
download
Maze 28 - Fogbows
download
Meera (NO) - Grevling
download
Meera (NO) - Music For Humans
download
MEGERA, Lyuba Tven - IPACOI
download
Mehmet Özbek - Codebreaker
download
Mehmet Özbek - Cowboys & Aliens
download
Mell Hall - Bow Street (Extended Mix)
download
Mell Hall - Disco Nap (Extended Mix)
download
Metodi Hristov - Warp Drive
download
Michael A - Street Noise (Ewan Rill Remix)
download
Michael A - Street Noise (Gav Easby Remix)
download
Michael A - Street Noise
download
Miguel Migs - Drifting On By
download
Miguel Migs - Lost Messages (Migs Salty Vault Dub)
download
Miguel Migs - One Two People (Migs 2004 Edit)
download
Mijo, Colossio, Moisees, Sierra Madre - Diego
download
Mijo, Colossio, Sierra Madre - Cadereyta
download
Mijo, Colossio, Sierra Madre - Cumbres (Esprit Divers Ayahuasca Trip Remix)
download
Mijo, Colossio, Sierra Madre - Cumbres
download
Mikah - Come with Me
download
Mikah - Otherside
download
Mike Konstanty - Barcelona
download
Mikhail Catan, Tibetania - Dreamer (Jack Essek Remix)
download
Mikhail Catan, Tibetania - Dreamer
download
Mikhail Catan, Tibetania - Hidden Moon (AVM Remix)
download
Mikhail Catan, Tibetania - Hidden Moon (Jack Essek Remix)
download
Mikhail Catan, Tibetania - Hidden Moon
download
Millerusha - Bolingo
download
Misha (US) - Be Ready
download
Misha (US) - Pa Que Retozen
download
Misha (US) - Special Look
download
Modeā - Coming Up (Extended Mix)
download
Modeplex - Rendering Error
download
Modeplex - Weltenraum
download
Monohøle, Zigan Aldi - Romano
download
Monostone - Defacto (Emre K. Extended Remix)
download
Monostone - Defacto (Extended Mix)
download
Monostone - Defacto (Jickow Extended Remix)
download
Moojo - Cantina
download
Moonbeam - Azrael (Extended Mix)
download
MORÁZ (BR) - Never Give Up
download
Moritz Hofbauer - Ice Cold (Edit)
download
Mr Joe - Ghost City
download
Msaki, Karyendasoul - Jacaranda
download
Nacho Scoppa, Dames House - Check
download
Nacho Scoppa, Dames House - Peek A Boo
download
Nacho Scoppa, Dames House - Round Trip
download
Nacho Scoppa, Dames House - So Sweet
download
Nacho Scoppa, Dames House - Waweey
download
Nar - MI GNA
download
Narik - Emeraldas
download
Narik - Space Flower
download
Naum Gabo - PRN
download
NenaHalena - Triple Dreams (Original mix)
download
NenaHalena - Wasa Wasa (Original mix)
download
Nestor Neven - West Coast
download
NewTone (NL) - Brace Yourself
download
NewTone (NL) - Dance With Me
download
NewTone (NL) - Move That Body
download
Nfasis, Hugel - Como Shakira (Extended Mix)
download
Nick Power - We Love to Groove (Instrumental)
download
Nick Power, Venessa Jackson - We Love to Groove feat. Venessa Jackson (Nick Power Dead Beats Mix)
download
Nicolas Viana - Awake
download
Nicole Fiallo - Bien Pegao
download
Nils Hoffmann, Julia Church - 9 Days (Dosem Extended Mix)
download
Nils Hoffmann, Julia Church - 9 Days (Emancipator Remix)
download
Nils Hoffmann, Tender - Let Me Go (OLAN Extended Mix)
download
Nina Kraviz, Indira Paganotto - white horse
download
Niv Ast - Bag of Hopes
download
Niv Ast - Candolila
download
Niv Ast - Come at Seven
download
Niv Ast - God Knows Well
download
Niv Ast - I Get Around
download
Niv Ast - Monkey Island
download
Niv Ast - Rockafella
download
Nosh & SJ - Energy High
download
Nosh & SJ - Roll It
download
NuKey - Rattler (Extended Mix)
download
OddKidOut - WHAT ABOUT ME
download
OIBAF&WALLEN - Blue Lights
download
OIBAF&WALLEN - Revival
download
OIBAF&WALLEN - We Are the Night Walkers
download
OldChild - Bendecido
download
Oliver Smith, SØNIN - Passion (Extended Mix)
download
Omaroff - Gorilla
download
Omaroff - Gotham
download
Ondamike - You Got It (Exclusive Mix)
download
Oreason - Aura (DP-6 Remix)
download
Oreason - Aura
download
Oreason - Escape From Space (Extended Mix)
download
Oreason - In the Cosmos
download
Orkidz - Nostalgic Insanity
download
Oscar Escapa - Lights
download
Oscar Escapa - Motion
download
Oscar Escapa - Shake
download
Ose - Got That
download
Ozeil - Brainstorm
download
Ozeil - Looseness
download
P.O.S - Let You Go (Extended Mix)
download
P4RTY GROOVIN\', Feddox - 1, 2, 3, 4 (Extended Mix)
download
Pablo Arbelaez - Africa
download
Pablo Arbelaez - Bahia
download
Pablo Arbelaez - Laughs
download
Pablo Arbelaez - Wrapped
download
Panama, Nils Hoffmann - Far Behind (Jeremy Olander Extended Mix)
download
Panama, Nils Hoffmann - Far Behind (TIBASKO Extended Mix)
download
Parallx - 10000°C
download
Parallx - Die Schattenläufer
download
Parallx - Methane 1_11
download
Parallx - Through The Core
download
Passenger 10 - The Future Is Intelligent (Daniel Portman Extended Remix)
download
Paul Ursin - Starlight
download
Paul Woolford, MNEK, Lewis Thompson - 16 Again (Extended)
download
Pelace - Deep Sea Dreaming (Precursor Remix)
download
Pelace - Echoes from the Past (Ikaro Grati Late Nite Remix)
download
Pelace - I Won\'t Hesitate (Convolute Remix)
download
Pelace - Kali (Hollt Remix)
download
Pelace - Patterns (Kimman Remix)
download
Pelace - Pushing You Away (Aalson Remix)
download
Pelace - Trapped Forever (Fat Cosmoe Remix)
download
Peter Mac, lalo leyy - Sweet Sensation
download
Peter Van Hoesen - Dream Implosion
download
Peter Van Hoesen - Imposter
download
Peter Van Hoesen - Purity Death Spiral
download
Peter Van Hoesen - Subjects from the Past
download
Peter Van Hoesen - Vola Flash
download
Phil Disco - Disco Deluxe 11
download
Phil Disco - Glazed Heart
download
Phil Disco - Looking For Love
download
Phil Disco - Space Roller
download
Phil Disco - Starlady
download
Phil Disco - Summer Jam
download
Phil Disco - XSpace
download
Phil Unique - And Go Back
download
Phil Unique - Broken Heart
download
Phil Unique - Jackin 88
download
Phil Weeks - Thuggish Ruggish
download
Phil Weeks, Dan Ghenacia - Push
download
Phil Weeks, Dan Ghenacia - Source Sure
download
Phil Weeks, Joss Moog - One Step Ahead
download
Phil Weeks, Joss Moog - Sure Shot
download
Pim Secle - Roboti I Gljive
download
Pinto (NYC) - Hi Life
download
Pinto (NYC) - Villeray
download
Plastic Robots - Automatic (Extended Mix)
download
Plastic Robots - Home Again (Extended Mix)
download
Plateau Sigma - Mother Brain
download
Plateau Sigma - Phantoon (Reuben Stroud Remix)
download
Plateau Sigma - Phantoon
download
POISSON - Distorsion
download
POISSON - In Patagonia
download
POISSON - Principio
download
POISSON - Time
download
Pretty Pink - Happening (Extended Mix)
download
Probe - Contact Lost
download
Probe - Heliopause
download
Probe - Nemo Point
download
Probe - Slingshot
download
Probe - Titan
download
Probe - Unknown Territory
download
Prok & Fitch - Hip Slide
download
Proof Db - Soul
download
Prospa - One Of A Kind (Extended Mix)
download
PTTRNRCRRNT - Shade 1
download
PTTRNRCRRNT - Shade 2
download
PTTRNRCRRNT - Shade 3
download
PTTRNRCRRNT - Shade 4
download
Purple Tape - Chasers
download
Purple Tape - Equator
download
PUSHMANN - Fever (Coyu Remix)
download
PUSHMANN - Fever
download
PUSHMANN - Intolerance (ANNĒ Remix)
download
PUSHMANN - Intolerance
download
PUSHMANN - Irritability
download
Quintino, D-Devils - The 6th Gate Is Open (Dance With The Devil) (Extended Mix)
download
Quivver, Olivier Giacomotto - Snailblazer
download
R3WIRE, Needs No Sleep, Kxne - Cyclone (Extended Mix)
download
Rabih Rizk - Baraka (Dario Klein Remix)
download
Rabih Rizk - Baraka (Original)
download
Rabih Rizk - Come With Me (Matija & Richard Elcox Remix)
download
Rabih Rizk - Come With Me (Original)
download
Radieux - Flight Above
download
Radieux - Here Comes the Storm
download
Rafael Cerato, ID ID - Failure
download
Rafael Cerato, Kinky Sound - Floralia
download
RAFI (US) - Pay (Extended Mix)
download
Ramiro Lopez, Andres Campo - Chants
download
Ramiro Lopez, Andres Campo - Hope Generation
download
Ramiro Lopez, Andres Campo - Yen
download
Randall Jones, Four Candles - Mindgrooves
download
Randall Jones, Four Candles - Quincy\'s Revenge
download
Randall Jones, Four Candles - Sinopoly
download
Randy De Silva - Groovy Forest (Lio Q Remix)
download
Randy De Silva - Groovy Forest (Original)
download
Randy De Silva - Heavenly Hymn
download
Rasster - Get Down (Extended Mix)
download
RAYZIR - Chapadao
download
RAYZIR - Tropa
download
Rebeat, Parlando - Arista
download
Rebeat, Parlando - Neval
download
Red Machine, Shevtsov, Krasavin - Afterparty
download
Reelow - Handz Up
download
Reelow, Anikha - People Dancing Over There
download
REME - Check It Out
download
REME - False Reality
download
REME - Secret Substance
download
Remmy - I Know
download
René Diehl - Feather
download
René Diehl - Quartz
download
Retromigration, Bezzix, Mauricesax - Be Someone
download
Richard Grey - Unholy
download
Richard Grey, Lissat - Slim Is Alive
download
RILEY (UK) - Better Dayz
download
Robert Owens, Darren Emerson, Danny Howells, Dave Seaman, 3D - Known Love
download
Rocco Lazzaro - Rocatataka
download
Rodriguez Jr - Lithium
download
Rodriguez Jr., Liset Alea, RJLA - Amplify
download
Roel - Bring the Funk (Extended Mix)
download
Roger Garcia - Oye Como Suena (Extended Version)
download
Roglar - I Don\'t Know feat. Neburo (My Secret Playground Remix)
download
Roglar - I Don\'t Know feat. Neburo
download
Roglar - Maybe It\'s Love (Captain Mustache Remix)
download
Roglar - Maybe It\'s Love
download
Romain Garcia - Windblows (Extended Version)
download
Rony Seikaly - Out Of Time (Extended Mix)
download
Rouge - Villain
download
Rowetta, Sonickraft, Poolhaus - Do Your Dance (Extended Mix)
download
Royksopp, Karen Harding - Unity (Baauer Remix)
download
Royston Summers - Stepping Through Time
download
Rudolf C - Globular (N-Gynn Remix)
download
Rudolf C - Globular
download
Rudolf C - Microwave Background
download
Rudolf C - Mysticism In The Modern Day
download
Ryan Nichols - Insane (Extended Mix)
download
Saint Evo - Timeo
download
Salvo Migliorini, CamelVIP - Scents of the East (Nüur Remix)
download
Sam Warner - Motionetta
download
Sandy Artwell - Celestains
download
Sandy Artwell - Escape Into Nature
download
Sara Landry - Descent
download
Sascha Braemer - Circles And Cicles
download
Sascha Braemer - Geiger (19_26 Remix)
download
Sascha Braemer - Geiger (Radeckt Remix)
download
Sascha Braemer - Geiger
download
Sasha ZA - Dirty
download
Sasha ZA - Jumangi
download
Sasha ZA - Savitor
download
Satin Jackets, Mandy Jones - In This Life (Cassara Remix)
download
Saul Antolin - Haciendo Maldades
download
Savage & SHē - Fantasma
download
Savage & SHē - Paraxka
download
Savage & SHē - Puerta Alma
download
Savvas - Empty Spaces
download
Savvas - Eunoia (Ambient Mix)
download
Savvas - Eunoia
download
Seb Zito - Everything
download
Seb Zito - Freeze
download
Seb Zito - Mayhem
download
Seba Campos - Una Hormiga (Marco Tegui & Munaylayt Remix)
download
Seba Campos - Una Hormiga
download
Seba Machado - Warehouse
download
Sebas Ramos - Sun of Arcadia
download
Secnd, Portable Paradise - High Rise
download
Secnd, Portable Paradise - Ocean Side
download
Sek - Blurry jump
download
Sek - Hey I\'m Dreaming
download
Sek - Whosup
download
Serious Dancers - Heart Of
download
Sharam - All Night Bong
download
Sharam - That Juno Track
download
Sharon Redd - Can You Handle It (Mastermix)
download
Sharon Redd - Can You Handle It
download
Shift K3Y, J. Worra - All The Girls (Extended Mix)
download
Shingo Nakamura - Foggy Morning (Extended Mix)
download
Shya, Coldabank, Rules - Something Stronger (Extended)
download
Silent Servant, Phase Fatale - Crashed Communion
download
Simina Grigoriu - Give Me A Voice
download
SIS - ORGSA (2023 Remaster)
download
Siwell, Castion - Rewind
download
SixThema, D-Steal, Arkins - Cyworld (Extended Mix)
download
Skatman - Funkadelic
download
SKINSHIP (KOR) - Mouthpiece
download
Skunk, WarinD - People Don\'t Change (Original mix)
download
Sllash & Doppe, Thomas Newson - Some Chants (Extended Mix)
download
Slow Motion - My G
download
Sofia Kourtesis - By Your Side
download
Sofia Kourtesis - La Perla (Edit)
download
Sofia Kourtesis - Madres
download
Soledrifter - Urban Hustle (Extended Mix)
download
Sommo - Raikou
download
Sommo - Suicune
download
SØNIN - Affection (Extended Alternative Mix)
download
SØNIN - Affection (Extended Mix)
download
Soul Relay - Saturno
download
Soul Relay - Veritas
download
SOULE CASE - Fauna
download
SOULE CASE - Reflection (Somelee Vox Remix)
download
SOULE CASE - Reflection
download
Soulphiction, Netzer - Bizzness (Live @ BIX)
download
Sound Process - Concrete
download
Sound Process - Soul Metrics
download
Sound Process - Vortex
download
Sound Support - Bump Into You
download
Soundscapers - Es Paradis (Jay Vegas Remix)
download
Space Castorz - Made For (Extended Mix)
download
Space Food - Epsilon
download
Space Food - Hope
download
Space Food - Metamorphosis
download
Space Food - Odyssey
download
St.Ego - Memories (Katzen Remix)
download
St.Ego - Memories (Monuloku Remix)
download
St.Ego - Memories (Return to Saturn Remix)
download
St.Ego - Memories
download
Stefano Crabuzza - OFF
download
Steve Aoki, Vini Vici - Wild (Extended Mix)
download
Steve Brian - Cali (Extended Mix)
download
Steve Parker - Aural Singularity
download
Steve Parker - Paranoid Skyline
download
Steve Parker - Psychotic Impact
download
Steve Parker - Soul Seeker
download
Studio Deep, Cafe De Anatolia, Zana Berg - Mignon Mondegreen
download
Sub Focus, Dimension - Ready To Fly (Spencer Ramsay Bounce Extended Edit)
download
Subnode - Earth (Monojoke Remix)
download
Subnode - Earth (Not Demure Remix)
download
Subnode - Earth (Rocio Portillo Remix)
download
Subnode - Earth
download
Supernova - Get Busy (Paluma Remix)
download
Supernova - Get Busy
download

The theme of this deck is, I guess, to use the new Warrior cards. Specifically, this leans into collecting a bunch of types to trigger the various multi-type dependent effects. The end result is kind of a bucket of garbage, but the playstyle is essentially to just keep pouring out minions to the best of your ability. Outrider's axe and the crappy fire spell with weapon and minion buff are included, mostly to activate forged in flame. there's discount for mechs and elementals from 1 mana neutral minions, and with most of the deck costing 1 or 2 mana those discounts you can sometimes pour out your whole hand immediately (to give the mage something to obliterate instantly of course). theoretically, roaring applause, the new voon card, and forged in flame keep your hand up so you can at least lose with dignity after turn 5. By then you can realistically expect to get to like, 5-6 minion types played, up to 7 i think. in terms of "end game" there really isn't one, because this archetype is, as mentioned, garbage. BUT I fit in one amalgam band, and with voon maybe you get to play it twice (not sure if you'd even want to lol). power slider is in there too, so I guess if you play them off curve you can get like, a cheapish 6/7. not gonna win you the game, but there it is.
​
incidentally, I couldn't realistically fit black rock and roll, because it's bad with low cost minions. a couple sad cuts were made to minions to include the minimum amount of card draw from roaring applause and the fire spells needed to get some value of thoribelore: rip lava gorger, who was too expensive for what he was bringing to the table, obsidian smith, who was fine but not as important as card draw, and hilariously the new quilboar, who I'm sure is fine in other decks but is basically useless in this (aggro?) deck.
anyhow, this is the deck code: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/deckbuilder?deckcode=AAECAQcGud0Fr8MFi7cEw5IFqOAFw5IFDKSlBdPQBbi0BK3uA5WqBdnQBdbQBcviBN7QBY7tA63DBbTRBQA%3D
give your thoughts? it's bad, but is it at least optimally bad?

How does the sub Reddit tend to navigate this? Right now I’m slammed enough to afford a few hours a week towards D2. Post witch queen since I was recovering from an injury, I could grind out grand masters and whatever else with no real concern for time spent playing. I could do master grasp or whatever to get god rolls, good armor, etc
Today I have a double 100 res 100 Rec build, 34 mobility w PF gone, 76 disc - 67 int - I haven’t gotten any good armor rolls through LF campaign or anything, and I unlocked strand but right now my build relies on stasis Titan aspects and fragments. I really like the enhanced slide, alongside making stasis points and cover.
What I’m having an issue with is since I’m so limited on time, post LF campaign which I only beat last week, is that all I really want to do w my hour a night is pvp.
I don’t even go to the tower to get bounties, half the time my post master is full and my crucible rank is ready to be reset. But 1 hour is 3-4 matches and I’d like to get as much in as I can
Since I wasn’t leveled, I couldn’t get an adept immortals myself, not to mention that was a very busy weekend. I do plan on trying the raid this weekend for the first time.
I average a 1.4 kd, play comp exclusively, as a Hoarfrost Titan w cloudstrike and a rose
So as a player who’s more interested in pvp and limited time to play, am I shit outta luck continuing trying to keep up?
The thing is, most other games like Overwatch or siege, I don’t need to grind a bunch of non pvp stuff to get back into pvp with the right/new gear. I’ve played destiny since the original beta in summer 2014
Is it possible to remain competitive or not at a severe disadvantage if this is how it’s gonna be? The rank system kinda lets you hover around where you’ll be, issue is the skill gap at a certain point becomes gear more then personal skill or teamwork.
And if I want the best pvp stuff for my Titan this dlc, where do I go to get it? As much as I love raiding and new ones, with such limited time and hearing the loot is just okay makes me less inclined to grind it more then once or twice
I’m plat 1 rn, so far I’ve been able to to get to adept 3 but since the rampage of immortals, I’ve gone down in rank.
What’s the best recourse, wait for the next best thing to drop and grind for it? Just try to have fun and not be competitive?
Anyone else out there in the same situation? I wish I was leveled to try a card during trials weekend but, even then I would have been at the minimum.
Is the correct answer to find a game w less time commitment? What sucks is, even Halo is wildly different and destiny just doesn’t have much competition, esp not the pvp.
I’m going through RE4, one of my all time favorites so this week no pvp.

Hi everyone, this is the first chapter of my debut novel. For information and links to other chapters click the link down below :
Reddit - Dive into anything
The Great One sat on his throne, gazing longingly into the hearts of man. Something was coming and he could feel it. Destiny riding on a white steed, like the tales of man long ago, coming to uncover his secrets. He could see it all, the wall, the castle, and the so-called gods that built it all. The ego of these creatures was laughable, if only the Great One could still laugh. He could still speak sure, but only through means not of man’s common means. Vocal cords were a commodity long since lost in this place.
As the Great One observed the coming destiny he could feel the approaching storm, in a hail of flesh and blood, the only things that the Great One lacked. He would never give up, never retreat to these things as they approached, for this was the Great One. He looked back to the castle, viewing the scene in its entirety, and he felt something like happiness enter him.
Divinity. That is what connected the walls surrounding Dundis castle, not stone or metal, this was not a mere wall but a divine gift from ones above. Divinity sealed the wall, made it whole, the walls sealed together without mark or blemish, something no man could ever replicate. The wall had stood for a century, and would likely last ten more, there was no weakness, no flaw in design. 50 metres tall the wall was unscalable, unbreakable. No man could break the wall, it was the Vaunghe empire’s crowning gift, their wonder of the world. Those that were hired to clean the wall’s dirt and grime were heralded as the truly faithful, and all longed to help the gift of the gods. And yet despite this the Alizian’s watched, standing with armies around the great wall, waiting to breach its crust and destroy the core.
The Vaunghe had watched their foes throw everything they had, hundreds of men attacking the steel doors of the wall to no avail, an attempted archer attack quickly squashed by the wall's height. The Alizian military was strong, a blend of the Alizian warriors and Strolim blacksmiths made for a truly terrifying army. The army was so terrifying that the Vaunghe inside the castle doubted there were any more Vaunghe troops left, this was the end to a long battle between man and man. Even the soldiers left weren’t particularly important, just those lucky enough to guard the king and a few trainees. But the Vaunghe felt their luck running out.
The food supplies had run low, even if the nobles weren’t in the castle there was no chance of resupply. The few men who had eaten in the past few days stood alert, gazing down from the ramparts at the enemy. The soldiers knew they had to either surrender or fight, but the Vaunghe were passionate people, they could never leave behind their identity in favour of life. So the men waited, bows and arrows at the ready, for the next attack. Heavy items such as ingots and chairs lined the rampart, ready to be thrown off at a moments notice.
They had waited in this position for many cycles, and as day turned to night, and night turned to day the Vaunghe were exhausted, finished with whatever feeble attacks these barbarians had planned. They could throw whatever armies and arrows they wanted at the wall but it would remain unphased, forevermore. When the Alizian’s next attacked they would be met with the last strength of the Vaunghe, and it would be a story remembered for milenia by man and the gods.
As the morning sun rose over the wall, the enemy was revealed in all their glory. Even from so high above the Vaunghe could see the glint of silver from the Alizian military. The bright greens of the Alizian armour created a dazzling sensation that they were one with the grass, which blended in so perfectly with their clothes. They stood in their thousands, armed with whatever they could find, and even on the wall the men could see him.
The slaughterer, the murderer, the man, the myth and the legend Osmund stood alone on an overlooking hill. The fiend was well known by the Vaunghe, he was likely the greatest foe that had come from the opposing sides. Vaunghe generals often fled at his coming, or surrendered first, but rumour had it that Osmund gave no mercy. Overseeing his army to destroy everything that was left, the Vaunghe soldiers knew today really was the end. The figure on the hill moved closer to his army and screamed. The battle-cry of the Alizian’s shook fear into each of the Vaunghe atop the rampart, being so loud that it even reached so high.
The hundreds of troops began to move in sync, forming three individual groups of soldiers, with 10 metre spaces between each. Each contingent comprised six hundred men, easily dwarfing the 82 Vaunghe soldiers that were left. But the Vaunghe were not afraid, at least not afraid of a breach anytime soon. These walls were built to withstand any damage, no man could breakthrough one.
Between the troops was movement, indeed there seemed to be movement down all three rows of men in blue. The Strolime empire had finally revealed themselves, with their short stature and mental prowess the Strolime were gifted inventors not expected to appear on the battlefield. And yet here they were, almost one hundred of them hauling forth three large metallic objects. The sun bounced off of these objects into the Vaunghe’s eyes.
None of the men had ever seen objects like these, seemingly composed of pure metals and on wheels. Some thought they were a testament to the gods, some holy objects, others believed it to be some new invention from the Strolime, however none of them could say anything for certain as they were pushed closer and closer to the wall. The Strolomites stopped in their advance, approximately 20 metres away from the wall. The purpose of these objects had yet to dawn on the men, although one of the younger men on the rampart claimed he could see small objects poking through the metal, which was now aimed at a forty-five degree angle towards the wall.
As the Strolimites halted their advance many began to move away into the safety of the Alizian wall, likely afraid of any precautionary Vaunghe archers. One of them, a rather short and plump soldier, stayed with the object, placing a hand on it and turning to the wall. It was a fleeting moment, but for a second it seemed the man was gazing at the Vaunghe soldiers in shame. One last condemnation to the ones that began this war, before it would all come crashing down. But then the moment passed, and the short man moved as the rest did, doing a slight zig zag to avoid arrows.
And now, just as quickly they had come, the Strolomite’s were gone in the ranks of the Alizians, still waiting in their groups for something, and then they came. Three figures, two women and a man, moved between the lines just as the Strolimites before them. These three wore no armour, only the greens of Alizia upon their tunics. They stood beside the objects and began to reach their arms into the underside of it. Before the Vaunghe’s eyes the objects began to turn slightly, aiming even more directly at the wall.
One of the Vaunghe had enough of this display, and raised his bow. There were low winds on this day, and he was a good enough shot to reach at least one of the Alizian soldiers. He aimed his bow, finger on the drawstring, and released. It is likely that this arrow would’ve drawn first blood in this battle, however the arrow never reached its target.
In the split second before the release of the bow, the Vaunghe noticed the smoke billowing out of the bottom of the devices, the flames that shot out, and finally they noticed for not even a fraction of a second the object that shot out of the metallic thing, something white and red that hit the wall in an instant.
The wall shook, and the following barrage of these objects shattered any notion of divinity. Crashing and crumbling the rampart was launched, sending soldiers flying everywhere. The Vaunghe beside the wall were subject to the falling rubble, both the crumbling stone of the walls and the miscellaneous objects they had left upon the wall. All of the objects crushed the few Vaunghe left, save for the few sickly starving soldiers left inside the castle’s inner walls.
Down went the walls, such a harsh strike against the wall that nothing stood in the path of this monster. The roaring splattered through the castle, the screams of the falling wall waking the King himself from his slumber. Such a vast creation had fallen in seconds before the might of the Alizian’s, and now there was nothing left but to watch the battle unfold.
Smoke flooded the inner walls of the castle, casting the few remaining into fits of coughing and blindness. The walls finished their crumbling, and yet the roars didn’t stop. These were not the roars of the wall but the war cries of the soldiers outside, and they began to get louder, echoing through the walls of Dundis and into the ears of the weak nobles and soldiers.
Through the smoke they came, weapons raised and charging the weak. The few that tried to fight were slaughtered, cut down by a sea of green soldiers. Those that were choking, sputtering or raising their hands in defeat were spared, hauled through the hordes and into one of the stables facing the inner wall. They were to be tried and jailed, for no human regardless of their crime should be killed. It is simply not the Alizian way.
Out of the one hundred and fifty two people who were in Dundis, forty two had died in the wall’s destruction, and a further eleven were detained by the Alizian military. There was nothing that the Vaunghe could do, save for locking their doors, shield themselves and hold out for as long as possible. The Vaunghe forces built barricades in their castle, locking away the Alizian combatants for as long as possible. And during all of this Osmund waited. Waiting for his time to end this war, this travesty of battle that had gone on for too long, and that time finally came.
* * * *
Osmund stood alone atop the hill, and watched the madness unfold. The walls crumbled at the face of these weapons with no more effort than a straw house, and the plumes of smoke assaulted his men, although not to the extent of the inner wall. After a few moments of sputtering and choking the men cheered, for this was the moment that they had been waiting for, the end of such a long war now in the Alizian’s favour.
The Vaunghe capital was in shambles, their military long crushed underneath Osmund’s almighty power, and all that was left was the King. Hiding behind his walls as if he didn’t deserve this loss, this final failure in his life. Osmund was willing to spare as many people as he could, it was the Alizian code, but there would be no mercy for the King. This wasn’t one final battle between two great armies, that conflict happened weeks ago, this was the last breaths of a psychotic monarch being silenced amongst the last of his troops.
Osmund gazed longingly at Dundis, the ruined walls and advancing soldiers and doubted. He felt something was off, something was very wrong with all of this. His heart began to thump, as Osmund’s eyes turned every way to understand what was wrong, what abnormality was here. It grew and grew, Osmund began to shake at what was about to happen, nothing was right here Osmund should be somewhere else helping someone, there’s something wrong here something very-
Peace. Osmund’s heart stopped thumping, body stopping its perpetual shaking. He looked again to the marching troops, now almost entirely inside the walls, and looked back to his back, and the reserve Strolomites that now stood. They were cheering, marvelling at the success of the assault, and how the god’s gift had saved so much effort on their part.
Such strange creations composed of metal and flame, Osmund marvelled at the power the gods possessed. These devices were so unique in design Osmund doubted if any army could defeat them. The large red tubes they released could easily destroy an entire village by itself, but with one hundred of them an entire valley could be bathed in flames. Something truly abnormal in this world, something so parallel to the code of battle that no army would ever think of it.
The Vaunghe were once considered to be the greatest fighters, with the tournaments they created bringing forth the greatest warriors from throughout the land. Their dedication and power were unmatched in ferocity and violence, some called the Vaunghe the standing due to their unmatched will to always get back up. Osmund recalled his days in the tournaments, those peaceful days when he was not yet a hero to people, but a simple military man. He was still only Osmu back then, and yet even those of the time knew he would be something special. As Christoff used to say, ‘Ozzie you’re going places, big ones’. Osmund missed Christoff, It had been so long since their last meeting, and all Osmund wanted was to meet again one last time.
Osmund’s assistant came to him, a younger Strolomite by the name of Gizmu. Gizmu was rather muscular for a Strolomite, a strong figure contrasting his associates' plumper bodies, and stature was fairly tall for one of his people at 6’5 ft tall. Hazel hair protruded through a blue helmet, and for the first time Osmund considered what his assistant could look like. Gizmu was one of the many Strolomite’s who refused to show their face until military success, a tradition that Osmund respected. He had no doubt that Gizmu's true face would one day be revealed to him, as the man possessed genuine prowess in the fields of agriculture, something sorely missed in the modern military.
“Osmund, your team is preparing now, they’ll come soon. I advise you to prepare your armour sir, as it won’t be long before you’re sent in.” Osmund sensed mild concern in Gizmu’s voice, but didn’t pursue it.
“Thank you Gizmu, my friend. I’ll begin my preparations, tell the guests to meet me here when they are fully prepared. And do ensure they understand that there is still risk of injury on this mission, ensure each of them wears their armour.” Osmund’s voice was deep and echoed his long life, commanding a sense of authority amongst all Alizian forces.
Osmund left the hill, passing the cheering Strolomite’s and the peasant farmers who supported the army, and entered the rows of tents. They stretched out on either side, one for every four soldiers, until he reached his own tent. Entering Osmund was surprised to discover a fellow commander still asleep in his bed, snoring away peacefully.
Osmund removes his upper clothing, the clean tunic falling to the ground. While removing these clothes Osmund kicks the sleeping man in the leg, which doesn’t actually amount to anything rather than halting his snoring. Osmund kicks the sleeping soldier again, this time in the buttocks, which does a far better job of riling him. The man looks around wide-eyed, before settling onto the sight of the giant Osmund.
“Hey, why'd you kick me? I almost had a bleedin’ heart attack don’t you know not to meddle with a sleepin man?”
“Don’t you know that you were meant to be on the battlefield at the crack of dawn? I don’t know what kind of promotion you’re expecting when you aren’t even going on the battlefield. Do you really want to be Balmun forever?” Osmund spoke coldly, now reaching for his chestplate.
“Well no sir. But the thing is I actually have a very cunning plan, I thought of it all myself.” A smile falls upon the man’s face, whose head bears an uncanny resemblance to a potato.
“And what is that?” Osmund halted his preparations briefly.
“Well if I say I was there but didn't actually go, who’d think I wasn’t? I can just sleep through it all until the battle is won and no one would be the wiser.” Osmund puts a hand onto Balmun’s fleshy shoulder.
“A fine plan, if I wasn’t your commanding officer you buffoon. By the gods I believe some divine creator mistakenly put a turnip in your head instead of a brain because no noble’s son has ever been as frankly idiotic as you have. You’re coming with me to the battlefield, and I suggest you get dressed or you’ll be facing the last of the Vaunghe army with your flopping cock dancing for all to see.” Balmun stood and began to slip some clothes on, as Osmund completed his own set of armour.
Osmund’s armour bore the mark of a noble family, some rich fools who wanted their family crest to be associated with a bloody conflict and a dangerous murderer. Osmund wore it because of the armour’s quality, customfit to encompass Osmund’s 9’5 ft tall body, something no other armour was able to achieve. Osmund’s height was always an oddity, reaching far above the average 8ft heights of most Alizian’s, and making him one of the tallest figures in the lands. It was this height and his skin’s colour that earned him the name of the black death, which he wasn’t particularly fond of due to the mention of his skin. And even then Osmund certainly didn’t feel like a black death, whatever that was meant to be, rather he felt like death itself. Osmund was to be fifty years old by the end of the week, and it showed on his body. The hair that was left on his head was grey, and while still possessing an impressive form Osmund’s body was not in its prime, he was old.
Osmund looked at himself in the full body mirror, grabbing his longsword and leaving the tent, dragging a half dressed Balmun with him. Back through the tents they travelled, back past the now eager Strolomite’s and atop the hill where Osmund’s infiltration team stood. In any other battle Osmund would’ve despised the one that left this group with him, a collection of subpar and mediocre soldiers with all the military future of an Otter in a stew. But then again Osmund’s battle history did feature a lot of important people dying under his watch, so perhaps this was for the better.
The force began with Edmun, a cross between a prostitute and a noble who unfortunately takes more from the noble. An egotistical brat, as well as a greedy goblin of anything that isn’t bolted down, Osmund had borne the unfortunate duty of his company for months, since the initial assault on the capitol. The man could barely hold a weapon, save for slight skill with a flail of all things which he wore by his side. It was a gold plated flail as well, specifically made for beating in the heads of the poor Vaunghe soldiers stupid enough to get close. Blonde hair obscured blue eyes that spoke to his red-light mother, in fact for a noble’s son Edmun had all the appearance of an incestuous dullard. The man had survived by pure luck, and was the only casualty that Osmund wanted his side to suffer.
The Enick twins Humun and Eumun were up next, named after their family crest of the god of alcohol Enick. In contrast to Edmun these were a pair of real soldiers, Osmund had seen the fruits of their labour many times. They were great at the art of flanking, Humon’s greataxe paired alongside Eumun’s spears proved to be an unbeatable combination. The only issue that Osmund had with the pair was their… peculiar relationship. While the two were great fighters, whenever they were together anything else became impossible to comprehend. Osmund had once caught the pair attempting to seduce a goat wearing a knight’s helm, and while they were drunk there is still clear evidence of idiocy amongst them. The pair were identical in appearance, burly figures of 8’5ft, short cut black hair and overgrown beards stretching down their faces, however the distinguishing feature between the two was Eumon’s cleft lip, which gave his speech a lisp.
Josmu was far more a scholar than a soldier, although Osmund enjoyed his presence greatly. Since they first met the pair had hit it off, often discussing each other’s lives in Alizian taverns across the kingdom. A gifted archer, Josmu was the son of two aspiring poets and enlisted into the military voluntarily to assist in the war efforts. Osmund had a great deal of respect for the man, and hoped that the two would one day have a drink together, and ruminate on the past once more.
And then there was Jumun, a gifted soldier and one of the few Osmund thought could take him in his prime. Long strands of red hair ran down her rough face, a pointed nose and peculiar eyebrow shape giving her a perpetual look of disappointment. At a height of 9’2 ft she stood almost toe to toe with Osmund, in fact there were many aspects about her that reminded Osmund of himself. The first was her attitude, she treated every war as a tragedy of its own, and yet she would never fail to perform against her enemies. Skilled in most weapons Jumun’s life had been long and arduous, her worn out armour covered in patches and dents. Osmund had offered her a new set of armour once, to which she vehemently refused, telling Osmund that she wished to end the war in the armour she started it in. Currently she held a single large sword nearly identical to his own, and Osmund predicted that she couldn’t wait for the battle to be over.
The group stood facing the smoking walls, watching the now descending Strolomite’s retrieve the three gifts from the gods. Pushing them back up the hill would take tremendous strength and a long time, which is why nearly double the number of Strolomite’s assisted in the endeavour. Osmund cleared his throat, prompting the looks of the team. All of their eyes were of Balmun, who was somehow already panting after a 2 minute drag through the ground. Osmund released the man and pushed him towards his new comrades, to which he sulked.
Osmund could see through the smoke of the ruins now, noting the strangely high number of bodies present from Osmund’s view. It appeared that there were more forces than originally estimated, as it was initially guessed there were around one hundred and fifty soldiers inside. Judging by the number of corpses inside those numbers clearly forgot to account for the possibility of trainees inside of the castle. This may be a slightly larger fight than initially predicted, although even supposing there were another hundred or so trainees locked inside rooms there were things Osmund could do against that.
“Alright then, good to see that some of you actually bothered to wake up today, Balmun, and I think we all know that this mission is going to end the war.” Balmun raised his hand.
“Yes Balmun?”
“Sir I have a very cunning pl-”
“Shove your plans up your slacker buttocks, you idiot. Now then, I’m gonna say this once, because quite frankly the more chances I give Balmun to interrupt the more likely I’ll butcher myself with this sword. Now then we are the backbone to the forces, our mission is to help take individual points of conflict from alternative points. We will accomplish this with the leaked maps of the castle gained from Vaunghe intelligence. Now then, originally it was believed that we were dealing with only around one hundred and fifty troops, but it looks like someone didn’t remember the number of rookie troops that are trained here, so we could be looking at a few more troops than expected.” Osmund saw the hand raised but tried to ignore it. The man with the potato for a head seemed adamant however, and raised his hand higher. When that didn’t work he raised both arms.
“By the gods what is it?”
“Well sir, what kind of weapons do you think they have?” Osmund stopped in his tracks, not expecting anything even related to an actual important question. A smile formed on his face, it seems that even fools can think every now and again.
“Decent question my friend, we can probably expect the basic mix of swords and axes, likely shields also, but we may have one or two archers running around however it’s unlikely any survived the wall’s collapse.”
“That is good Osmund, once we take a few down I need a weapon, I like the swords myself.”
“What’s wrong with your sword?”
“I left it in the tent sir.” Osmund cupped his hands into his face, cringing against the stupidity of this man.
“Listen…. just everyone follow me please, I mean by the gods man. Come on. Listen I don’t think we will need any armour with us today, we have the single thickest piece of meat just over there as we speak.” Osmund points towards Balmun, who turns to see what everyone is looking at. Without another word Osmund begins to walk down the hill towards the castle, muttering things that even the gods consider a little racy.
* * * *
The ruins of Dundis stood firm in their strength, with the ruined walls blemishing what was once a grand fortress that none had penetrated. Tall spires protrude from the shapeless stone complex. Along the gateway was a path leading directly into the Dundis entrance, which stood slightly ajar. Fragments of the wall had crushed many parts of the outside, with simple wooden stables and trees crushed by the weight of the plummet of the debris. The architecture that remained spoke to the complexities of the Vaunghe, as spiralling patterns adorned the walls of the castle, interlaced with rare jewels that coated the walls. The Vaunghe were so fortunate with minerals that one could find them coating their walls, despite the fact that no one other than a fellow Vaunghe was ever meant to see such a thing.
A veil of embarrassment and determination clashed as the group descended the hill, weapons at the ready. The group had reached the ruins of the wall now, debris coating the grass and the bodies that were surely there. Even destroyed Osmund still felt some of that divine power the Vaunghe always babbled about, he felt the strength in the walls and not for the first time wondered why the gods would bestow such a gift upon such a vile group.
The group began clambering through the ruins, over the cracked pieces of stone and through the divine walls final remains. There was a smell here, the remnants of smoke colliding with the smell of blood, but there was a third smell, one that Osmund knew well. It was the smell of inevitability, heavy in the hair. That which is unlikely to happen always will happen, and when it does the smell adds to it all, the smell of fate and destiny runs through this place.
Inevitability hides everywhere, in the trees and the skies, carried by the wind through it all. From nature it was born, but in man it thrives, the building’s will one day fall, the kingdoms will fade away, and everything will one day lead to something else. From every beginning comes an end, and each end becomes a beginning, this is how it has always been. This place thought itself against such things, and inevitability infected its walls, creeping along slowly rotting the once great walls into a hellish nightmare. Now the bubble has burst, and the smell of inevitability crowds the world, taking over everything.
Moaning. A low whimper. A cry for something. Calls for assistance. A terrified yell. Osmund approaches the source of these noises, his team close behind. At the source of these screams is a Vaunghe soldier, somehow alive after the rampart’s collapse, covered in piles of stone and smoke. His outstretched hand reaches towards Osmund, who in turn takes it.
The man mutters something, sputters blood, and begins to fade. As he does, Osmund moves towards the rocks, feeling against it. Somehow the rocks aren’t as heavy as they should be, and Osmund slowly moves the rocks. The first and second rocks move, and after some struggling Osmund moves the third rock, revealing a bloody leg, spurting forward. Osmund realises how the man survived, the remains of a metal box squashed around him. As the rampart fell the man landed inside, narrowly missing an immediate demise. Now he sat, bleeding in and out of consciousness, and moaning for help. Osmund put his hands around the man, slowly lifting him, and moving forwards into the inner walls.
There are running medics here, and as they see Osmund’s approach they run to him, taking the injured man and placing him onto a table. The man may survive, they told Osmund, however his bleeding may take too much from him. As Osmund turns to leave he hears the voice, the message of the man.
“T-t-th-than-” It was shaky, interrupted by coughs and convulsions, but bore strength, and Osmund felt the ghost of a smile play upon him.
“It wasn’t an issue.” And with that Osmund left the tent, admiring the surroundings in focus for the first time. Eyes bore into him from his party, and yet no one said anything, they couldn’t. Many had called Osmund a monster in his time, they had seen him do bad things to bad people, and yet none would call him a monster, for there is no such thing. Osmund is not some black death, he’s another beast entirely.
For the first time Osmund admired his surroundings, the inner walls were now filled with wreckage, and looked back to the tent. It was amazing how quickly the medics could establish tents, the battle had occurred for less than an hour and already there were three tents established side by side. Besides the wounded Vaunghe soldier were three other injured soldiers, each seeming to be hit by a minor injury likely from the smoke inhalation.
The captured and surrendered were lined up against the castle's wall, being carefully monitored by over sixty members of the contingent. There were only around twelve or thirteen of the captured, smoke-covered and sputtering. On the ground were bodies, those rookies that tried so valiantly to protect what they cared for. They now lay, looking up to the sky blindly.
Osmund saw the bodies and felt his stomach turn. The desire came back. The shaking returned, alongside it the painful sharp stabbing thoughts. Everything changed, he forgot who he was. What kind of person would approve of this, what even was Osmund was he real or fake, how is he even conceiving things like this. What is reality and why is it real, why can’t he understand-
Silence. Peace. Osmund returned to himself, the shaking never happening at all. He looked down at the bodies and continued to walk. There was nothing he could do for them, not anymore. The eyes of his group bore into him, shattering something that had broken a long time ago. He raised his hand and motioned for his team to follow, leaving this travesty of death and life behind.
Footsteps. Osmund turned to their echoing sound, the way they bounced through the place was unbelievable, the way it echoed between the walls and the castle structure itself. Through open castle gates he ran, a messenger in green, sword in its scabbard and now approaching Osmund. The man tripped on something, a large rock of some sort, before standing, dusting himself off and reaching the group.
“Osmund, we have hit the enemy’s points of defence.” The man was young, maybe twenty, and no more than twenty five.
“And? Where are they?”
“There are three fronts, the first is in the scout’s tower where a group of Vaunghe are amassing weapons and barricades fast. We can no longer enter the tower, as the amount thrown down makes common entrance impossible. The second location is the garden, where we believe the last of the nobles and the King himself are. We’ve faced harsh opposition from the enemies, who have formed a wall of shields to protect the door. Finally we have the guard’s quarters, where a few amount of Vaunghe are in active combat as we speak, although that will likely be taken without need for intervention.”
“Good job soldier.”
“Thank you sir.”
Osmund removes a slip of paper from his garb, and admires it in the sunlight. It was a complex map of Dundis, including the secret passages and escape routes of the entire place. It cost the annulment of many Vaunghe men and women, but was worth all the effort. Consulting the map Osmund noted the existence of an escape passageway inside of the tower. It was obscured behind a wall, thus explaining the lack of windows on that side.
“Report back to your commander that we’ll begin with the tower, there are several clear passages into an alternative staircase. Launching a pincer attack we’ll defeat the enemy and allow for the redistribution of forces. By that time I expect the guard’s quarters to be taken, allowing us to completely overflow any opposition protecting the garden.”
“Yes Osmund, I will inform her now.” And with that the young warrior ran back through the castle’s long iron gates.
And thus, the final battle was upon them. Osmund looked upon Dundis, the last symbol of the people who had taken everything from him, the ones who had slaughtered so many innocents, so many that Osmund cared for, and now the end was finally in sight. But it didn’t feel like the end, Osmund could feel no conclusion approaching, it felt like something else, as if this was all leading into something more, some grand massacre the likes of which Osmund had never seen. There’s a darkness ahead, something far worse to come than the echoes of a fallen monarchy, and as Osmund stands he can feel it inside of him, gesturing sensually, awaiting his return to the beginning. In a mental prison of nonexistent existence lies the mother, a slight smile on her lips. She awaits the grasp of Osmund forevermore.

[Previous] [First] [Next]
Memory transcription subject: Andes Savulescu-Ruiz, Human Director at the Venlil Rehabilitation and Reintegration Facility. Universal translator tech.
Date [standardized human time]: December 1, 2136
After Larzo left, I read the reports for a few of the children that didn't have translators yet. Something wasn't adding up. There were dozens of notes of "predator disease", with symptoms as broad as "inability to sit still" and "flat affect". I'd heard comments from the psych department about being shocked by how much aliens sucked at psych, but I didn't expect it to be so bad, especially given how good they were at neuro. It reminded me of "hysteria" diagnoses. The tag just became code for "freaked a nurse out once".
Once I read everyone's file, I put the helmet back on and headed to the North Wing (primarily staffed by Venlil and Zurulians) to check on them in person. I really needed a new visor. Putting it on and off all the time was proving to be a hassle. There were some new models I’d seen in “specialty human stores” near the refugee camps, where the visor had a stiff structure at the top and a loose cloth-like one at the bottom, allowing for ease of eating. It looked just like all the others from outside, while being vastly more comfortable. That seemed like something I could stand wearing all day.
I went through all the high-priority language-acquisition kids who'd gotten the implant. They were incredibly shy, and liked to huddle up close, but had taken well to them. Two of the smaller kids were holding up toy spaceships and making whooshing noises with them. The visiting teachers had already cleared most of them for starting classes here, and if they proved they could handle it, they might start attending a special education school outside the facility to help them with socialisation. A few of the boys, who tended to skew younger, were watching a screen together. Two girls and a boy were playing with construction blocks quietly. Some of the kids with implants were even attentively listening to one of the nurses read from a book and show them the pictures. None of them were any flavour of literate(obviously), but their impairments seemed minimal and likely to be reduced over time if given sufficient support.
It seemed we had gotten absurdly lucky. The other facilities had more catatonic kids. I counted two out in the corner with vacant eyes, but they were huddled together at least. Prosocial behaviour. Some others were twitchy and clearly hypervigilant, but they were responsive.
Then I went through the ones with the scary scans. Like I suspected, the kids with "predator disease" just looked like kids to me. Maybe a little hyper or rambunctious, but they'd just discovered elbow-room. Both reactions made sense: huddle together for a sense of safety or explore everything everywhere all at once the moment you suddenly can.
It was reassuring! Just because a brain looks fucked up, it doesn't mean it is. Brains, especially those of children, are incredibly malleable. People with hemispherectomies live largely normal lives, after all. There were stories of concentration camp survivors complaining about the quality of their food within weeks of being freed.
Hedonic adaptation is often greater than we give it credit for. A creepy brain scan is just one data point. Watching them interact made me orders of magnitude more optimistic about their prospects.
Two of them were fighting over a toy with all their might. One eventually won and the other fell on her butt. The victor ran off and hid behind a filing cabinet. Instead of crying for help, the losing kid seemed to just glare and begin plotting her revenge. I couldn’t help but chuckle at the quiet seething coming from that adorable little fuzzball.
"Is this typical of them since their arrival?" I asked a human aide.
"Yeah. Kinda wild for Venlil, but I think that's probably better than the ones that are basically catatonic. Thoughts, Director?"
"I agree. But we might have to move them around soon. I'm a little concerned about some of the tags in their files."
She nodded and went to help someone else bring in a box of storybooks.
I found I kinda liked the deferential way in which the other doctors and nurses and aides treated me as I checked on them. "Yes, sir", "of course, Director Andes". Larzo just called me Andes, which was fine, but I liked feeling important sometimes.
One of the girls in the low priority group kept sneaking glances at me. She had a speckled pattern of dark spots on her white fur, with two big black shapes around her eyes and a round smaller one around her mouth. She reminded me of a dalmatian my neighbour had, when I was a kid. It was aggressively cute. She rushed up to the aide that was handing out snacks, made some growling noises and pointed at me.
Hmm. That must be one of the ones they said struggled with language.
"Oh that? That's the human director,” the nurse said, squatting down to be at eye level with the kid, then added in a hushed tone “don't get too close to the humans. They're predators."
That seemed a little crazy to me (if she can call me a predator, can't I take off the stupid helmet? Was that not the information we were trying to keep from them? Was I going to have to reprimand the anxiety-filled rabbit-sheep on her third day of work?) but the little girl with the spots didn't seem freaked out at all. She just kept staring at me.
It might have been a little creepy if she wasn't so adorable.
The nurses and aides--especially the Venlil ones--seemed most comfortable with the babies, who would be sent to adoptive homes soon enough, as they had the best chance of a smooth reintegration into Venlil society.
The older kids had a curfew, and specific meal times, but were otherwise encouraged to wander around the different sources of enrichment built into the first floor of the North Wing, from playgrounds to books, to a little room filled with data pads that had child-friendly cartoons. There were some classes, but the psych specialist had decided that after being so cooped up, the kids would struggle with the concept of freedom, and so we should make it as clear as possible that they now had it. I headed back to my office which existed in a smaller section between the two wings.
There were a few things in need of cleaning up, but they'd all been addressed. I took off my helmet and got to work on my first report to the Committee for Rescued Venlil Rehabilitation - Human Division (CRVR-HD).
Perhaps an hour into that process, I met my venlil counterpart. He passed by my office door and let out a startled squeak. He dipped into his office, left his bag inside, and poked his head into my office. I thought I saw a shadow move when he did, but I assumed I must have imagined it. That or it was some sort of space butterfly in the periphery of my vision.
"H-h-hello... H-h-human..."
I took a deep breath, which he found somehow intimidating. I took another deep breath, to avoid getting pissed off by him finding breathing intimidating.
"Hello, you are Doctor Karim, right?"
"Yes, yes, and you, um, you are, uh. Um." I couldn’t tell if he had genuinely forgotten my name, or if he was just that freaked out.
"Andes Savulescu-Ruiz."
He frowned. "Not Doctor?"
I shrugged. "My university got blown up, so I'm not really sure what the status is on my credentials. But I did finish my doctorate, if that means anything to you."
He started shaking a little less and walked closer to me.
"Y-yes, I was-was told. Doctor Andes is fine, you have earned it."
I gave him a nod. He nodded back.
"I had, um, assumed that I would b-be um. Director of… this facility. I did not know what to expect of a human um, co-uh. Co-Director."
"To be honest, I don't know what to expect either. When they told me I would be spearheading this, I didn't think there would be a human division and a venlil division. I assume it's so you guys don't have to boss humans around if it freaks you out."
"Yes," Karvim said. "Yes, most certainly. And for your predatorial expertise."
My what? "...Go on?"
"These children. They have been reared–if we can call it that–by and among predators, for the most part. We do not know if they have acquired predator disease, but even that framework is currently being questioned. So your perspective will be vital. Not to mention you are known to communicate with the Arxur, which we… may have need of." He looked a little pissed off about that last part. I decided not to focus on it too much.
"...Good to know," I said, positively baffled about my supposed predatorial expertise.
“I will begin my work now. Feel free to leave. It would be better to avoid unnecessary overlap,” he said. I realized then that he was expecting some sort of tagging in-and-out where we don't actually interact.
“We’ll have to discuss that later,” I said, “human sleep-wake cycles don’t map well onto venlil ones.
“So I’ve heard. Have a good rest of your shift,” he said, and headed out.
As though summoned by mention of “predatorial expertise”, Shaleth called me two minutes later, and nearly gave me a heart attack.
“Andes, I have been returned to my people in exchange for your pets. How are you finding them?” he said, like it was the most natural thing in the world! I nearly jumped out of my seat when he popped up.
“What the fuck? Doesn’t this shit have caller ID? What are you doing?” I scrambled to lower the volume and figure out the settings on the app.
“You are not happy to hear from me?” he asked, clearly a little miffed. Did he ask Asleth for my info?
“I’m at work! You can’t just call me at work. I’m working with–”
“With the cattle, yes, the ones you like so much. I asked you how you were finding them,” he repeated, clearly not grasping the whole I am at work situation.
“They’re… Doing as well as we could expect, Shathel. Some are better than others.”
“Well I hope they’re worth the effort. The lab meat you sent in exchange is really quite delightful, you know? I believe I understand now why the Chief Hunter is so eager to have an alliance with you Humans.”
“Well… Good. Cruelty-free, you know?”
“Ah, but sometimes the cruelty is the best part!” he said, like a whole-ass supervillain. I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Sure, Shaleth, sure, the brutal murder is the best part of eating,” I said with a roll of my eyes.
“Spend enough time with those quivering creatures, and you’ll soon see it my way,” he said smugly. “Send me a message when you are not at work. I demand to know what has happened since you arrived on the most succulent of planets. You look healthy.”
He ended the call and I groaned, leaning back into my chair and rubbing my temples. I ran a hand through my hair, leaned back against my chair, and only then did I notice a little white tail, with little black spots peeking out from behind one of my bookcases.
“...Hey there, little lamb,” I said, a little concerned about how much of that she’d heard. I was pretty sure it was the same little girl who’d pointed me out to the nurse. She peeked out from behind one of my boxes of books, and stared directly at me. Still cute. “Did you need something?”
She didn’t say anything.
“...Should I call a nurse?”
Nothing.
“You know I don’t actually think you’re food, right? We’re not gonna eat you. Is this okay? Should I put my visor back on?”
The stare remained.
“...Alright, how about… I just go over here…” I slowly got off my seat and walked over to the door, “and I open the door… And then I back away so that–” In a blink, she scurried out of my office.
“...Well, that’ll be an interesting conversation with Dr. Vemla,” I muttered, and finished up my report. Once done and sent, I headed over to the Psych floor on the North Wing. Doctors Vemla and Rodriguez were having a heated discussion.
"--don't understand the needs of the Venlil. The signs! We are different from humans!"
"I know," Rodriguez said, trying to placate her. "But what I have seen thus far is entirely explicable through trauma, I don't want to write these children off."
"Then I should transfer them over to you," Vemla said pointedly, as if it was a threat.
"I don't see why not," Rodriguez said, giving her a little shrug.
"Everything good here?" I asked. Vemla was a little startled by my appearance, but seemed grateful suddenly.
"I fear we may be leaning a little too much into the human comfort with predatory behaviour," she said, "one of these children bit another one. And the way they move their tails… as if they had weights attached to them. It's unnatural."
I nodded. "Okay… I believe the proposed course of action is wise, then. If you think these children are dangerous, they pose the least danger to human workers. Transfer them over to Rodriguez. We'll see about housing details when the South Wing is finished in a couple of days and they've stopped pouring in from the main hospitals."
"Very well," she said, looking suitably satisfied. "It will be a good way to test the efficacy of the human way of handling these cases."
"I agree," Rodriguez said.
"...Alright," I said, "Doctor Rodriguez, can we talk?"
She led me into her office, closed the door and took off her visor.
"One of the kids saw me talking to an Arxur," I said. She paled, then tried to force herself into a more neutral expression.
"Um. And why exactly–"
"It was a surprise call, I didn't know he had my info," I explained, hoping it didn't look too defensive.
"And the child, how are they?"
"...Seemed fine?"
She looked at me curiously. "Fine? No crying, no shrieking, no shaking?"
"Yeah. I opened the door and she scurried out like a mouse caught with a cookie in a spotlight."
Rodriguez provided me with a patented Psychologist-grade "Interesting".
"I thought so."
"Could you identify this child?"
"Oh sure. She looks like a dalmatian with big spots on her eyes and mouth."
She nodded. "Keep an eye out for her. I think I know who it is. I'll notify you when I have a session with her."
"Sounds good," I said, and headed out the door. "Good luck with your new patients."
She nodded. "Thank you, Director."
I decided to clock out and hit the gym after that. The notion of the gymnasium for recreational purposes seemed to be entirely alien to the Venlil. Soldiers exercised, as did exterminators (or, some of them, anyhow). But it seemed to be more of a duty than a desire, which is why the “gym” was just a room with a soft floor, a couple of small treadmills for testing purposes, weights, and–paid out of my own fucking pocket–a set of gymnastic rings. Between the prohibition of “predatory” pursuits like martial arts and the fact that everything was heavier and harder, I’d settled into an annoyingly difficult yoga routine.
Larzo came by at around the fourth pose. I shifted the weight from one leg to the other and he stared for three whole breaths.
“Can I help you?” I asked, glancing back at him before focusing on my form again.
“... Yes, I was… I was looking for you and thought you’d… Could I draw you, when you do this?” he asked.
“Sure?” I said, because what else do you say when an alien marsupial asks to draw your yoga poses? “Why were you looking for me?”
“Well, I noticed a curious pattern among some of the children and I thought we should have a meeting about it.”
“Schedule it with Karim,” I said. “I clocked out five minutes ago.”
Larzo scoffed. “As if he would listen to me. Come on, Andes.”
“Alright, I’ll schedule it during my next couple of shifts, now what do you–”
As I shifted to a “rainbow bridge” pose, looking at him upside down, I noticed two venlil little girls staring from behind the rack of weights. One was the one who’d been in my office, and the other one was black with a scruffy white band around her neck that didn’t reach her shoulders and white hair on top.
Their ears were startled up when they noticed me looking at them. I looked off to the side to see them better through a mirror instead of directly.
“What do I what?” Larzo asked. I slowly brought a finger to my lips. The girls had stopped looking at me so intently, and instead were facing each other and hissing, with the occasional growl or baring of teeth. Were they having an argument? Could they do that?
One of them saw I was still looking at them through their reflection and grabbed the other. They scurried out of sight. Only then did Larzo notice them.
“Oh. I saw one of them earlier. She had a scratch.”
“The one with the little spots snuck into my office. Cute, aren’t they?” I said, switching to a handstand as slowly as I could. “Sneaky too. I wonder what they’re up to.”
---
SECURITY FOOTAGE VIDEO TRANSCRIPT, MODIFIED TRANSLATOR SETTINGS ANDES-5
[standardized human time]: December 1, 2136
[Four venlil girls sit inside a room, each on their own bed. They are identified as 85731-C, 85763-D, 86392-B, 85719-A. Henceforth referred to by the last digit and letter of their designation.]
1-C: I found the room the big one works in.
2-B: I saw him too. He's not that big, some of the other bosses are bigger.
1-C: He's the strongest. And they know it. They bow their heads and say yes sir.
9-A: What are you trying to do? Do you want them to eat you?
1-C: I am trying to give us an advantage. It worked before. Find the biggest boss. Get the biggest boss on our side. We get extra treats and don't die.
3-D: Never go alone. Always together. Bad idea.
9-A: Why are you like this?
2-B: You have no idea if that worked. They could have been fattening us up.
1-C: They didn’t. They brought us here. Because we were good.
2-B: They brought plenty of prey here. We are not special. Never be first or last, most or least, best or worst.
3-D: Never volunteer, never call attention.
2-B: See? 85763-D Understands! Why can’t you understand, 85731-C?
1-C: I understand better than you. New place! New rules!
2-B: You’re slow and stupid and soon they’re going to realize you’re too ugly to be a productive girl and any babies you have will be slow and stupid too, and they’ll eat you instead of taking you to breed.
1-C: You’re slow and stupid! You can’t even hide from them! I hid for a long time and he didn’t even notice me, but with you there he noticed right away!
2-B: Of course you’re good at hiding, there’s nothing to look at!
[1-C runs out of the room]

Content creators are calling this out as a confusing omission and highly upvoted posts asking about why the adept weapons don't have double selectable perks so thought it was worth sharing that bungie did indicate that there are technical limitations to the enhanced perks crafting which is coming later for adept Root of Nightmare weapons.
This might be the reason why they have not put multiple selectable perks on the adept guns from master Root of Nightmares.
Overall, a god roll adept drop is worth keeping since after enhancing, it would be better than the crafted based version with double enhanced perks.
Quote from Oct 6, 2022 update indicating that this is different from the base crafting system and more complex but they are investing in it because adept weapons should not be inferior to crafted base versions with enhanced perks.

What about Adept raid weapon viability?
As it stands, crafted base raid weapons are flat out better than Adept raid weapons. We're not happy with this current state and have changes coming in Lightfall that give the new Lightfall raid Adept weapons access to enhanced perks (note that this is not going to be full, freeform crafting). It’s a little complex, so please look out for more information to come when we’re a little closer to Lightfall's release.

Quote from dev team update on Feb 14, 2023, detailing the enhanced crafting for adept raid weapons which includes how this is a narrow release for only master root since the system has technical limitations and they will investigate further before scaling the feature to other weapon pools.

Raid Adept weapon enhancing
We want to expand the enhanced trait perk capabilities of crafted weapons over to other weapons without increasing the amount of Deepsight you need to acquire.
To do this, we'll be introducing a new weapon enhancing feature to a very limited number of new weapons. The first weapons to obtain this enhancement capability will be the Adept weapons acquired from the Master difficulty Lightfall raid (the non-Adept base raid weapons will remain crafted).
Note that Master raid adept enhancing will be introduced a few weeks after the Lightfall Master raid release. The feature will be backwards compatible with the Lightfall raid Adept weapons you have already acquired but won’t include previous raids.
Weapon enhancing allows a weapon to be upgraded with enhanced traits, a level, and a memento socket. This upgrade will consume standard currencies (and Spoils of Conquest, for raid weapons) and will be applied through a new tiered weapon mod. Once enhanced, you will be able to modify limited aspects of the weapon at the crafting Relic.
For the initial limited rollout, weapon enhancing will have three tiers:
Enhancement Tier 1:
Replaces the existing Masterwork. Grants an enhanced intrinsic, weapon level, “first enhanced” timestamp, and memento socket.
For raid Adepts only: allows full selection over the barrel and magazine perks (these perks are individually gated by level, same as crafted weapons).
The cost of weapon enhancing tier 1 will vary based on the Masterwork tier that is being replaced. Enhancing a weapon that has a Masterwork tier value of 10 will be much cheaper than enhancing a weapon with a Masterwork tier value of 1.
Enhancement Tier 2:
Weapon level 11 requirement. Allows enhancing of the left column trait perk.
Enhancement Tier 3:
Weapon level 17 requirement. Allows enhancing of the right column trait perk.
This enhancement feature will be added to new raid Adepts starting in Lightfall. Due to technical limitations, we will not be committing to a wide expansion of this capability to other weapons until we investigate further.

Currently master raids only have purpose or getting raid titles. There is no point in running them once you get raid titles. People can argue regarding the adept weapons. We all know adept are flex at best and gives little benefit over a fully crafter enhanced god roll version. This is my personal opinion. People might like adept weapons. In my opinion following things can be done to make it more rewarding. 1) ARTIFICE ARMORS - Master raid are probably the most end game activity for a PvE player this game has to offer. All these players probably won't be using a non artifice Armor which the current version of raid drops. Letting the Armor to be artifice will greatly help. Specifically the master raids have stat focussed loot on weekly rotation it will be a go to activity for many chasing those triple 100 builds. 2) EXOTIC ARMORS - Spiky exotic armors with stat focussed will be huge win win for players. Currently the rng with exotic armors is pretty insane. If we can get a ghost mod which can decide which Armor (exotic) to drop ( legs/chest/head/arms). It will be very benfecialy to people doing this raid. Also make the encounters farmable for this exotic armors. First run will give raid loots and subsequent runs have chance to drop these exotic armors. 3) ASCENDANT ALLOY - Add them to loot pool in addition to shards. Currently very few activities drops them. It will be a great little addition. 4) ADEPT WEAPONS WITH ADEPT PERKS - I think enhanced perks should be replaced by adept perks in adept weapons.. Introduce adept perks which add some additional benefit over normal perks.

What is cracking Reddit, I’m here today to talk about my depression and vent a little bit I guess, long story short my mom was addicted to drugs and drug me through a WILD childhood, I saw things no child should ever see. At one point ended up trapped at some crazy doctors house with my mom when I was around 7 or 8 for like a week straight because he had her so doped up on Oxys and ambien doing god knows what locked in his bedroom. Saw my mom get beat up a few times. Lived without electricity and water at times I watched my mother go through the worst depression I have ever seen anyone in EVER at times she would just be crying randomly, she always had horrible migraines, I spent countless nights of my life sleeping in different hospitals around the country….. Got severely bullied in school because of my weight and horrible cystic acne. Also sexually abused as a child etc…. Ya know the usual stuff.
although my mom dragged me through some horrible things as a child I forgive her and will love her until the end of time. Unfortunately she passed away about 2 years ago. But through all of this she was my best friend, my rock and my entire world. She was also the person that supported me emotionally the most and now she’s gone so that’s a bit rough. I’m 22 years old now and since I was born my living situation has probably changed upwards of 25 different times If not more.
After i turned 15 I decided that I couldn’t continue living with my mom. So I moved in with my dad. Of course my dad wasn’t the greatest role model. I won’t go down that road too far but, at that time it was just me and my dad. He is a very stubborn and aggressive man, I know he loves me with all his heart but the verbal and mental anguish his outbursts would leave me was crazy. Going from living with my mother who did nothing but give her best (Given the circumstances) to show me how much she loved me. And her will to survive and make sure I was okay. To that really messed me up.
Anyways I’ll get to the more recent times in my life. I started a great career in oil and gas when I was 17 about to turn 18 and had just graduated. Things were going great, until about 2 years in I was living with my dad still, Smoking weed and getting drunk VERY frequently. All while holding a banger job for my age. And then all of a sudden one day I’m there playing Apex, and the next second my aunt is yelling crying and banging on my front door telling me my mom is dead. What a way to tell someone their mom died right??? Anyways that same day I decided to change my life and my bad habits. That next week I moved out of my dads into my other aunt and uncles house who had basically been my second mom and dad my entire life. The rest of my moms family is VERY VERY well off. Here I was in a safe and clean environment where I could be drug free. (With the occasional drunken metal head bbq nights with my uncle😂)
At this point I felt like my life was set and I was on a roll for success! Everything went great for the next couple years until I was badly injured at work. Now I’ll be honest here, I could absolutely go back to work but instead I decided I wanted a change of pace in my life and now I am pursuing higher education. I’n the past few months I have Decided to change my career, Started my first semester of college, and moved into a brand new house with my previous roomates who are also my good friends. But for some reason out of nowhere, I have hit the worst and saddest depression I have ever felt. First it started with digestive problems about a month ago and now I’m in a full blown state of constantly grinding schoolwork because I’m so scared of failing and letting my family down, barely eating and sleeping and the occasional manic (Suicidal thought) episodes when laying in my bed at night. I just want to scream and cry, I can feel the emotional turmoil in my head but I can’t let it out? My body just won’t let me… I recently smoked weed HEAVILY for a few weeks straight and was feeling a little better during this time but quickly put a stop to it as I started to become lazy with school and weed just started making me paranoid because my family has always associated drugs with failure. So now I’ve been completely sober and I’m still pretty depressed/Scared and I forgot to mention that I have crippling anxiety. When it gets bad my hands shake uncontrollably and my whole body gets super fidgety and twitchy. Also when it is bad my voice cracks uncontrollably and it sounds like I’m about to cry when I talk because I can barely get any noise out. I don’t think it’s weed withdrawal because up until about 5 weeks ago I hadn’t smoked weed but once or twice in 3 years! Anyways. I’m all caught up with straight A’s in school, completely sober, never had a problem going cold Turkey on any substances, Live with my best friends and have literally every single thing I want, New car, Badass gaming setup, a TCG collection to DIE FOR and a wonderful group of family and friends who would support me till the end of time but I just can’t kick this depression and I feel like I’m going crazy!!!!!
Anyways sorry for the unreasonably long post. But please if anyone has advice send it my way, I just want to feel good again.
PS. I LOVE YOU ALL, if anyone ever needs someone to talk to PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME I UNDERSTAND AND I AM HERE FOR YOU❤️❤️❤️.
EDIT: While I was writing this I was extremely distressed and in a bad mental state. I have calmed down quite a bit and I will say i have a correction to make. I absolutely do have a problem with abusing substances to their max potential. In the past few weeks I went from being sober and on a good path to spending probably around $1000 on weed and alcohol. And up until the last time I smoked or drank 8 days ago my paranoia got so bad that while I was on vacation with 5 of my buddies (8 days ago) I decided that I needed to stay in the hotel room for the rest of the trip and save as much money as possible because I thought my life was ruined because money was low and for some reason I would have to bail out of my current living situation as soon as I got home. Now I’m home, everything is normal and my situation could not be better. But for some reason I can’t shake this feeling of absolute impending doom.

With the way Destiny 2 currently is, there isn't any imediate identity with weapons and their elements unless you get specific perks like Headstone and Hatchling. If you don't get perks like that for your elemental weapons, they feel and function very similarly to any other gun (ignoring the cosmetic feel and sound).
It is time for Destiny to implement a more "traditional" Elemental Status Effect system. I think this could be done by taking all the elemental perks and implementing them and bundling them with the weapons themselves. So every Solar weapon would innately have Incandescent and every Strand weapon would have hatchling.
This could definitely become overpowered though, as now you have elemental perks innately, which opens room for things like Frenzy. Therefore, I think they would need to balance this by nerfing the damage/AoE of the status effects or making the effect activation RNG (like a status chance). However, I think this should either be independent to weapon classes. For example, a sniper could proc the effect 100% on a head shot, while an smg can proc the effect with a 20% chance (regardless of precision). Special weapons would probably have stronger effects, while Heavy would be event stronger. Like for Headstone, a special ammo stasis weapon could spawn a crystal with a burst of AoE slow, and a heavy weapon would probably have more stacks of slow on the AoE slow burst.
This would give elemental weapons a clear synergy with subclasses that can be identified by new players and taken advantage of by those who dig into the details of the game. I feel like this would also allow Bungie to make more unique legendary weapons too since there can be stats for status effects and such. This can also lead to bungie adding new perks that affect status chance for a weapon or maybe even change the properties of a status proc (Like, 10% chance to ignite twice or something?). Anyway, lots of new potential for weapon variety.
Overall, I feel like this would give an inherent distinction between Elemental and Kinetic weapons that synergizes well with classes and is easy to identify with newer players, and then it can be expanded on by those who really take the time to understand Destiny's systems.

I used to think success was driving down a beach-front highway having to choose between breathing in the new car smell from your convertible, or putting the top down for some salt air.
1 week ago, I had neither of those choices and today the very thought of beach air and new car smell makes me fucking sick.
Before I get into this, let me be clear: this is not a confession of guilt for anything I’ve done. I never wanted all this shit. From the very start it was only about one thing: Getting my son, James a birthday present.
I wasn’t even trying to get him the BEST or the BIGGEST or the most EXPENSIVE birthday present. Just
A present. The present I set out to get.
But instead...
I went to the 7/11 on Santa Monica and bought a MegaMillions lotto ticket.
My name is Daniel Baxter, and this is the day I thought I won the lottery.
​
April 8, 2022 – 2:03AM
It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and I’m at the Hollywood Casino. I’ve got every penny to my name spread across the craps table and some dickhead on his bachelor party holds the dice of fate in his clammy little hands.
My last 3 meals have been from discarded room service trays at LAX Hilton, my truck doesn’t start without a prayer and the tires have been leaking air for the last month which is fine because now I know the location of every free air filling station in LA County.
If I’d paid my phone bill, it’d be buzzing a crater in my leg from my ex, Lenora, asking if I’d picked up our son’s birthday gift with the $200 she gave me.
“Gave me” isn’t quite the right term. She handed it to me with a scowl then told me “if you gamble this shit you’ll never fucking see him again.” Things had been tense lately.
But none of that matters because this guy’s been hot and it’s with his help that I’ve turned that 200 hundred into almost 3 grand. The only question is; are the rhythms with me or not?
Maybe you call it God. Maybe you call it Karma or the natural vibe of the earth or mercury or whatever. When the rhythms are on, everything goes your way. You crush your yearly review at work and get the raise you’re after or you’re at some party and you’ve got everyone eating outta the palm of your hand.
Most things are math. Craps is math. Poker is math. Phone bills are math. Divorce rates are math and if I keep having to eat off of room service trays, the likelihood of me waking up with diarrhea is math.
It’s all just probability. But when the rhythms are on, the probability doesn’t matter. You could take a 1 and a million shot back-to-back and hit it twice. That’s what the rhythm can do for you.
Summer of 2018 I was up over 2 million. I couldn’t lose a hand of blackjack, I couldn’t crap out if I tried, I couldn’t say the wrong thing to Lenora and every time I walked into the room my son, James, would light up like a fucking lantern.
It used to be me and Lenora at the tables. The place was always open, the food is fine and the drinks are free. If we weren’t at the tables we were in the lounge talking Black Jack strategy or in the bar talking game theory or hanging out at the slots like a couple’a mice pressing a button and waiting for the cheese to pop out.
Sometimes it’s nice to be a mouse. I’ve got rats in my house. They don’t pay rent or go food shopping. All they have to do is avoid eating a piece of death cheese or poison and honestly that’s not too far off from how I live anyways.
When we had James, things changed though. As Lenora put it “risking your son’s dinner isn’t chasing something it’s chasing nothing.” And I guess the 45-minute commute to the Hollywood wasn’t a valuable use of her time. Lots of people commute to work even longer. When I was working at Goldman, I commuted an hour and a half each way from Connecticut. Granted I was on a train but the point is we all commute to work.
It was nice having her here. It was nice seeing James with a smile. It was nice to check my bank account and feel a life raft around me, rather than a black hole forming in my bellybutton.
But the rhythms shifted.
Now it’s just me here next to Lenny with the beard, Jackie with the cigar and Jonie who’s been serving drinks here so long her face should be on the highway billboards. After Lenora broke it off with me she got together with Kelton who works for a hedge fund which (for the record) is still gambling. He’s just doing it with other people’s money.
James’ 9th birthday is three days away. He wants an iPad and soon as I cash out, I’ll be able to pick one up, maybe kick some back to Lenora and spread some cash around to the litany of people I’m on the hook to.
I’m one big night away from wiping it all out. I just need one hit. One night of pure rhythm... and I’ll be back.
The shooter shakes the dice in his hand then tosses ‘em. I watch them clack on the table walls below me, but before they even settle on the pass line, I can already feel the star implode in my stomach.
In a flash, my hard work is raked away by some new guy named Carl with a moustache and not a single ounce of sympathy.
The party’s at Lenora (and Kelton’s) which was fine because honestly, I didn’t just have rats.
The rats came in chasing the cockroaches but when a bunch of them got into my Cadbury Mini Egg stash and died under the living room floor, a pack of fleas picked the carcass clean before making their way into the carpet above. So, yeah...at the moment I have fleas, cockroaches and rats. I had a bug bomb guy coming in a couple days but things were gonna be a little itchy until then.
It's three days until the party. I’ve got no gift and if I show up without that 200 bucks I may never see my kid again.
​
April 8, 2022 – 6:32AM
There’s only so much you can do on a security guard’s salary and being paid $12 an hour to guard millions of dollars in Mercedes automobiles is hilarious. What am I supposed to do if some guy comes in to steal a car? Lay my life on the line and hope my out-of-pocket HMO covers bullet wounds?
I don’t even have dental. I got a root canal that needed to be recapped 10 minutes after it was put in.
I’ve been on Mr. Jenkins about a raise but he keeps telling me “we gotta sell more cars, Davey,” as if I’m the one selling cars. I’m a fucking security guard what the hell’s that gotta do with me? Last I checked it was my job to keep cars on the lot and getting them off was yours.
Jenkins owns every car dealer on Van Nuys. Maybe you’ve seen his ads on TV where he slides into frame wearing a suit while riding a surfboard just to say “COME ON DOWN!” He can afford to buy a surfboard for tv ad that has no mention of surfing or aquatic sports of any kind but he can’t pay me an extra $3 an hour so I can re-introduce cold foods to my diet.
I spend most of my shift eyeing the mint green on onyx black SLS convertible they keep in the lobby. It’s flashy but it’s got a nut sack under the hood so you know you could back it up if you went toe-to-toe with some clown at a red light. Sometimes I just stare at it but I never touch it. I only wanna touch it when it’s mine. Which it would be...
Maybe I could steal it and sell it to get the iPad and some other shit. I know all the codes but then again I wouldn’t need the whole car. The thing costs half a mill. Maybe I could lift a rear-view mirror. Who would notice? Then again with the way the rhythm’s set I’d probably bump into the fucking FBI on the way out.
I’ve been doing my best to get things together but the cards aren’t falling my way and there’s not much you can really do about that. I’ve been going to the Hollywood for 15 years so I know I’m due for a run.
Me and Lenny talking about this all the time at the lounge. Sometimes you’re on the downbeat and sometimes you’re on the upbeat. Lately I feel like it’s been all downs but the thing about being a father though, is that you’re not the only one on that ride.
It used to be that I could take a few down weeks or months even. Sleep in the car, call the landlord and talk them out of breaking down the door but when you got a kid everything changes. You suffer, he suffers. Lately Lenora’s been paying for that but you see she keeps a tally. She says she doesn’t but she does.
Every time she has to pay for something she looks at me like I’m the biggest piece of shit then says “It’s ok, David.” Which it really isn’t.
The fees and stuff aren’t the real problem. It’s being able to take James out and take care of him. She wants to take that away from me and honestly I don’t blame her.
Last week my card got declined trying to pay for ice cream. James had already eaten half of his and the lady made us give it back. He didn’t talk to me the whole way home then 2 days later Lenora told me James didn’t really like spending time with me anymore. A week after that she filed for sole custody and told me they were thinking about moving to Chicago. Who the fuck would want to live there? It’s cold as fuck and the people are assholes.
​
April 8, 2022 – 12:20PM
I do pickups for a porta-john company on the side. It’s just temporary. I don’t clean the shit I just spray down the units and suck out cans and shit with a wet-vac before this guy named Pete sticks a hose in the back and drains the whole thing out.
I’m always surprised by what people put on the walls of a john. Usually it’s just drawings like hearts and shit but sometimes the rhythm finds you there too. One time I spotted a phone number Sharpied on a toilet seat but it was missing 1 number. 8 digits. Kinda like 4 roulette numbers right?
I took em to the Hollywood and won 5 grand on one roll! Hasn’t worked again for me yet... but that’s the thing about it man.
But today I’m cleaning out a row of johns after some music festival which by the way is far and away the worst clean ups to get. Sure you see these kids all cleaned up online in some tweed outfit or some shit but you should see the shit that comes out of these kids. It’s like paving tar with glitter and red bull cans.
I look down in the last john I’m hosing down and I see something. Peaking out of the mounds I see: a $20 bill.
I stared at it for a second but I could hear Pete coming down the line about to suck it into oblivion. I never seen cash in the john before. Sometimes you hear a coin clank through the hose but a 20 bill just staring you right in the face?
I did what any man would do. I grabbed it and when I pulled my hand out I was half expecting it to be missing a layer of skin.
Later I’m sitting in the truck staring at this 20 bucks thinking “why would this come to me?” There had to be a reason. It wasn’t just on the floor of some john. It was in the last john after the nastiest event at a time when all I needed was one shot.
It was the rhythm.
But having to do that for just $20 didn’t add up. There had to have been a greater purpose and you know what they say about money. You don’t let it sleep. You wanna get that money out and get it working.
Craps kicked my teeth in this morning and you can’t do shit with 20 bucks on a blackjack table. I had to think bigger.
Then I’m driving home from work and I see the 7/11. Powerball was at 2.11 BILLION. The biggest in history. If you got all 6 numbers right you got the whole chicken. If you got 5 you got just shy of 8 million bucks. Boom.
I had my usual numbers but this wasn’t a usual day. I told the cashier to give me “all randoms today.” 10 slips at $2 each.
That night I sat down on my couch waiting for the Powerball to come on tv... then I blacked out.
The next thing I knew I was staring at 6 numbers lit up on my tv screen: 08, 07, 14, 29, 40, 16
And on my slip: 08, 07, 14, 29, 40, 22
I had 5 out of 6 numbers. I’d just won 8 million dollars
​
April 9, 2022 – 9:01AM
I’m standing in line at the California Lottery Offices. It’s not some huge expansive place. It’s a shitty little line up of people with various ailments trying to dispute their $5 winning ticket.
My mind is racing. Who do I pay back first? Do they give me the cash here? Is it in a duffel bag? When do I have to hold that big ass check? Do I wear a mask? I saw a guy do it in a scream mask once to maintain his anonymity. Honestly it might be nice to be seen. Not only has everyone seen me as a piece of shit forever but also I haven’t exactly kept a detailed list of everyone I owe money to.
It’d be good for people to just hit me up, I can cut a check and tell them “thanks for your patience.” Maybe I’d even give them a little off the top as a tip.
The guy a the counter basically spat in my face; “It’s gotta be reviewed. Takes 2-5 days. We’ll email you a link to collect any winnings.” It was like I just accused him of something. No congratulations or anything which at first, I was pissed about but then I realized that clearly I wasn’t the first asshole who thought they won the lottery.
Except I really did. 2-5 days was nothing. I’d been living in the shit for years I could do another few days.
Stepping outside, everything looked the same. The air wasn’t purer or the sunlight any more sunlightier and I still had to fill up my tires at the Shell on Cahuenga. There’s something about being rich without actually having any appearance of being rich.
That secret alone is like having a bomb in your pocket. People treat you regular, they smile and make conversation but deep down you think...if I pulled this out I could kill you with it.
But when people do think you have money, the more of it they give you.
I rolled in the doors of the Hollywood like I always did. Lenny called me a bullshitter, Jackie barely even put her cigarette down and Jonie didn’t even bring me a drink because I didn’t actually have any money on the table. I didn’t even have money in my pocket. I’d spent it all on the Megamillions and I hadn’t eaten since perusing the halls for leftover room service the night before.
Then news hit. My face was on every TV in the place. “Local man wins 8 million dollar jackpot.”
I checked my phone to see if it was blowing up, then remembered I still hadn’t paid the bill in months. So I was good there.
​
April 9, 2022 – 11:11AM
If you’ve ever been on a casino floor you know that it’s never silent. But I swear to God if you were on the floor when that news hit, you could’ve heard the rats eating my Mini Eggs 20 miles away. Everyone’s eyes were trained on me. For a second I even felt all the security cams shift over in my direction.
I couldn’t stand being on the floor with nothing to play with so Lenny set me up with his guy who got me a little walking around money. Japanese guy who I met in a Burger King across the street. Weird dude. Not sure what his name was.
I didn’t wanna go too nuts so I just took out a small loan. 50k at 20 points. I thought about it for a second then realized I didn’t really give a shit about the interest. 10 grand to me in a week doesn’t mean nearly as much as 50 does now. It’s just value proposition. It would have been stupid NOT to take out the loan honestly.
Walking into the casino with 50 grand in my pocket and slamming it down on the table feels a lot like taking out your dick at an orgy only when your dick comes out it’s a 60 foot cigarette boat with flames painted on the side.
But then I learned what I remembered years ago. Losing money and gaining money at that point meant almost nothing.
So losing 2 grand a hand wasn’t such a big deal because I could be making 5 on the next. That’s why I needed a little more when I lost the full 50.
Another 100k or so at another 20 points should do the trick.
It didn’t take long to realize that both winning and losing money meant almost nothing to me. So I ventured out.
A tailored suit for me (ready in 2-3 days on a rush).
An iPad for James with all the bells and whistles.
6 dozen roses sent to Lenora’s house signed “your secret admirer.” just to fuck with Kelton.
A watch for me, Lenny and Jodie.
Some special cigar Jackie had always been eyeing.
New pairs of Nikes for all of us.
And a limousine to my dentist’s office.
I paid in cash for the cap replacement, they gave me some pills and told me not to mix them with alcohol but honestly I was a little distracted by the old molar cap sitting on the table. I had an idea.
“Are you gonna just throw that away?” I asked her.
By now I realized I didn’t have a phone to receive my winnings via email. So, I stopped a guy in the lobby and paid him 2 grand cash for his before popping a few pills and slugging some champagne in the limo.
There was barely enough time to sit back and relax. I had a lifetime of debt and yearning for shit to burn through.
We made it to the Mercedes dealership but the pain killers kicked in and I could barely feel my hands as they ran across the SLS’s mint green paint. Bummer.
Jenkins sauntered over asking if I was working today and all I remember saying was “I want it.” He scrunched his eyebrows in confusion, so I put the remaining cash I had down on the table and said it again. “I WANT IT.”
They ran my credit (which was dog shit. Didn’t matter) and I looked Jenkins in his fat little face again and said “I don’t give a fuck.” He sold it to me, financed at 25 percent interest. Then when he went to fetch my paperwork and keys I took a shit on his desk, shoved the molar cap and a $20 bill in it before using his jacket to wipe my ass. Felt right. Don’t really know why.
I had walked into the CA lottery offices at 9am to start the review process on my ticket’s authenticity.
By 11am, I was watching news break from the Hollywood Casino.
By 10pm I had accrued more debt than a small country.
I hadn’t received a dime from the lotto.
And I needed more walking around money.
​
April 10, 11, 12 – who the fuck knows what time
The next few days were a blur but there are a few things I’ll never forget.
Quitting my job.
Hiring the limo for the week.
Trying to shit after 3 days of having nothing but fast food, champagne and pain killers.
Fielding questions at the party from Kelton’s asshole friends who told me “lotto rich isn’t real rich.”
And the heat of my house burning to the ground as James and I stood there watching with a can of gas in our hands.
He didn’t even want the iPad.
The rhythms were sliding back. James had that smile plastered back in his face and even Lenora was happy to see me.
​
April 16, 7:35AM
“Dear Mr. Baxter. Congratulations! You’ve successfully matched FOUR of six winning numbers. Below please find a link to collect your winnings of $10,000.”
I read it over and over again. Over and over and over.
When I called the offices an nice woman on the phone informed me that due to a printing malfunction the ticket had appeared to show the number 8 when in fact it was a 6.
They even managed to maintain a sense of excitement. I mean why wouldn’t they? They think I just won $10,000. They had no idea I’d bought a car I couldn’t afford, burned my house down, taken a shit on my boss’ desk, maxed out 3 new credit cards and borrowed a inordinate amount of money from people at a borderline illegal interest rate.
The limo company took my ride away and with no home I’ve spent the last 2 days parked on the Pacific Coast Highway, sleeping in the brand new Mercedes I can’t afford, in a suit I shouldn’t have bought, showering in the YMCA down the street, and eating 2-day-old coconut shrimp.
All of a sudden I’m fucked again. But as I stare out at the Pacific, my phone dings. It’s an alert from the Chase banking app. My lotto winnings of $10,000 have just hit my account and the only question is...
Are the rhythms with me or not?